Official Match Thread Season 32 First Preliminary Final - Dragons FFC vs Roys FFC at Ljp86's Lair (MOTR)

[Strigoi]

This is a message from TDC bot on behalf of the Roys FFC.

Lemmings!

 

[Dingster]

One should not be selfish.

It's like you've never met Bonz

 

[Strigoi]

Good morning!

 

[Bonz]

It's like you've never met Bonz

 

[TedDougChris]

 

[A Swallow]

It's like you've never met Bonz

He’s anything but selfish in the bedroom

 

[HirdsTheWord]

I thought teaching the rookies to be selfish was part of the induction pack? darthmann and HirdsTheWord were really quick learners for us this season.

 

[Dingster]

He’s anything but selfish in the bedroom

Fact check serial_thrilla

 

[philreich]

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The Roys don't even remember their own names, given their advanced ages........

 

[philreich]

I was sitting on the lounge last night, watching TV, when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen, "What do you feel like for dinner tonight, my love - chicken, beef or lamb?"

I called out, "Chicken please."

She seemed upset when she replied, "You're having soup you fat bastard - I was talking to the cat!!!"

 

[TedDougChris]

I was sitting on the lounge last night, watching TV, when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen, "What do you feel like for dinner tonight, my love - chicken, beef or lamb?"

I called out, "Chicken please."

She seemed upset when she replied, "You're having soup you fat bastard - I was talking to the cat!!!"

I just get s**t thrown at me now, no discussion on whether I'd actually like it....

 

[serial_thrilla]

I can't see us losing another game.

 

[Bonz]

Fact check serial_thrilla

I would fact check with someone else.... serial_thrilla has rather different tastes

 

[serial_thrilla]

I would fact check with someone else.... serial_thrilla has rather different tastes

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Shouldn't you be at work right now? It was a condition of your re-homing from the Wonders that you work five shifts a week!

 

[_Mike_]

 

[_Mike_]

time to start stretching for the game

 

[_Mike_]

Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever it would nice if you were a tad more selfish and kick some goals this week. When Mooch leads and has three players hanging off him, take the shot!!!

I kicked a goal in the last game.. apparently

 

[_Mike_]

Was smart to tank in that first qualifying final. I'm really enjoying the tactical nous of TedDougChris this finals campaign.

 

[_Mike_]

I can't see us losing another game.

Simm says

 

[Bonz]

Shouldn't you be at work right now? It was a condition of your re-homing from the Wonders that you work five shifts a week!
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It's been outsourced to DockerDen5215

Why do you think my performances have had an upwards trajectory.

 

[serial_thrilla]

It's been outsourced to DockerDen5215

Why do you think my performances have had an upwards trajectory.

No, DockerDen5215 hasn't been seen on Dragon Island for weeks. You've got some shifts to catch up on!

 

[A Swallow]

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Hello Mike

 

[Bonz]

No, DockerDen5215 hasn't been seen on Dragon Island for weeks. You've got some shifts to catch up on!
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You tell yourself that and get back to kissing my feet.

 

[Bonz]

Also Knifey Spoony hope you can walk straight today

 

[Strigoi]

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Ahem…