Official Match Thread Season 31: Round 3 - Gumbies FFC vs East Side Hawks at The House of Gumby

[Riviat]

When am I scheduled to fly the coop?

End of this season.

 

[omgfridge]

Coup started last week. I'm blaming you for that loss.

68 point loss on 1 player, yeah that seems reasonable. I mean you did the team sheet and fed Grimesy87 to reigning Fred medalist The Filth Wizard and I'm sure his 6 goals had no bearing on the match.

 

[Barrybran]

When am I scheduled to coup?

GWS Goose, are you happy if Bangers takes round 9?

 

[Barrybran]

68 point loss on 1 player, yeah that seems reasonable. I mean you did the team sheet and fed Grimesy87 to reigning Fred medalist The Filth Wizard and I'm sure his 6 goals had no bearing on the match.

I was also best on ground. My shoulders are worse than Chris Judd's.

 

[omgfridge]

I was also best on ground. My shoulders are worse than Chris Judd's.

You know whose shoulders aren't sore?

boncer34 from typing out his match threads.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

With all this talk of a coup are we relocating the team to Fiji?

 

[PMBangers]

With all this talk of a coup are we relocating the team to Fiji?

Fiji is a Roys sort of destination, if I'm moving (like I'm being told) the Gumbies will be in Phuket

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Fiji is a Roys sort of destination, if I'm moving (like I'm being told) the Gumbies will be in Phuket

Would explain the ping pong balls in my locker.

 

[PMBangers]

Would explain the ping pong balls in my locker.

Start practising

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Start practising

For years I had a fairly dire intolerance to onions but would never not order onion rings if I was out at a burger place. Needless to say my clenching game is already strong!

 

[omgfridge]

Not sure about his clenching game but Riviat is the resident ping pong champ at the Gumbies

 

[GWS Goose]

GWS Goose, are you happy if Bangers takes round 9?

Sounds great.

Congratulations PMBangers on becoming captain of the Gumbies in Rnd 9.

If there is anyone worthwhile at the hawks to bring along, we'll take them.

That was easier than I thought Barrybran

We killed two birds with one stone, recruit PMBangers and replace Baz with anyone but omgfridge

 

[Riviat]

Not sure about his clenching game but Riviat is the resident ping pong champ at the Gumbies

My elite ping pong skills have been finally recognised around the club! Merci

As for the other topic, clenching isn't as strong.

 

[PMBangers]

This uh, this all happened quicker than expected, Agent93 I have once again accidentally traded myself, can you undo this for me

 

[Agent93]

This uh, this all happened quicker than expected, Agent93 I have once again accidentally traded myself, can you undo this for me

Yes. You can't trade yourself. Your soul is bound to the Hawks and by proxy, me, for eternity.

 

[Riviat]

This uh, this all happened quicker than expected, Agent93 I have once again accidentally traded myself, can you undo this for me

The last time we did this, I think we had absorbed the entire Roys team. TedDougChris and the Roys are still unaware that they are unofficially officially on our roster.

 

[GWS Goose]

This uh, this all happened quicker than expected, Agent93 I have once again accidentally traded myself, can you undo this for me

Unfortunately not Skip.

I look forward to what direction to take with the Gumbies.

perhaps a change of colours, orange and charcoal would be a good fit.

 

[PMBangers]

Unfortunately not Skip.

I look forward to what direction to take with the Gumbies.

perhaps a change of colours, orange and charcoal would be a good fit.

On the contrary, I'd hate to clash with the East Side GIANTS if I had to leave

 

[omgfridge]

Sounds great.

Congratulations PMBangers on becoming captain of the Gumbies in Rnd 9.

If there is anyone worthwhile at the hawks to bring along, we'll take them.

That was easier than I thought Barrybran

We killed two birds with one stone, recruit PMBangers and replace Baz with anyone but omgfridge

Supersuns just signed me to the Roys anyway.

 

[Supersuns]

Supersuns just signed me to the Roys anyway.

Barrybran we will trade you TedDougChris for the fridge

 

[GWS Goose]

Supersuns just signed me to the Roys anyway.

You were supposed to sign him! you can't even get that right

First the ground hog day incident, now this.

These regular stuff ups are proving you really are a Gumby aren't you.

Barrybran I think we're obligued to keep omgfridge , he has become too much of a Gumby now.

 

[Barrybran]

Barrybran we will trade you TedDougChris for the fridge

Is this your first trade?

 

[GWS Goose]

Barrybran we will trade you TedDougChris for the fridge

Why don't stay and you can hang around with your new team mates

 

[Supersuns]

Is this your first trade?

It certainly won't be my last

 

[Barrybran]

It certainly won't be my last

As the saying goes, if at first you don't succeed, join the Gumbies.