Official Match Thread Season 30 Round 3 - Baghdad Bombers vs Dragons FFC @ Abdu Prison

[CALL ME SNAKE]

Where the hell are you buying your condoms?

Buy them???
I find them on the floor of the toilet block at Footscray Park.
I've saved thousands of dollars over the yrs.

 

[A Swallow]

Where the hell are you buying your condoms?

St Vincent de Paul. Where the hell else would you buy condoms?

 

[kickthething]

You are owen 10

is he related to this guy?

 

[kickthething]

We’ve recruited foetuses. We are sponsored by most fast food eateries. Jellied sausages are a normal meal. ScoMo is a stoner. Cold Sober potentially fathered Santoz’ father.

Now I feel like I am up to speed.

 

[serial_thrilla]

OK, what have I missed.

Subway, vanilla slices and dumplings. And some strange jelly sausage creation. Today certain has had a focus on food.

 

[Cold Sober]

I am already enjoying this thread a lot more than our last Hawks match thread. I was told the dragons were made up of a bunch of stupid jerks who don’t even know how to sfa!! Okay I may have made that bit up.

caaarn the bombers!!! Baghdad and Proud!!

Any conversation we get this week will be a great improvement compared to the s**t we've heard from our past 2 opponents.
I'm an expert at drunken dribble but * me. I couldn't drink enough to be able to dribble that amount of s**t.
Go DRAGS, BEST OF LUCK BOMBERS.[ to lazy with the capital s**t]

 

[VandoHawk]

Buy them???
I find them on the floor of the toilet block at Footscray Park.
I've saved thousands of dollars over the yrs.

Yeah but it doesn't count if you have to spend all the money you saved on child support payments

 

[Cold Sober]

We’ve recruited foetuses. We are sponsored by most fast food eateries. Jellied sausages are a normal meal. ScoMo is a stoner. Cold Sober potentially fathered Santoz’ father.

He' in total denial.

 

[Matt_352]

Seafood isle

Not frozen surely

 

[Bovo]

Any conversation we get this week will be a great improvement compared to the sh*t we've heard from our past 2 opponents.
I'm an expert at drunken dribble but fu** me. I couldn't drink enough to be able to dribble that amount of sh*t.
Go DRAGS, BEST OF LUCK BOMBERS.[ to lazy with the capital sh*t]

drunken dribble you say? Even your dribble is intoxicated? Now that’s the sh1t I’m talking about!!

 

[A Swallow]

Yeah but it doesn't count if you have to spend all the money you saved on child support payments

You don’t though, you’re using valid protection. It just happens to have been someone else’s valid protection prior to you.

 

[VandoHawk]

Not frozen surely

They're cheaper when frozen and these are hard economic times

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

Yeah but it doesn't count if you have to spend all the money you saved on child support payments

Its ok my kid is like Benjamin Button .
He was born 97yrs old. By the time he gets down to 18 and I have to pay child support I'll be dead from old age.

 

[Cold Sober]

Buy them???
I find them on the floor of the toilet block at Footscray Park.
I've saved thousands of dollars over the yrs.

So your saying Santo

drunken dribble you say? Even your dribble is intoxicated? Now that’s the sh1t I’m talking about!!

There is no pretending in my state of drunkenness, Half, Full or Thanks for coming.

 

[Cold Sober]

Please don't mention child support.
This is supposed to be a fun forum.
God invented toilets for a reason.

 

[Kilroy]

Congratulations to snozulu on no longer being the smallest Bomber minnow.

Congratulations serial_thrilla on the most multi-quotes used in a single post.

The Half Back

 

[Stoods]

Its ok my kid is like Benjamin Button .
He was born 97yrs old. By the time he gets down to 18 and I have to pay child support I'll be dead from old age.

That movie will forever hold a special place inside my heart

 

[Kilroy]

Please don't mention child support.
This is supposed to be a fun forum.
God invented toilets for a reason.

It burns!!!

 

[Cold Sober]

I'm an hour early, but it's safer.
Night all.

 

[Matt_352]

I'm an hour early, but it's safer.
Night all.

Good night

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

That movie will forever hold a special place inside my heart

Mine too.
Besides from Police Academy 6 its just about my favorite.

 

[A Swallow]

That movie will forever hold a special place inside my heart

Why?

 

[A Swallow]

Mine too.
Besides from Police Academy 6 its just about my favorite.

What about Air Bud 3?

 

[Stoods]

Why?

It was on the night i visited the flower garden for the first time if you catch my drift

#FactsAboutStoods

 

[MC Bad Genius]

Mine too.
Besides from Police Academy 6 its just about my favorite.

I know you're being silly now, because everyone knows Citizens On Patrol is easily the best Police Academy.