Official Match Thread Season 32: Round 2 - Dragons FFC Vs Coney Island Warriors @ Ljp86's Lair

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Is Monday too early for match threads? Well is it? There is many different people that believe early Monday posting of match threads leads to fatigue and overall lack of things to talk about come the end of the week. This can turn into low activity levels for the double up games later in the season. Now it is a solid argument, that is, we don't start match threads until Tuesday or even Wednesday like some delusional people think so that others don't get bored of talking to the same people. But this is all bullshit. If you are bored of talking to the same people day after day then don't talk to them. It's pretty simple. Either you don't like them or they just don't have a lot to say, in which case move on to talking to other people in the other team or maybe just go offline for a day and experience fresh air. You heard that right fresh air, go out and smell the leaves and witness nature in it's true form: the kangaroo. Did you know a kangaroo can jump over 6 ft in the air when startled? I certainly didn't when I almost ran over one with my bike yesterday. He jumped right over my head and knocked me clean off my bike and onto the gravel below. Hurt like hell, and that was before I realised the f***er came back and kicked me in the leg. I could barely move. He bounced away like a punk, and just when I thought it was over a ******* snake came out of the bushes and bit my hand. It wasn't even a regular snake, it looked like a cartoon snake with little triangles all on its backside. I tried to get a picture of it before it slithered away, but my phone broke in the crash. I had to hike 12km to the nearest rest stop just to ask for help. By that point the venom had travelled all the way to my thorax and I passed out from lack of oxygen. I wake up three days later in a hospital bed with my family asking me what the heck happened. Do you know what I told them? Monday is not too early for match threads.

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One winner and one loser from last weeks round 1 games and the same will be said for this match (unless another unlikely draw happens). Warriors need to bounce back, but the Dragons need to maintain this momentum and continue the winning streak after what happened with their fade outs late last season, they need every win they can get.

Dragons early leaders
A Swallow 131 DT - 5 goals
Matt_352 124 DT - 3 goals
Strigoi 111 DT - 19 hitouts

Warriors early leaders
TheInjuryFactory 93 DT - 8 tackles
Dav 83 DT - 19 hitouts
The Half Back 79 DT - 4 frees for

Are the Dragons just in the SFA to get fed properly?


Do the Warriors ever really come out to play?


All these questions will be answered this Sunday.

Captains please have your team sheets in by Thursday 11:59pm AEST
 
Is Monday too early for match threads? Well is it? There is many different people that believe early Monday posting of match threads leads to fatigue and overall lack of things to talk about come the end of the week. This can turn into low activity levels for the double up games later in the season. Now it is a solid argument, that is, we don't start match threads until Tuesday or even Wednesday like some delusional people think so that others don't get bored of talking to the same people. But this is all bullshit. If you are bored of talking to the same people day after day then don't talk to them. It's pretty simple. Either you don't like them or they just don't have a lot to say, in which case move on to talking to other people in the other team or maybe just go offline for a day and experience fresh air. You heard that right fresh air, go out and smell the leaves and witness nature in it's true form: the kangaroo. Did you know a kangaroo can jump over 6 ft in the air when startled? I certainly didn't when I almost ran over one with my bike yesterday. He jumped right over my head and knocked me clean off my bike and onto the gravel below. Hurt like hell, and that was before I realised the f***er came back and kicked me in the leg. I could barely move. He bounced away like a punk, and just when I thought it was over a ******* snake came out of the bushes and bit my hand. It wasn't even a regular snake, it looked like a cartoon snake with little triangles all on its backside. I tried to get a picture of it before it slithered away, but my phone broke in the crash. I had to hike 12km to the nearest rest stop just to ask for help. By that point the venom had travelled all the way to my thorax and I passed out from lack of oxygen. I wake up three days later in a hospital bed with my family asking me what the heck happened. Do you know what I told them? Monday is not too early for match threads.

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One winner and one loser from last weeks round 1 games and the same will be said for this match (unless another unlikely draw happens). Warriors need to bounce back, but the Dragons need to maintain this momentum and continue the winning streak after what happened with their fade outs late last season, they need every win they can get.

Dragons early leaders
A Swallow 131 DT - 5 goals
Matt_352 124 DT - 3 goals
Strigoi 111 DT - 19 hitouts

Warriors early leaders
TheInjuryFactory 93 DT - 8 tackles
Dav 83 DT - 19 hitouts
The Half Back 79 DT - 4 frees for

Are the Dragons just in the SFA to get fed properly?


Do the Warriors ever really come out to play?


All these questions will be answered this Sunday.

Captains please have your team sheets in by Thursday 11:59pm AEST


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Is Monday too early for match threads? Well is it? There is many different people that believe early Monday posting of match threads leads to fatigue and overall lack of things to talk about come the end of the week. This can turn into low activity levels for the double up games later in the season. Now it is a solid argument, that is, we don't start match threads until Tuesday or even Wednesday like some delusional people think so that others don't get bored of talking to the same people. But this is all bullshit. If you are bored of talking to the same people day after day then don't talk to them. It's pretty simple. Either you don't like them or they just don't have a lot to say, in which case move on to talking to other people in the other team or maybe just go offline for a day and experience fresh air. You heard that right fresh air, go out and smell the leaves and witness nature in it's true form: the kangaroo. Did you know a kangaroo can jump over 6 ft in the air when startled? I certainly didn't when I almost ran over one with my bike yesterday. He jumped right over my head and knocked me clean off my bike and onto the gravel below. Hurt like hell, and that was before I realised the f***er came back and kicked me in the leg. I could barely move. He bounced away like a punk, and just when I thought it was over a ******* snake came out of the bushes and bit my hand. It wasn't even a regular snake, it looked like a cartoon snake with little triangles all on its backside. I tried to get a picture of it before it slithered away, but my phone broke in the crash. I had to hike 12km to the nearest rest stop just to ask for help. By that point the venom had travelled all the way to my thorax and I passed out from lack of oxygen. I wake up three days later in a hospital bed with my family asking me what the heck happened. Do you know what I told them? Monday is not too early for match threads.

View attachment 1193927VView attachment 1193928

One winner and one loser from last weeks round 1 games and the same will be said for this match (unless another unlikely draw happens). Warriors need to bounce back, but the Dragons need to maintain this momentum and continue the winning streak after what happened with their fade outs late last season, they need every win they can get.

Dragons early leaders
A Swallow 131 DT - 5 goals
Matt_352 124 DT - 3 goals
Strigoi 111 DT - 19 hitouts

Warriors early leaders
TheInjuryFactory 93 DT - 8 tackles
Dav 83 DT - 19 hitouts
The Half Back 79 DT - 4 frees for

Are the Dragons just in the SFA to get fed properly?


Do the Warriors ever really come out to play?


All these questions will be answered this Sunday.

Captains please have your team sheets in by Thursday 11:59pm AEST

One word mate - paragraphs.

Thanks for the OP tho. You bring up a good point re: kangaroos vs MAMILs. If we want an Aussie to win the Tour de France, we just need to unleash a mob of roos on the French.

*extreme French voice* sacre bleu! le Skippy!

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Kangaroos are not as dangerous as Mooses are.
Fun moose fact: the two moose from the film Brother Bear are voiced by Rick Moranis & Dave Thomas using their characters Bob & Doug McKenzie from the SCTV sketch 'Great White North' and the spin-off film 'Strange Brew'. You should watch it, it's a beauty eh?
 
Fun moose fact: the two moose from the film Brother Bear are voiced by Rick Moranis & Dave Thomas using their characters Bob & Doug McKenzie from the SCTV sketch 'Great White North' and the spin-off film 'Strange Brew'. You should watch it, it's a beauty eh?

A Moose once bit my sister.
 

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