Universal Love Showdown banter

[Glenno23]

We might be undefeated in our first 3 rounds

We can only hope

Just need to smash the ferals down the road on Sunday

 

[Schulzenfest]

There's banter and then there's vindicative banter. Apparently Luke Brown is a prick. He gave Port some shit on the radio so that means he must have had it coming when he was assaulted. Port supporters living up to their feral reputation.

Whereas you guys talking about 'throwing another memorial game' for an 18 year old kid Jake Neade was all class

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Heard a joke today...

Geoff Parker, the Port Power recruiting manager, is off overseas on a recruiting mission. Aiming to sign an "alternative talent" recruit from another sport. Has a look at some American basketballers, Brazilian soccer players, Canadian ice hockey players with no luck. Finally has to stop over in Bosnia after an emergency landing. While he's there he gets caught in a war zone. Spots some local dodging bullets, jumping landmines, fighting multiple insurgents single-handed... what an amazing athlete! Can't believe what he's seeing. Tall, athletic, fast, courageous, aggressive... has the raw tools to transfer over to AFL.

So the Bosnian gets a trial run with Port and plays in a NAB Cup game. Takes a while to get going but soon gets a taste of it. Clunks a couple of grabs, pops through a few goals. Starts to get into the game, throws his weight around, lays some big hits, pops through a few more goals. By the end of the game everyone is fawning all over him. He's a natural... could be anything... born match-winner... sort of player you can build a club around...

He's so excited with all the praise that he rings home straight away. "Mum! My first game went brilliantly! They think I'm a hero! We won the game and they think I could be a star!"

"That's lovely dear," his mother replies.

"So... how are things at home?" he asks.

"Not too good I'm afraid. Our house has been robbed and your father has been mugged. Your sister has been beaten and r*ped and is on life support. Our car has been set on fire and our dog killed."

"My God, that's terrible," he stammers.

"Yes... and it's all your fault," she says.

"My fault? How is any of that my fault?" he asks.

"Well you're the one who made us move to Port Adelaide..."



Boom tish

 

[JP Sauce]

Boom tish

This is exactly the kind of thing that mum would excitedly show me after she gets it e-mailed to her.

 

[Elite Crow]

Whereas you guys talking about 'throwing another memorial game' for an 18 year old kid Jake Neade was all class

I never read that and I wouldn't condone it. Was it on the Bay or here?

 

[Sanders]

This is exactly the kind of thing that mum would excitedly show me after she gets it e-mailed to her.

At least she's stopped showing you the pictures!

 

[Mark Dreher]

They'll end up playing for the Magpies and the tears will immense...

haha yeh you are probably right. But by the sounds of it we will loose 1 maybe both soon anyways. Gray not to far off killing it. Dom just waiting for an injury and we wont see him back either

 

[Cap]

Whereas you guys talking about 'throwing another memorial game' for an 18 year old kid Jake Neade was all class

By talking do you mean multiple posts or just one guy making a tongue in cheek post?

Come on show us this talking? Or are you just talking shit as usual.

 

[Elite Crow]

By talking do you mean multiple posts or just one guy making a tongue in cheek post?

Come on show us this talking? Or are you just talking shit as usual.

I've had a look on this thread for this talking and I can't find it. I can't even find one post

 

[Cap]

I've had a look on this thread for this talking and I can't find it. I can't even find one post

there is 1 post, but I'm not sure it is on this thread.

I guess it illustrates Power fans ability to give it out, but not cop it.

 

[ftmch]

Geoff Parker, the Port Power recruiting manager, is off overseas on a recruiting mission. Aiming to sign an "alternative talent" recruit from another sport. Has a look at some American basketballers, Brazilian soccer players, Canadian ice hockey players with no luck. Finally has to stop over in Bosnia after an emergency landing. While he's there he gets caught in a war zone. Spots some local dodging bullets, jumping landmines, fighting multiple insurgents single-handed... what an amazing athlete! Can't believe what he's seeing. Tall, athletic, fast, courageous, aggressive... has the raw tools to transfer over to AFL.

So the Bosnian gets a trial run with Port and plays in a NAB Cup game. Takes a while to get going but soon gets a taste of it. Clunks a couple of grabs, pops through a few goals. Starts to get into the game, throws his weight around, lays some big hits, pops through a few more goals. By the end of the game everyone is fawning all over him. He's a natural... could be anything... born match-winner... sort of player you can build a club around...

He's so excited with all the praise that he rings home straight away. "Mum! My first game went brilliantly! They think I'm a hero! We won the game and they think I could be a star!"

"That's lovely dear," his mother replies.

"So... how are things at home?" he asks.

"Not too good I'm afraid. Our house has been robbed and your father has been mugged. Your sister has been beaten and r*ped and is on life support. Our car has been set on fire and our dog killed."

"My God, that's terrible," he stammers.

"Yes... and it's all your fault," she says.

"My fault? How is any of that my fault?" he asks.

"Well you're the one who made us move to Port Adelaide..."



Boom tish

One of your best Carl. Genuinely laughed out loud!

 

[Schulzenfest]

By talking do you mean multiple posts or just one guy making a tongue in cheek post?

Come on show us this talking? Or are you just talking shit as usual.

Why didn't you ask Elite Crow the same thing? Only one poster made the comments about Luke Brown too. And at least Brown did something to deserve them, unlike Neade. You don't see Campbell Heath or somebody going on the radio and talking about how he's got all of your players 'covered', or making jokes about intentionally injuring your players.

But as long as it's only tongue-in-cheek, right? Hahahahaha, John McCarthy died and Port had a tribute match for him, this situation is ripe for comedy!

there is 1 post, but I'm not sure it is on this thread.

I guess it illustrates Power fans ability to give it out, but not cop it.

Except Elite Crow was the one who came in here whining in the first place. So which one of us can 'dish it out but not take it'?

So, in summary, suggesting that an arrogant mouthy player may not have been as innocent as he said he was when he got into a fight in the city is a horrible feral comment, but joking about John McCarthy's tribute match (haha, a player's tragic death is hilarious!) by suggesting an 18 year old kid will need one next week is perfectly fine. Am I Crows board-ing right?

 

[CrowAboutIt]

H

Geoff Parker, the Port Power recruiting manager, is off overseas on a recruiting mission. Aiming to sign an "alternative talent" recruit from another sport. Has a look at some American basketballers, Brazilian soccer players, Canadian ice hockey players with no luck. Finally has to stop over in Bosnia after an emergency landing. While he's there he gets caught in a war zone. Spots some local dodging bullets, jumping landmines, fighting multiple insurgents single-handed... what an amazing athlete! Can't believe what he's seeing. Tall, athletic, fast, courageous, aggressive... has the raw tools to transfer over to AFL.

So the Bosnian gets a trial run with Port and plays in a NAB Cup game. Takes a while to get going but soon gets a taste of it. Clunks a couple of grabs, pops through a few goals. Starts to get into the game, throws his weight around, lays some big hits, pops through a few more goals. By the end of the game everyone is fawning all over him. He's a natural... could be anything... born match-winner... sort of player you can build a club around...

He's so excited with all the praise that he rings home straight away. "Mum! My first game went brilliantly! They think I'm a hero! We won the game and they think I could be a star!"

"That's lovely dear," his mother replies.

"So... how are things at home?" he asks.

"Not too good I'm afraid. Our house has been robbed and your father has been mugged. Your sister has been beaten and r*ped and is on life support. Our car has been set on fire and our dog killed."

"My God, that's terrible," he stammers.

"Yes... and it's all your fault," she says.

"My fault? How is any of that my fault?" he asks.

"Well you're the one who made us move to Port Adelaide..."



Boom tish

Was going to post the same one but the kid was from Iraq lol

 

[Elite Crow]

GP as I've said I didn't see the Neade comment and I wouldn't condone it. But you seem to exaggerate a bit saying it was talked about by this board.

As for Finbarrs post on Brown, I believe Ford Fairlane has summed up the Brown interview pretty well. Finbarr went over the top, to put 2 and 2 together to get 25 and then to follow it by calling him a prick. He doesn't know him he wouldn't have a clue if he's a prick. We can hang shit on each others players but its generally football related. Calling him a prick based on Finbarrs overreaction and then you have the groupies liking subsequent comments.

Facts are you guys are so precious that you read so much into every media story, every time a player speaks, if you weren't you perhaps wouldn't be so quick to fly off the handle and call 19 year older players pricks.

If Ford hadnt given me a yellow for correcting some of the crap written on that board I'd say the same thing, hell he even deleted my post when I said the comment was low.

 

[Mattrox]

And at least Brown did something to deserve them, unlike Neade.

So Luke Brown deserved to be sledged about getting bashed and his teeth broken? Why?

Because he was negative about OneClub? Geebuz You lot better get your torches and hunt down all the Crows fans who sledge Port Power and give them a good bashing too....

 

[footy4ever]

ok ok I got one I got one.....

mum takes boy to Italy to see the pope.

Kid wears his Crows jumper.

The Pope-mobile goes past and the Pope gives him a wave. The Kid's pretty chuffed with that.

But to the boys horror, the popemobile stops further up the road. The pope gets out and goes over to a kid in a Power Jumper, bends down and pats him on the head and talks to him!!

Crows kid is so shitted off he demands mum buy him a Power jumper and that she brings him back next day.

This she does.

Next day, Pope mobile comes to a stop right where the kid in his new power jumper is standing. Kid is so happy and dreams of barracking for the Power for the rest of his life.

Pope gets out, walks over to the kid, bends down, grabs his ear and says "I thought I told you to **** off yesterday!"




GO YOU CROWS!!

 

[FR0GGY]

There's banter and then there's vindicative banter. Apparently Luke Brown is a prick. He gave Port some shit on the radio so that means he must have had it coming when he was assaulted. Port supporters living up to their feral reputation.

Why didn't you ask Elite Crow the same thing? Only one poster made the comments about Luke Brown too. And at least Brown did something to deserve them, unlike Neade. You don't see Campbell Heath or somebody going on the radio and talking about how he's got all of your players 'covered', or making jokes about intentionally injuring your players.

But as long as it's only tongue-in-cheek, right? Hahahahaha, John McCarthy died and Port had a tribute match for him, this situation is ripe for comedy!



Except Elite Crow was the one who came in here whining in the first place. So which one of us can 'dish it out but not take it'?

So, in summary, suggesting that an arrogant mouthy player may not have been as innocent as he said he was when he got into a fight in the city is a horrible feral comment, but joking about John McCarthy's tribute match (haha, a player's tragic death is hilarious!) by suggesting an 18 year old kid will need one next week is perfectly fine. Am I Crows board-ing right?

Lol all this is over Luke Brown replying to Rowey's Statement to brown that "I hear Neade is a good tackler" to which brown replied "I'll be alright" then some w***er rang up to have a winge that brown was gloating.
@shulzenfest did you actually hear the conversation? Because if you did I don't know how you can say Brown actually did something to deserve it.

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Have any Port posters copped cards from Adelaide mods this week?

Or just the other way around?

 

[Elite Crow]

Have any Port posters copped cards from Adelaide mods this week?

Or just the other way around?

Our rules are a little more relaxed than theirs as are the mods. Their rules can be summed up as "allow our posters to post crap unchallenged no matter the inaccuracies or you will cop a card"

 

[Southerntakeover]

So, in summary, suggesting that an arrogant mouthy player may not have been as innocent as he said he was when he got into a fight in the city is a horrible feral comment, but joking about John McCarthy's tribute match (haha, a player's tragic death is hilarious!) by suggesting an 18 year old kid will need one next week is perfectly fine. Am I Crows board-ing right?

Noone that I've read on this board is suggesting it's appropriate to make jokes about a players untimely death, so you can stop slurring us all with that allegation immediately.

In addition, condoning assault is inappropriate. I dont care your justification, or whether you believe Crows fans are guilty of worse.

If you have a problem with either of the above concepts, feel free to go away. It's a banter thread, not a thread for hysterical ranting.

 

[Slippery Pete]

Our rules are a little more relaxed than theirs as are the mods. Their rules can be summed up as "allow our posters to post crap unchallenged no matter the inaccuracies or you will cop a card"

I got a card on the Port board the first or second day I signed up to BigFooty.

I thought it was just a Port board thing, then I proceeded to get another 100 or so on the Adelaide board, so maybe it's a Slippery Pete thing. Jury still out though.....

 

[Glenno23]

Have any Port posters blatantly trolled the Adelaide board this week?

You're here aren't you. Thats more than enough for me

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

It's hard to be objective obviously but I find their board painful most of the time.

Brown says something negative about Port... what a flog! Crouch says something positive about Port... what a patronising flog!

And there's not a single problem that exists at Port Adelaide that isn't someone else's fault.

Anyway, I'm sure they feel the same way about our Board. It would be interesting to get neutral fans opinions. I get the impression that our Mods are a little more relaxed and allow more banter (which I much prefer) but as I said it's hard to be objective.

 

[FR0GGY]

It's hard to be objective obviously but I find their board painful most of the time.

Brown says something negative about Port... what a flog! Crouch says something positive about Port... what a patronising flog!

And there's not a single problem that exists at Port Adelaide that isn't someone else's fault.

Anyway, I'm sure they feel the same way about our Board. It would be interesting to get neutral fans opinions. I get the impression that our Mods are a little more relaxed and allow more banter (which I much prefer) but as I said it's hard to be objective.

If people actually listed at the time he did nothing of the sort

 

[CrowAboutIt]

ok ok I got one I got one.....

mum takes boy to Italy to see the pope.

Kid wears his Crows jumper.

The Pope-mobile goes past and the Pope gives him a wave. The Kid's pretty chuffed with that.

But to the boys horror, the popemobile stops further up the road. The pope gets out and goes over to a kid in a Power Jumper, bends down and pats him on the head and talks to him!!

Crows kid is so shitted off he demands mum buy him a Power jumper and that she brings him back next day.

This she does.

Next day, Pope mobile comes to a stop right where the kid in his new power jumper is standing. Kid is so happy and dreams of barracking for the Power for the rest of his life.

Pope gets out, walks over to the kid, bends down, grabs his ear and says "I thought I told you to **** off yesterday!"




GO YOU CROWS!!

Lol I already did that one