Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 16 - Sin City Swamprats v Coney Island Warriors at Underground Stadium

[MWPP]

Good morning Swamprats & Warriors. It is match day! This game will be posted at around 2.05pm SFA time (WST).
Best wishes to both teams.
jackster83 BloodySwan
Tonga Bob FootyGuy13

Also, Happy Mother’s Day to those of you who celebrate. Special thoughts and love to those who have lost a mother, mothers who have lost a child or children, and people who are yearning to a mothers but can’t be. You are not alone.

 

[philreich]

Have you been helping crazywildhorse investigate the Dutch entrant?

What song did he sing - "How Dutch is that moggie in the window?"

 

[okeydoke7]

Ready to be held goalless tomorrow? I've been watching your tapes all week* and reckon I've figured out your running patterns.

*since being punted to fullback

I’ve been postless all week, aside from the best post in this thread (I assume).

And I don’t regret it.

But I’ll kick 10

 

[FootyGuy13]

Alright, Eurovision is over. Now for this afternoon's game where the Warriors will make like the Swiss and crush damicky's dreams.

 

[philreich]

What can I say? The man is a true leader.

Except when submitting a team sheet.

 

[okeydoke7]

Alright, Eurovision is over. Now for this afternoon's game where the Warriors will make like the Swiss and crush damicky's dreams.

Much like the Swiss, I’ll break the (qooty) code and kick a never seen before total.

 

[jackster83]

Game day Rats!

Ant Bear ant555 BloodySwan damicky edgie Firestarter GotTheGoodes GremioPower HirdsTheWord Jewelsbon My Cotchin Rules okeydoke7 paraaaa Power Raid philreich Quadzilla RPCB Rodney Dangerfield sataris Shuestar13 spookism Ticky009

Happy Mother's Day all. Let's get things back on track and reclaim the swamp.

 

[ant555]

Sunday already.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Dear Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat & zackah,

This is your regularly scheduled reminder that today is the day of the week where your nominated fantasy football team are involved in a game of simulated football. The good people at Big Match Commentary Posting have advised that the formalities will commenced in approximately 3.5 hours time, give or take 7 minutes. Your participation is optional but appreciated.

For those spending time with their mothers, enjoy the day. For those that aren't, enjoy it also. And for those who don't have the opportunity to do either, I hope you find something in the day that brings you joy. It probably won't be today's qooty result, but something else. Just setting expectations.

Your pal,

Bob.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Mother's Day Massacre here we come.

 

[pantskyle]

Dear Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat & zackah,

This is your regularly scheduled reminder that today is the day of the week where your nominated fantasy football team are involved in a game of simulated football. The good people at Big Match Commentary Posting have advised that the formalities will commenced in approximately 3.5 hours time, give or take 7 minutes. Your participation is optional but appreciated.

For those spending time with their mothers, enjoy the day. For those that aren't, enjoy it also. And for those who don't have the opportunity to do either, I hope you find something in the day that brings you joy. It probably won't be today's qooty result, but something else. Just setting expectations.

Your pal,

Bob.

Pass.

 

[pantskyle]

pantskyle sometimes a simple piece of crusty bread with cheese is a great dinner.

Agree.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Pass.

On behalf of the Coney Island Warriors FFC please pass on my heartfelt thanks to your mother for providing us with 10% of today's team.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

On behalf of the Coney Island Warriors FFC please pass on my heartfelt thanks to your mother for providing us with 10% of today's team.

She’ll be stoked this is where we ended up.

 

[Ant Bear]

Go Swamprats

 

[Tonga Bob]

She’ll be stoked this is where we ended up.

One for mum, one for dad and two for Coney Island.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

 

[spudmaster]

Game day Rats!

Happy Mother's Day all. Let's get things back on track and reclaim the swamp.

Dear],

This is your regularly scheduled reminder that today is the day of the week where your nominated fantasy football team are involved in a game of simulated football. The good people at Big Match Commentary Posting have advised that the formalities will commenced in approximately 3.5 hours time, give or take 7 minutes. Your participation is optional but appreciated.

For those spending time with their mothers, enjoy the day. For those that aren't, enjoy it also. And for those who don't have the opportunity to do either, I hope you find something in the day that brings you joy. It probably won't be today's qooty result, but something else. Just setting expectations.

Your pal,

Bob.

I identify as a rat. Less reading.

 

[jackster83]

I identify as a rat. Less reading.

You're in!

Our only rule is to never drink the water.

 

[spudmaster]

You're in!

Our only rule is to never drink the water.

Looking forward to our win this arvo.

 

[damicky]

Alright, Eurovision is over. Now for this afternoon's game where the Warriors will make like the Swiss and crush damicky's dreams.

I am racking up the losses this weekend

 

[spudmaster]

Clouds & Rebecca’s Empire in Castlemaine. 12/10, a great (& cathartic) night was had by all.

Rip to the best thing to come out of Castlemaine.

 

[Dinsdale]

did we lose yet?

 

[MWPP]

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... SCS v CIW

                       CIW
paraaaa                     Rodney Dangerfield       RPCB
TubbsFarquhar               TheInjuryFactory         Tonga Bob

Power Raid                  spookism                 Ticky009
Dinsdale                    Freofalcon               Ocha905

jackster83                  GotTheGoodes             ant555
Mesc                        Stokey                   FootyGuy13

My Cotchin Rules            GremioPower              Ant Bear
Purple7x08_24               Reginald Perrin          Raveneyes

sataris                     okeydoke7                edgie
Mofra                       spudmaster               Piggy Smalls
                            SCS

SCS Foll : damicky, BloodySwan, philreich
CIW Foll : The Filth Wizard, toxic, zackah

SCS INT : HirdsTheWord, Jewelsbon
CIW INT : Paracleet, pantskyle

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS: damicky BloodySwan philreich
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS: <none>

[R 16], Conditions for this match - WARM

 

[MWPP]

1 : 0 {C} - That really should have been thrown up rather than bounced.
1 : .1 {rW} - jackster83 breaks free and has found some space.
1 : .14 {rW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : .18 {rHFF} - jackster83's taken another bounce.
1 : .22 {rHFF} - Gets a handpass away to My Cotchin Rules.
1 : .26 {CHF} - A wild kick laterally towards GremioPower.
1 : .3 {CHF} - GremioPower makes that kick look better than it was with a solid mark.
1 : .34 {CHF} - So GremioPower ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : .38 {CHF} - Flicks it to philreich.
1 : .43 {lFP} - edgie receives his handpass.
1 : .47 {FF} - Almost a throw to okeydoke7.
1 : .51 {FF} - okeydoke7 steadies himself and has a shot ....
1 : .55 {FF} - And okeydoke7 doesn't disappoint us.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 1.0.6
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 0.0.0
1 : .59 {C} - Both ruckman miss the ball completely.
1 : 1.52 {rW} - damicky does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 1.52 {rW} - damicky sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 1.52 {CHF} - Fires out the handpass to GremioPower.
1 : 1.52 {rHFF} - Spears a kick towards My Cotchin Rules.
1 : 1.52 {rHFF} - My Cotchin Rules runs back with the flight of the ball and takes it!.
1 : 1.52 {rHFF} - My Cotchin Rules has possession.
1 : 1.52 {FF} - Hoofs it forward..
1 : 1.52 {FF} - What a shocking kick - straight to spudmaster.
1 : 1.52 {FB} - spudmaster takes off.
1 : 1.52 {rHBF} - A bit of a miskick.
1 : 1.52 {rHBF} - Raveneyes gets too far under the ball.
1 : 1.52 {rHBF} - Raveneyes wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 1.57 {C} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
1 : 2.01 {C} - Over the back of the pack comes Stokey and plucks it out.
1 : 2.07 {C} - Stokey slowing down the play.
1 : 2.11 {C} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 2.15 {CHF} - Another bounce taken by Stokey.
1 : 2.19 {FF} - Hurried kick towards TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 2.24 {FF} - Rodney Dangerfield reads the play better and marks.
1 : 2.28 {lBP} - RPCB with the ball now.
1 : 2.32 {lBP} - RPCB dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 2.36 {lBP} - Almost a throw to damicky.
1 : 2.4 {lBP} - But he interfered with his opponent there.
1 : 2.44 {FF} - TheInjuryFactory looks downfield.
1 : 2.48 {FF} - TheInjuryFactory from thirty metres.
1 : 2.52 {FF} - That takes TheInjuryFactory's goal tally to 1.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 1.0.6
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 1.0.6
1 : 2.57 {C} - damicky gets one hand to it.
1 : 3.05 {lW} - Nobody's checking ant555.
1 : 3.09 {lW} - Hands it off to philreich.
1 : 3.13 {C} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 3.17 {C} - GotTheGoodes slips at the crucial moment and its marked by Stokey.
1 : 3.21 {lW} - Taking the ball is Mesc.
1 : 3.25 {rHFF} - A spearing pass towards Ocha905.
1 : 3.3 {rHFF} - Howzat? Great mark to Ocha905 at full stretch to his left.
1 : 3.34 {rHFF} - The ball is now with Ocha905.
1 : 3.38 {rHFF} - Ocha905 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 3.42 {rHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to zackah.
1 : 3.46 {rHFF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 3.5 {FF} - A flat punt.
1 : 3.54 {FF} - Rodney Dangerfield gets a timely fist to the ball.
1 : 3.58 {FF} - TheInjuryFactory does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 4.03 {FF} - TheInjuryFactory lines up the sticks.
1 : 4.07 {FF} - Oh no. That's come off his knee and dribbled over the line. One behind only.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 1.0.6
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 1.1.7
1 : 4.17 {FB} - paraaaa to send the ball forward.
1 : 4.21 {FB} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 4.25 {FB} - damicky has a bounce.
1 : 4.3 {FB} - A poor handpass but BloodySwan is up to the challenge.
1 : 4.34 {FB} - BloodySwan takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 4.37 {FB} - TheInjuryFactory sews Rodney Dangerfield up in a fantastic tackle.
1 : 4.41 {lFP} - TubbsFarquhar with the ball now.
1 : 4.46 {lFP} - This will be a goal to TubbsFarquhar.
1 : 4.5 {lFP} - TubbsFarquhar kicks the goal.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 1.0.6
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 2.1.13
1 : 4.54 {C} - zackah is outbodied in the ruck contest.
1 : 5.02 {C} - damicky fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 5.06 {C} - That must have been a push-out.
1 : 5.1 {C} - Stokey has possession.
1 : 5.15 {C} - He handpasses to toxic.
1 : 5.19 {lHFF} - Boots the ball toward Dinsdale.
1 : 5.23 {lHFF} - Dinsdale has one two three bites of the cherry and it's paid.
1 : 5.27 {lHFF} - Dinsdale sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 5.31 {lHFF} - Bit of an ankle-tap from Dinsdale.
1 : 5.35 {CHB} - spookism has it.
1 : 5.39 {CHB} - spookism dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 5.43 {CHB} - That must have been a push-out.
1 : 5.48 {lHFF} - Now Dinsdale has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 5.52 {lHFF} - Dinsdale takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 5.56 {rFP} - Hands it off to Tonga Bob.
1 : 6 {rFP} - Tonga Bob wants a goal.
1 : 6.04 {rFP} - He's dobbed it.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 1.0.6
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 3.1.19
1 : 6.08 {C} - damicky wins the tapout.
1 : 6.18 {lW} - Not enough pressure on damicky.
1 : 6.22 {rHFF} - The kick seeks out My Cotchin Rules.
1 : 6.26 {rHFF} - The ball drops short of My Cotchin Rules.
1 : 6.31 {rHBF} - Nobody's checking Raveneyes.
1 : 6.35 {rHBF} - A long looping handpass to The Filth Wizard.
1 : 6.39 {rHBF} - The Filth Wizard sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 6.43 {rHBF} - Great tackle on Raveneyes.
1 : 6.48 {lHFF} - Ant Bear weaves through the congestion.
1 : 6.52 {lHFF} - An underground handpass to philreich.
1 : 6.55 {FF} - Boots the ball toward okeydoke7.
1 : 7 {FF} - spudmaster floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
1 : 7.04 {rBP} - Taking the ball is Piggy Smalls.
1 : 7.08 {rBP} - What a tackle.
1 : 7.12 {lFP} - edgie has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 7.16 {lFP} - Not a lot of daylight for edgie to aim at.