Sure signs someone doesn't know anything about footy

[IggypopsTshirt]

Their name is Basil Zempilas

 

[lmach]

They think Dale Thomas was soft, presumably when he had blonde hair..

Still soft with brown hair.

 

[Mr Dribble Kick]

They think the Western Bulldogs are from WA

 

[Hodge is God]

Sure signs someone doesn't know anything about footy?

They think our quality list is because of the CoLA. Even Mick Malthouse doesn't believe that.

True, maybe it is the Sydney Swans academies instead?

 

[MonkeyMagik]

"Dangerfield is in the top 10 best players in the comp"

Chad Wingard will be the best player in the comp in 18 months

 

[kingswood71]

They call the game AFL, not Australian Rules Football or even just football

I was having a particularly bad day in the Emergency Dept. and my next patient was a kid with a jumper and boots on....I said "Oh what do you play??". He said "AFL". I said "geez you look a bit young for AFL....maybe you play Aussie Rules"!!
Pet hate of mine....AFL is the league, Australian Rules Football is the bloody game!!!

 

[MonkeyMagik]

They think Dale Thomas was soft, presumably when he had blonde hair.

Dale Thomas is soft. Nothing to do with his hair.

 

[Smoky]

Dale Thomas is soft. Nothing to do with his hair.

His hair is soft too

 

[Bell Ringer]

They blame the umpires when their team loses.

Lady next to me last week had no idea how umpires determined the angle for a set shot on goal.

 

[TheBlue]

Everyone on the carlton fb page

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

They are employed to commentate on our game.

 

[sverik25]

Pretty much anyone who goes to the Gabba.

 

[Mr_Bojangles]

You defend BT.

 

[JZTIME!]

Caro said.......

 

[SkyHawk]

They call it a table and not a ladder...

 

[SBYM]

They may know a thing or two about the game, but since we're all venting…

Overweight, Four-n-Twenty munching, beer-swilling deadshits who relentlessly get stuck into their own/opposition players for being 'shit'…wouldn't know the first thing about how hard it is to play even one game of league football. Put down the pie and go for a run.

Really gets my goat.

 

[Whats a Battle]

I was having a particularly bad day in the Emergency Dept. and my next patient was a kid with a jumper and boots on....I said "Oh what do you play??". He said "AFL". I said "geez you look a bit young for AFL....maybe you play Aussie Rules"!!
Pet hate of mine....AFL is the league, Australian Rules Football is the bloody game!!!

Yeah I had a patient who said "oh my son plays AFL" "oh what team does he play for??"
Her answer: "Aspley Hornets"
I thought it was just a rugby states thing!

 

[benji2]

The start of the game is referred to as a 'kick-off'

 

[akneal]

They think Kade Simpson is soft.

weak as piss

 

[RainMachine]

They forget that players don't get that top-down TV view of most of the field and get mad when a player doesn't see an open man.

They think they're coach material because they can see the next player in a handball linkup
Sorry dad...

They ask 'who's winning?' when the score is on the top-left corner of the screen
mum...

 

[Scotland]

They can't give an opinion on a game of footy without resorting to stats.

'So, who do you think was best on?'
'Priddis had 34 disposals @ 74% DE'

 

[Ice-Wolf]

They think that Brian Taylor shouldn't be sacked from football commentating and that he does a passable job.

 

[Contra Mundum]

Have three catch phrases: :Wowee, Oh Boy, ****ter"

 

[DangerSloane]

When they count VFL premierships as AFL premierships.

Or SANFL ones...

 

[DangerSloane]

Inspirational bloke.

Gives hope to lobotomy patients everywhere that a career in broadcasting is still within reach.

Browny has a career sorted for post footy then ;-)