Official Match Thread Season 31, Round 15: Roys FFC vs Dragons FFC at the BJO

[Matt_352]

>Chicken Treat

Wow

 

[Matt_352]

I went to my local Chicken Treat the other day, and they didn't have any roast chicken left. Seriously why bother opening the store without any roast chicken? What am I going to buy? A large serving of chips with some tomato sauce sachets?

There are starving kids in Africa like fumbler you ungrateful f*ck!

 

[Matt_352]

Morning Dragons and Old Farts. Good morning Tarkyn_24

 

[Wosh]

Jesus it’s cold
Mooch where’s that blankie?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Mobbs do not listen to this crazy man.

Instead, how about we turn the Docklands and Van Cortlandt Park into an actual island? They're the Coney ISLAND Warriors. We should flood some of the low lying areas.

 

[JackNah_8]

Hello Broys you all suck.

Yes that’s right you suck bad, you too JackNah_8

What's your problem???

 

[Wosh]

Mobbs do not listen to this crazy man.

Instead, how about we turn the Docklands and Van Cortlandt Park into an actual island? They're the Coney ISLAND Warriors. We should flood some of the low lying areas.

You’ll have better results if you flood the low hanging fruit.

 

[Bonz]

Due to the average age of the Roy's being nearly 600 for this week's match

serial_thrilla out of the goodness of his heart has agreed to a more age appropriate sport for this Sunday.

Cat Curling

 

[Wosh]

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Ok

 

[Tonga Bob]

Ok

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Look on the bright side... at least she's muted.

 

[Wosh]

Look on the bright side... at least she's muted.

I’ll be honest, I have no idea who she is or what she does.

 

[A Swallow]

I’ll be honest, I have no idea who she is or what she does.

I strongly advise you keep it that way.

 

[Wosh]

I strongly advise you keep it that way.

I had to google her for Tonga Bob ’s av coz I heard he is obsessed in love with her, and I wanted to make him a really nice av coz he’s such a great guy.

That was enough, I just grabbed some pictures and moved on.

 

[A Swallow]

I had to google her for Tonga Bob ’s av coz I heard he is obsessed in love with her, and I wanted to make him a really nice av coz he’s such a great guy.

That was enough, I just grabbed some pictures and moved on.

Yeah best to keep at arms length. With noise cancelling headphones on. With white noise playing. In a Cold War bunker. On the moon.

 

[fumbler]

What's your problem???

Big bunch of sucks.

I had to google her for Tonga Bob ’s av coz I heard he is obsessed in love with her, and I wanted to make him a really nice av coz he’s such a great guy.

That was enough, I just grabbed some pictures and moved on.

Did you get a rash?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Yeah best to keep at arms length. With noise cancelling headphones on. With white noise playing. In a Cold War bunker. On the moon.

This guy gets it.

 

[JackNah_8]

Big bunch of sucks.



Did you get a rash?

Poor attitude

 

[Mobbs]

Monsters

I don't know what this means. I mean, I know what the word means. But what is the link here?

 

[JackNah_8]

Little Monsters = lady gaga fans

 

[Mobbs]

Poor attitude

 

[Mobbs]

Little Monsters = lady gaga fans

At least with Matt_352 I knew what all of the words meant. Granted, he only gave me one. But what is lady gaga fans? Isn't that an Oscar Wilde play?

 

[JackNah_8]

At least with Matt_352 I knew what all of the words meant. Granted, he only gave me one. But what is lady gaga fans? Isn't that an Oscar Wilde play?

Are you serious?


You don't know lady gaga? Or the song bad romance

 

[Mobbs]

Are you serious?


You don't know lady gaga? Or the song bad romance

Bad romance rings a bell. Does that have na na na na in it?
If it's within the last approx 20 years I'm gonna struggle to know it. Only a few songs.

Here's my latest favourite:

 

[A Swallow]

Little Monsters = lady gaga fans

Do you identify as a little monster?

 

[A Swallow]

Bad romance rings a bell. Does that have na na na na in it?
If it's within the last approx 20 years I'm gonna struggle to know it. Only a few songs.

Here's my latest favourite:

Don't feel bad, she's part of the overwhelmingly underwhelming modern pop music scene.