Official Match Thread Season 31, Round 15: Roys FFC vs Dragons FFC at the BJO

[serial_thrilla]

Today I was disappointed by a little willy

#putoutyourbillies

 

[Wosh]

#putoutyourbillies

Don’t you start with the bloody song contest too.

 

[serial_thrilla]

0) Chief
1) Bonz
3) A Swallow
4) Maylandsman
5) Blaze Storm
7) Pie 4 Life
8) serial_thrilla
9) gym4life
10) Mooresome
11) Stoods
13) BringBackTheAnchor
14) Matt_352
15) Strigoi
17) eth-dog
22) Dr Mantis Taboggan
23) VandoHawk
26) Cold Sober
31) MC Bad Genius
33) Bradesmaen
35) Ashman OG
42) HawkAussie
45) T2B_
69) Ljp86
74) fumbler
90) AceAndy
99) Knifey Spoony

Do any of you guys play Minecraft? I have grand ambitions for Dragon Island on the BF server, but a). I don't know how to play Minecraft, and b). I don't own Minecraft.

Mobbs and Tonga Bob can't stop our unashamed land grab!!!

 

[serial_thrilla]

Don’t you start with the bloody song contest too.

Your song literally says "we're flying high". Ol' mate Willy was just following instructions.

 

[Wosh]

I’m watching a really stupid boring Polish show on netflix, no idea what's going on.

Still makes more sense than Bonz

 

[Ljp86]

Oh hello,

I ran out of ideas for a match thread OP, so I thought I'd just share a book I found that has a strange relevance to this match thread...

Good OP, thought the Dragon Island Subway, KFC and Croc Drunkees might get a mention but I guess not everything could fit into such a tale which absolutely and most definitely did happen.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Or perhaps serial_thrilla would like to discuss the cycling with me since he really wants to break me.

Oh hi eth-dog - what cycling are you referring to?

 

[BringBackTheAnchor]

0) Chief
1) Bonz
3) A Swallow
4) Maylandsman
5) Blaze Storm
7) Pie 4 Life
8) serial_thrilla
9) gym4life
10) Mooresome
11) Stoods
13) BringBackTheAnchor
14) Matt_352
15) Strigoi
17) eth-dog
22) Dr Mantis Taboggan
23) VandoHawk
26) Cold Sober
31) MC Bad Genius
33) Bradesmaen
35) Ashman OG
42) HawkAussie
45) T2B_
69) Ljp86
74) fumbler
90) AceAndy
99) Knifey Spoony

Do any of you guys play Minecraft? I have grand ambitions for Dragon Island on the BF server, but a). I don't know how to play Minecraft, and b). I don't own Minecraft.

Mobbs and Tonga Bob can't stop our unashamed land grab!!!

I have Minecraft experience but sadly i only own the Xbox edition.

 

[serial_thrilla]

I'm referring to the Giro D'Italia of course! Oh and your efforts to break me are admirable, but it won't work.

I'm one of those people that goes all-in for the Tour De France, but ignores most other cycling events. Who is in form this season? Is Richie Porte playing support only?

 

[Ljp86]

IT'S ABOUT TIME. THERE WAS A 1 MINUTE DELAY TIME BETWEEN EACH OF THE OTHER THREADS AND YET FOR US ... TWO MINUTES!

Bastard.

It's not called the Brunswick Junction Oval nursing home.

It's called the Sweet Surrender Retirement Village.

Do your ******* research.

Ok let's see what else I can complain about (hi Dragons).

It doesn't mean I'm grumpy. It's means I'm a KING. Specifically a BASTARD KING. ffs

I don't even have a lawn! I don't even have a lawn in Sweet!

Wait, I do have a lawn in Sweet. But only in Sweet.

There were some parts that were good. Fran Drescher and saying "piss off m8".

But I would never eat lambs fry.

YOU'RE a fruit cake.

Oh I will drop my stuff. You better believe I'll drop my stuff.

There had better be NO fruits or berries on that cake. And it must NOT be make with carrots. I don't care what Wosh says.

Wtf bad correlation argument up the ying yang.

This was a beautiful story.

Ok people, it's safe. I'm gonna have a nap.

Jesus got asked exactly the same thing the other day.

Dinosaurs were tosspots. They pissed me off. And we all know how that turned out.

I'll let you decide for yourself.
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[Tonga Bob]

0) Chief
1) Bonz
3) A Swallow
4) Maylandsman
5) Blaze Storm
7) Pie 4 Life
8) serial_thrilla
9) gym4life
10) Mooresome
11) Stoods
13) BringBackTheAnchor
14) Matt_352
15) Strigoi
17) eth-dog
22) Dr Mantis Taboggan
23) VandoHawk
26) Cold Sober
31) MC Bad Genius
33) Bradesmaen
35) Ashman OG
42) HawkAussie
45) T2B_
69) Ljp86
74) fumbler
90) AceAndy
99) Knifey Spoony

Do any of you guys play Minecraft? I have grand ambitions for Dragon Island on the BF server, but a). I don't know how to play Minecraft, and b). I don't own Minecraft.

Mobbs and Tonga Bob can't stop our unashamed land grab!!!

Mobbs please rename Dragon Island to Atlantis, then sink that mf like it was the freaking Titanic and you are the iceberg.

 

[BringBackTheAnchor]

I’m watching a really stupid boring Polish show on netflix, no idea what's going on.

Still makes more sense than Bonz

 

[Wosh]

Yes, like that

 

[Bonz]

I’m watching a really stupid boring Polish show on netflix, no idea what's going on.

Still makes more sense than Bonz

 

[serial_thrilla]

Mobbs please rename Dragon Island to Atlantis, then sink that mf like it was the freaking Titanic and you are the iceberg.

Mobbs do not listen to this crazy man.

Instead, how about we turn the Docklands and Van Cortlandt Park into an actual island? They're the Coney ISLAND Warriors. We should flood some of the low lying areas.

 

[BringBackTheAnchor]

Your song literally says "we're flying high". Ol' mate Willy was just following instructions.

 

[Wosh]

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Mod, of course

 

[T2B_]

0) Chief
1) Bonz
3) A Swallow
4) Maylandsman
5) Blaze Storm
7) Pie 4 Life
8) serial_thrilla
9) gym4life
10) Mooresome
11) Stoods
13) BringBackTheAnchor
14) Matt_352
15) Strigoi
17) eth-dog
22) Dr Mantis Taboggan
23) VandoHawk
26) Cold Sober
31) MC Bad Genius
33) Bradesmaen
35) Ashman OG
42) HawkAussie
45) T2B_
69) Ljp86
74) fumbler
90) AceAndy
99) Knifey Spoony

Do any of you guys play Minecraft? I have grand ambitions for Dragon Island on the BF server, but a). I don't know how to play Minecraft, and b). I don't own Minecraft.

Mobbs and Tonga Bob can't stop our unashamed land grab!!!

Unfortunately not, mate.

I don't think I ever really have the time/patience for world building type games, although I admire what others achieve in them.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Nobody in the Giro will factor in the Tour unless they leave this early. Richie is support only this season unless they let him go in the Vuelta. He'll also be the man for Australia in the road race in all likelihood.

You should just stay here, it'll be easier for you.

So who is prepping for a crack at the Tour? Pogacar and Roglic again? Or is Thomas back?

 

[Wosh]

Pretty sure the AFL boards are that way ——->

 

[serial_thrilla]

Pretty sure the AFL boards are that way ——->

All I see over there is a huge bag of prawn crackers that I'm gradually devouring in my hotel room.

 

[Wosh]

All I see over there is a huge bag of prawn crackers that I'm gradually devouring in my hotel room.

I like prawn crackers...

 

[Wosh]

All I see over there is a huge bag of prawn crackers that I'm gradually devouring in my hotel room.

Also how come you’re in a hotel room?

 

[Ashman OG]

All I see over there is a huge bag of prawn crackers that I'm gradually devouring in my hotel room.

Give me a couple you hog ?

 

[Allikat]

All I see over there is a huge bag of prawn crackers that I'm gradually devouring in my hotel room.

Quarantinee?