Banter Showdown banter Thread

[Geoffa32]

Where are all the cocky Tealsters?

Few seem to want to talk up their team or the chance to clean sweep us this year and get closer to a top four spot.

This game is a free hit for us. Win and happy days. Lose and it may help to improve our draft position.

For Port a loss means they have to win two of their next three to guarantee a Finals spot. Thirteen wins with their percentage may not make the eight.


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[Scorpus]

Can't wait to see the epic battle between David Mackay and Jasper Pittard

 

[Firewalker]

I think both teams can just agree on wanting Mackay & Pittard to take each other out in the first 5 minutes as to allow the other 42 more competent footballers to play a match uninterrupted by their cruddy on field shenanigans.

Can you imagine a Showdown without those two playing...

 

[jackster83]

Can't wait to see the epic battle between David Mackay and Jasper Pittard

They should have prizes for whoever in the crowd catches the ball after they kick it.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

Where are all the cocky Tealsters?

Few seem to want to talk up their team or the chance to clean sweep us this year and get closer to a top four spot.

This game is a free hit for us. Win and happy days. Lose and it may help to improve our draft position.

For Port a loss means they have to win two of their next three to guarantee a Finals spot. Thirteen wins with their percentage may not make the eight.


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We'll win by 60 and end your season on style.

Fortunately for us that still won't be enough for you to rectify your issues and you will lose another player at season's end (likely McGovern) and keep Mackay, Burton, Roo, Chapman and Fagan and recruit another Menzel/Hampton to try and appease the fans.

Better?

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[Thegibbsgamble]

We'll win by 60 and end your season on style.

Fortunately for us that still won't be enough for you to rectify your issues and you will lose another player at season's end (likely McGovern) and keep Mackay, Burton, Roo, Chapman and Fagan and recruit another Menzel/Hampton to try and appease the fans.

Better?

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Collective minds Brett Burton Richard Douglas more injuries than the Gallipoli landing and you still needed umpires to beat us for the first time in a decade.

You have no hope this weekend

 

[subaru]

We'll win by 60 and end your season on style.

Fortunately for us that still won't be enough for you to rectify your issues and you will lose another player at season's end (likely McGovern) and keep Mackay, Burton, Roo, Chapman and Fagan and recruit another Menzel/Hampton to try and appease the fans.

Better?

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You couldn’t kick 60 against Freo or Giants for the whole match.

 

[Geoffa32]

We'll win by 60 and end your season on style.

Fortunately for us that still won't be enough for you to rectify your issues and you will lose another player at season's end (likely McGovern) and keep Mackay, Burton, Roo, Chapman and Fagan and recruit another Menzel/Hampton to try and appease the fans.

Better?

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For you guys to win by 10 goals means we score 0.0

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[subaru]

They should have prizes for whoever in the crowd catches the ball after they kick it.

Hahahahaha

 

[Geoffa32]

Can't wait to see the epic battle between David Mackay and Jasper Pittard

Stackhats at the gate for the kids in the crowd....

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[Geoffa32]

Luckily for us the guy who won the first Showdown this year for Port isnt playing.

Dougie sitting in the stands.


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[subaru]

My prediction
SPP - 5 Head high fend offs and booed all match
Whinegard - 6 backward flops
Gray - 7 Forward dives
Dixon - 11 “WTF’s” at umpires
Pittard - 8 fumbles
Wines - 4 kicks to opposition
Ebert - off with blood rule first quarter

 

[CrowinNT]

I'm still waiting for the infamous heat maps from the last showdown

 

[jackster83]

My prediction
SPP - 5 Head high fend offs and booed all match
Whinegard - 6 backward flops
Gray - 7 Forward dives
Dixon - 11 “WTF’s” at umpires
Pittard - 8 fumbles
Wines - 4 kicks to opposition
Ebert - off with blood rule first quarter

Don't forget Boak's over the top goal celebrations when they are 42 points down.

 

[relapse]

Kelly has been dropped so Neymar Gray will have to find a new target to deliberately duck his head into to get a free kick.

Just out of interest does anyone have any footage of it? You couldn't see it on the original vision, but the replay clearly showed that Gray deliberately bent himself over to put his head into Kelly's path so that he could get a free kick. Cheating of the highest order.

 

[Coopers]

We'll win by 60 and end your season on style.

HAHAHAHAHA Joke's on you, we did that to ourselves last week!

 

[Betts are off]

The air has well and truly gone out of it for me. I'll still like to beat the pear, but realistically losing this showdown wont affect my mood in the slightest. In fact i'm more watching this game like I watch preseason games.

Just want too see some things from the kids and get a good mid afternoon buzz on!

Congrats 2018, you broke me! #ThanksBurton

 

[johnnycjay]

A good clean fun thread... Well done. We get too serious about this shit sometimes.

Is this a good week to give burton a farewell game?

 

[Betts are off]

A good clean fun thread... Well done. We get too serious about this shit sometimes.

Is this a good week to give burton a farewell game?

I think most people in here would prefer to give Burton a good old fashioned farewell kick in the d__k!

 

[arrowman]

A good clean fun thread... Well done. We get too serious about this shit sometimes.

Is this a good week to give burton a farewell game?

Any chance you could get SPP to touch him up during the warmup?

 

[Smoooothy]

You couldn’t kick 60 against Freo or Giants for the whole match.

neither could we though

 

[Cleric]

Nothing, and I mean nothing will be funnier than the 5AA calls after the game if we beat the smears.

 

[Idontpullout]

We'll win by 60 and end your season on style.

Fortunately for us that still won't be enough for you to rectify your issues and you will lose another player at season's end (likely McGovern) and keep Mackay, Burton, Roo, Chapman and Fagan and recruit another Menzel/Hampton to try and appease the fans.

Better?

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I like this guy.

The second paragraphh is funny, true, and depressing all at the same time.

 

[footy4ever]

My prediction
SPP - 5 Head high fend offs and booed all match
Whinegard - 6 backward flops
Gray - 7 Forward dives
Dixon - 11 “WTF’s” at umpires
Pittard - 8 fumbles
Wines - 4 kicks to opposition
Ebert - off with blood rule first quarter

You forgot seagull arm-flapping.

 

[Thegibbsgamble]

A good clean fun thread... Well done. We get too serious about this shit sometimes.

Is this a good week to give burton a farewell game?

Not this week. You guys have yet to learn what a contested mark is