Official Match Thread Sweet FA S19 Grand Final: Dragons FFC vs Coney Island Warriors at Okey's Outhouse

[iBeng]

Late betting surge on the Warriors, I WANT SOME $$$$!

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Rendered Unsafe what's this s**t. Drag it out my man

 

[boncer34]

This isn't about you.

Its about you and me.

 

[This Is Anfield]

This isn't about you.

It's ALWAYS about the Furies!

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Looking out for RUs alert but not sure if I want to see it

 

[RU_]

4 : 22.33 {FB} - Now oogac has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 22.37 {FB} - Pie4Life sews him up!.
4 : 22.42 {FF} - Nobody's checking boncer34.
4 : 22.45 {FF} - boncer34 from thirty metres.
4 : 22.49 {FF} - boncer34 says 'Goals are fun and I'm having one'.
Dragons Fantasy Football Club : 19.7.121
Coney Island Warriors : 16.9.105

Rendered Unsafe: Boncer with the 7 point play and he is giving it to Oogac after that tackle by Pie4Life. That's going to be all she wrote, surely.

Beng: I agree, Oogac will NOT want to see that again. Pie4Life had him stone cold, dished it to boncer and he finishes what he should have done 30 seconds ago.

4 : 22.53 {C} - The ruck contest is won by The Mighty Boosh.
4 : 23.02 {rW} - Reginald Perrin has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 23.06 {lW} - A poor handpass but alex_is_on_fire is up to the challenge.
4 : 23.12 {C} - Handpass over the shoulder to Raveneyes.
4 : 23.16 {lHFF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
4 : 23.21 {lHFF} - Norm Landrover gets too far under the ball.
4 : 23.25 {lHFF} - Now Norm Landrover has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 23.29 {lHFF} - Norm Landrover takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 23.32 {FF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to Stronzo.
4 : 23.37 {FF} - Poor effort from Stronzo and Noobz0r takes the mark.
4 : 23.41 {FB} - With the ball is Noobz0r.
4 : 23.45 {lHBF} - He spots an option and kicks to roo2macca.
4 : 23.49 {lHBF} - zackah drops an absolute sitter.
4 : 23.53 {rHFF} - A bit of space for zackah to utilise.
4 : 23.57 {rHFF} - zackah bounces the ball.
4 : 24.01 {rFP} - Another bounce taken by zackah.
4 : 24.06 {rFP} - zackah sells the dummy and has a shot.
4 : 24.1 {rFP} - And zackah scores one behind.
Dragons Fantasy Football Club : 19.7.121
Coney Island Warriors : 16.10.106

Beng: Just a minute on the clock left and zackah misses after dancing around his opponent. Hes got his head in his hands...

4 : 24.18 {FB} - Now Noobz0r has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 24.22 {lBP} - Hands it off to Moo.
4 : 24.27 {lBP} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 24.31 {lBP} - Danoz runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 24.34 {rHBF} - He rewards the Guardian Hawk lead.
4 : 24.38 {rHBF} - Horrific choice of kick and Norm Landrover will mark unopposed.
4 : 24.43 {lHFF} - Norm Landrover looks downfield.
4 : 24.47 {FF} - That kick makes it hard for Stronzo.
4 : 24.51 {FF} - Great saving mark taken by Noobz0r.
4 : 24.55 {lBP} - Moo looking for a lead.
=====================================
SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Dragons Fantasy Football Club : 19.7.121
Coney Island Warriors : 16.10.106
=====================================

Match Over!

Rendered Unsafe: There we have it! The Premiers of Qooty in Season 19 are the NWO- I mean The Dragons FFC! What a game that was, what a bloody game. Over to you Beng.

Beng: Right you are Rendered, absolute cracker of a game. Hard to choose best on ground for me, plenty of Dragons dominated of course but a few Warriors stood up. Will be interesting to see who gets the coveted Best on Ground!

Rendered Unsafe: It's definitely going to be hard to pick best on ground, however it looks as if the votes have gone:
1. Hate.
2. Lcynic.
3. Boncer34.

Congratulations to our S19 Deestroy medal winner: Boncer34.

On that note it's time for us to let you go and let you watch the Dragons on-field celebrations!

 

[tigland]

This isn't about you.

It's always about me. Ball wrong end of the ground. Will be Herculean if warriors get up from here

 

[zackah]

*

 

[Frankston Rover]

#juggs4admin

 

[oogac]

 

[Ljp86]

Wooooo!!! Dragons are Premiers!!!!

 

[A Bit High]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/20131219/4928933/s**t-hits-the-fan-o.gif

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

brilliant.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

FFFFAAAAAAAAAAAARK!

Good game dragons, I'm off to kick some small animals to warm down

 

[RU_]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

DFFC SENIORS Vs CIW SENIORS
DFFC              5    4        8    5        15   5        19   7    121      
CIW               3    0        5    4        10   6        16   10   106      
DFFC       HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  CIW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
chefmeiste  0  8  2  9  3  0  0  0  0   60  oogac        0  3  3  2  0  0  0  0  0   22
Noobz0r     0  8  3  3  0  0  1  0  0   36  Mr_Smooth    0  5  2  2  1  0  2  1  0   29
Moo         0  0  0  1  0  0  0  0  0    2  Skippos      0  1  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    3
Guardian H  0  10 3  3  0  1  1  1  0   49  BoshtrichB   0  4  3  2  2  0  0  0  0   33
doggiesin0  0  9  10 6  0  0  1  0  0   66  Frankston    0  4  4  3  0  0  1  0  0   27
roo2macca   0  10 7  9  0  1  2  0  0   64  Sydney Blo   0  5  4  6  0  0  2  0  0   33
Andonis199  0  7  2  12 0  1  1  1  1   56  Reginald P   0  12 5  9  2  1  0  1  0   84
Ljp86       0  6  4  5  0  0  0  0  0   40  Raveneyes    0  12 5  13 1  0  0  0  0   81
jenny61_99  0  12 8  8  1  1  0  2  0   93  alex_is_on   0  12 6  14 0  0  1  0  0   79
Filthy San  0  7  4  6  0  0  1  1  1   49  zackah       0  15 9  13 1  2  2  2  1  111
Determinan  0  10 7  6  1  0  0  0  0   67  BigJoeD      0  7  6  8  0  2  0  2  2   71
The Filth   0  4  1  1  0  0  0  1  0   23  Norm Landr   0  5  4  6  0  2  1  0  0   38
PVF         0  2  0  0  0  0  0  2  0   18  Aussie Roc   0  1  1  1  1  0  0  1  0   18
boncer34    0  8  0  0  2  1  0  6  2   71  Stronzo      0  7  1  0  0  1  0  5  2   57
Pie4Life    0  2  0  1  1  0  0  1  1   19  NetworkNer   0  4  1  0  0  0  0  2  2   29
Hate        17 7  0  15 4  2  1  2  1   96  The Mighty   17 16 0  12 4  2  1  0  1  105
LCynic      0  15 0  11 2  4  2  2  0   85  El Dubya     0  14 0  10 5  4  0  1  1   93
Danoz       0  8  0  7  3  1  2  0  0   45  Les Norton   0  12 0  7  3  1  1  1  1   67
Gee Dub     0  6  4  6  0  0  2  0  1   37  Haduken      0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0
HARPSichor  0  2  1  2  0  0  1  0  0   10  Lord_Flash   0  0  0  3  0  0  1  0  0    3

            DFF   CIW
Hitouts   : 17   17 
Kicks     : 141  139 
Marks     : 56   54 
Handballs : 111  111 
Tackles   : 17   20 
Frees For : 12   15 
Frees Ag. : 15   12 
Smothers  : 2    1 
Ironouts  : 4    3 
Inside50  : 20   28 
Goals     : 19   16 
Behinds   : 7    10

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
.51 - Goal to Mr_Smooth (CIW) - CIW by 6 point(s).
2.22 - Behind to Andonis1997 (DFFC) - CIW by 5 point(s).
2.24 - Goal to PVF (DFFC) - DFFC by 1 point(s).
4.37 - Goal to jenny61_99 (DFFC) - DFFC by 7 point(s).
6.43 - Goal to Pie4Life (DFFC) - DFFC by 13 point(s).
8.49 - Behind to boncer34 (DFFC) - DFFC by 14 point(s).
9.34 - Behind to Pie4Life (DFFC) - DFFC by 15 point(s).
13.25 - Goal to boncer34 (DFFC) - DFFC by 21 point(s).
14.31 - Goal to Stronzo (CIW) - DFFC by 15 point(s).
16.2 - Behind to Hate (DFFC) - DFFC by 16 point(s).
17.45 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (DFFC) - DFFC by 22 point(s).
22.13 - Goal to Stronzo (CIW) - DFFC by 16 point(s).

Second Quarter :
1.36 - Behind to El Dubya (CIW) - DFFC by 15 point(s).
2.52 - Rushed behind to CIW - DFFC by 14 point(s).
3.21 - Goal to Stronzo (CIW) - DFFC by 8 point(s).
6.02 - Goal to NetworkNerd (CIW) - DFFC by 2 point(s).
6.55 - Goal to Filthy Sanchez (DFFC) - DFFC by 8 point(s).
9.51 - Goal to boncer34 (DFFC) - DFFC by 14 point(s).
15.33 - Behind to NetworkNerd (CIW) - DFFC by 13 point(s).
17.45 - Behind to BigJoeD (CIW) - DFFC by 12 point(s).
19.17 - Goal to Guardian Hawk (DFFC) - DFFC by 18 point(s).
22.17 - Behind to Gee Dub (DFFC) - DFFC by 19 point(s).

Third Quarter :
.22 - Goal to Reginald Perrin (CIW) - DFFC by 13 point(s).
2.01 - Goal to Stronzo (CIW) - DFFC by 7 point(s).
5.02 - Goal to boncer34 (DFFC) - DFFC by 13 point(s).
5.35 - Goal to jenny61_99 (DFFC) - DFFC by 19 point(s).
7.54 - Behind to Stronzo (CIW) - DFFC by 18 point(s).
10.07 - Goal to NetworkNerd (CIW) - DFFC by 12 point(s).
13.17 - Goal to Hate (DFFC) - DFFC by 18 point(s).
14.02 - Goal to LCynic (DFFC) - DFFC by 24 point(s).
14.22 - Goal to Hate (DFFC) - DFFC by 30 point(s).
18.42 - Goal to Stronzo (CIW) - DFFC by 24 point(s).
20.02 - Goal to zackah (CIW) - DFFC by 18 point(s).
22.17 - Goal to boncer34 (DFFC) - DFFC by 24 point(s).
23.29 - Goal to PVF (DFFC) - DFFC by 30 point(s).
24.1 - Behind to The Mighty Boosh (CIW) - DFFC by 29 point(s).

Final Quarter :
.06 - Behind to BigJoeD (CIW) - DFFC by 28 point(s).
4.13 - Behind to Les Norton (CIW) - DFFC by 27 point(s).
7.57 - Goal to LCynic (DFFC) - DFFC by 33 point(s).
10.3 - Goal to boncer34 (DFFC) - DFFC by 39 point(s).
12.04 - Goal to Les Norton (CIW) - DFFC by 33 point(s).
13 - Behind to NetworkNerd (CIW) - DFFC by 32 point(s).
13.58 - Goal to Aussie Rocker (CIW) - DFFC by 26 point(s).
15.31 - Goal to Andonis1997 (DFFC) - DFFC by 32 point(s).
16.16 - Behind to Filthy Sanchez (DFFC) - DFFC by 33 point(s).
18.01 - Goal to El Dubya (CIW) - DFFC by 27 point(s).
18.38 - Goal to BigJoeD (CIW) - DFFC by 21 point(s).
19.59 - Goal to BigJoeD (CIW) - DFFC by 15 point(s).
20.31 - Goal to zackah (CIW) - DFFC by 9 point(s).
22.29 - Behind to boncer34 (DFFC) - DFFC by 10 point(s).
22.53 - Goal to boncer34 (DFFC) - DFFC by 16 point(s).
24.14 - Behind to zackah (CIW) - DFFC by 15 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

DFFC
Guardian Hawk        0 (On) 52.13 (Off) 58.18 (On) Total : 94%
Noobz0r              0 (On) Total : 100%
HARPSichord          0 (On) 80.52 (Off) Total : 80%
Determinant          0 (On) 58.18 (Off) 85.42 (On) 89.1 (Off) 91.49 (On) Total : 70%
Filthy Sanchez       0 (On) 11.23 (Off) 22.49 (On) Total : 88%
roo2macca            0 (On) Total : 100%
Andonis1997          0 (On) Total : 100%
chefmeister          0 (On) Total : 100%
jenny61_99           0 (On) Total : 100%
The Filth Wizard     0 (On) 22.49 (Off) 52.13 (On) Total : 70%
Gee Dub              0 (On) 91.49 (Off) Total : 91%
Ljp86                0 (On) Total : 100%
PVF                  0 (On) Total : 100%
boncer34             0 (On) Total : 100%
Pie4Life             0 (On) Total : 100%
Hate                 0 (On) Total : 100%
LCynic               0 (On) Total : 100%
Danoz                0 (On) Total : 100%
doggiesin08          0 (Off) 11.23 (On) Total : 87%
Moo                  0 (Off) 80.52 (On) 85.42 (Off) 89.1 (On) Total : 15%

CIW
oogac                0 (On) 44.59 (Off) 46.27 (On) Total : 98%
zackah               0 (On) Total : 100%
Norm Landrover       0 (On) Total : 100%
BoshtrichBurger      0 (On) Total : 100%
Frankston Rover      0 (On) Total : 100%
Sydney Bloods        0 (On) Total : 100%
Reginald Perrin      0 (On) Total : 100%
Raveneyes            0 (On) Total : 100%
alex_is_on_fire      0 (On) Total : 100%
Mr_Smooth            0 (On) Total : 100%
BigJoeD              0 (On) Total : 100%
Lord_Flashheart      0 (On) 76.03 (Off) Total : 76%
Aussie Rocker        0 (On) Total : 100%
Stronzo              0 (On) Total : 100%
NetworkNerd          0 (On) Total : 100%
The Mighty Boosh     0 (On) Total : 100%
El Dubya             0 (On) Total : 100%
Les Norton           0 (On) Total : 100%
Haduken              0 (Off) Total : 0%
Skippos              0 (Off) 44.59 (On) 46.27 (Off) 76.03 (On) Total : 25%

Total :  3600               Average :  90

MATCH-UPS :

• In an epic battle, alex_is_on_fire either broke even with Andonis1997 or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 96m from 2 to 98.
• While very slim pickings for both players, Aussie Rocker was slightly more polished than Determinant. - 1m from 88 to 89.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, HARPSichord did well against Aussie Rocker. - 78m from 0 to 78.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Moo did very well against Aussie Rocker. - 6m from 94 to 100.
• In an epic battle, BigJoeD did well against doggiesin08. - 82m from 14 to 96.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Filthy Sanchez did very well against BigJoeD. - 2m from 0 to 2.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, zackah and boncer34 were well-matched - there was no victor. - 15m from 2 to 17.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Guardian Hawk and BoshtrichBurger were hard to separate - though Guardian Hawk was slightly more effective. - 0m from 44 to 44.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, BoshtrichBurger did very well against Ljp86. - 32m from 3 to 35.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, BoshtrichBurger and The Filth Wizard were well-matched - there was no victor. - 37m from 55 to 92.
• In an epic battle, not much between Les Norton and Danoz - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, Determinant gave Lord_Flashheart a hiding. - 36m from 2 to 38.
• Neither having much reason to brag, it could be argued that Determinant had the better game against Norm Landrover - although there was very little in it. - 18m from 39 to 57.
• While not all all one-way, LCynic was slightly more polished than El Dubya. - 98m from 0 to 98.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, Filthy Sanchez came out tops over the brave Sydney Bloods. - 74m from 23 to 97.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, it could be argued that Gee Dub had the better game against Frankston Rover - although there was very little in it. - 69m from 3 to 72.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Guardian Hawk had the better of NetworkNerd. - 16m from 15 to 31.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Norm Landrover and Guardian Hawk were well-matched - there was no victor. - 40m from 59 to 99.
• In an epic battle, Hate did well against The Mighty Boosh. - 98m from 0 to 98.
• In an epic battle, NetworkNerd and Ljp86 were evenly matched. - 41m from 40 to 81.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, it could be argued that Raveneyes had the better game against Ljp86 - although there was very little in it. - 16m from 82 to 98.
• Neither having much reason to brag, PVF did well against Lord_Flashheart. - 0m from 73 to 73.
• In what became a bit of a clinic, boncer34 massacred Mr_Smooth. - 73m from 24 to 97.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Mr_Smooth had the better of roo2macca. - 0m from 0 to 0.
• Neither having much reason to brag, NetworkNerd and chefmeister were hard to separate - though NetworkNerd was slightly more effective. - 7m from 87 to 94.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Stronzo and Noobz0r were evenly matched. - 86m from 14 to 100.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Norm Landrover exposed PVF's frailties. - 34m from 2 to 36.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Pie4Life had the better of oogac. - 85m from 6 to 91.
• Neither having much reason to brag, not much between Skippos and PVF - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 0m from 91 to 91.
• In an epic battle, it could be argued that chefmeister had the better game against Raveneyes - although there was very little in it. - 75m from 2 to 77.
• While not all all one-way, Reginald Perrin did very well against jenny61_99. - 98m from 0 to 98.
• In a resume-material performance, zackah won the bout with roo2macca. - 81m from 18 to 99.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, not much between Sydney Bloods and The Filth Wizard - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 17m from 3 to 20.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

 

[iBeng]

Expect ClarkeM to have an absolute field day with this one. Well done Dragons/boncer34

 

[miss_kate18]

Congratulations Dragons

 

[Wosh]

Cheer squad claps off the Warriors
#sobrave

 

[Millky95]

Congratulations to the Dragons on their first ever flag

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Well done Roys.

Words can not describe my disappointment but you guys got up on the day and you can be proud of your win.

We were the best team all year but you guys were the better team on the day. Congratulations.

 

[Les Norton]

Well done Dragons.

Bad luck to our guys. Let it burn fellas, we'll be back bloody bigger and better next season.

I'm getting pissed.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Congratulations Dragons. Too good on the day. Enjoy.

To the Warriors - we fought it out but we weren't good enough. Thanks to everyone who posted this season, I've had a ball.

We'll get them next time.

 

[Freakie]

Rigged. But who cares, lets get wasted!!!!!

 

[OrdinaryJoel]