Competitions Sweet FA Tour of BigFooty - Carlton Board vs SFA Board - TODAY 1pm-2pm(ish)

[Mobbs]

Mate, far as I can tell, even veterans of Qooty don't know what's going on or where they are half the time.

I wrote the game and I still struggle to follow what the heck's happening.

But Tony Lynn 15 called me a genius so - fake it 'til I make it, I guess!

If anyone has any tech questions about the how the game itself (the randomized text simulator Qooty) actually works, fire them my way. As it's my baby, I can stare at you blankly and demand to know what you're asking me for.

In the Sweet FA, my team is Roys FFC (the Gorillas) and we line up at the Brunswick Junction Oval. Couple of flags, but otherwise almost a carbon copy of the 1980s & 90s Roys except our players are all around 95 years old on average. Nobody understands us, this could be our cunning plan. But it isn't.

But for now, Oh Carlton board huh *rapid nodding with a touch of bravado and a faint whiff of fear*. Guess what we're gonna do to you. That's right, we're gonna play a Qooty match against you.

And you're gonna like it*

* You can add your own disclaimer here. It will be correct.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Most Sweet FA teams train at their local pub 2-3 times a week

Which self appointed attention seeker is the captain of the Blues team? Should we start taking names and sorting positions so we can figure out what we need?

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

I wrote the game and I still struggle to follow what the heck's happening.

But Tony Lynn 15 called me a genius so - fake it 'til I make it, I guess!

If anyone has any tech questions about the how the game itself (the randomized text simulator Qooty) actually works, fire them my way. As it's my baby, I can stare at you blankly and demand to know what you're asking me for.

Can I start a team named the Jennifer Cafe Lattes yet?

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

And Callum Chambers.

******* Callum Chambers.

I am pretty sure he was with us during the Pagan era. Pagan kept crapping on about how good a long distance athlete he was. He was breaking all sorts of 800 metre records during pre season. When the actual games started and he couldn't get a touch I was genuinely hoping the opposition would challenge us to a running race for premiership points!

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Which self appointed attention seeker is the captain of the Blues team? Should we start taking names and sorting positions so we can figure out what we need?

I actually volunteered but unbelievably they appointed AceAndy instead.

 

[Metalcrusher]

I wrote the game and I still struggle to follow what the heck's happening.

But Tony Lynn 15 called me a genius so - fake it 'til I make it, I guess!

If anyone has any tech questions about the how the game itself (the randomized text simulator Qooty) actually works, fire them my way. As it's my baby, I can stare at you blankly and demand to know what you're asking me for.

In the Sweet FA, my team is Roys FFC (the Gorillas) and we line up at the Brunswick Junction Oval. Couple of flags, but otherwise almost a carbon copy of the 1980s & 90s Roys except our players are all around 95 years old on average. Nobody understands us, this could be our cunning plan. But it isn't.

But for now, Oh Carlton board huh *rapid nodding with a touch of bravado and a faint whiff of fear*. Guess what we're gonna do to you. That's right, we're gonna play a Qooty match against you.

And you're gonna like it*

* You can add your own disclaimer here. It will be correct.

Has NaturalDisaster hacked the sim or is he just totally inept?

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I wrote the game and I still struggle to follow what the heck's happening.

But Tony Lynn 15 called me a genius so - fake it 'til I make it, I guess!

If anyone has any tech questions about the how the game itself (the randomized text simulator Qooty) actually works, fire them my way. As it's my baby, I can stare at you blankly and demand to know what you're asking me for.

In the Sweet FA, my team is Roys FFC (the Gorillas) and we line up at the Brunswick Junction Oval. Couple of flags, but otherwise almost a carbon copy of the 1980s & 90s Roys except our players are all around 95 years old on average. Nobody understands us, this could be our cunning plan. But it isn't.

But for now, Oh Carlton board huh *rapid nodding with a touch of bravado and a faint whiff of fear*. Guess what we're gonna do to you. That's right, we're gonna play a Qooty match against you.

And you're gonna like it*

* You can add your own disclaimer here. It will be correct.

I have a question Mobbs

Is the SIM rigged?

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

I actually volunteered but unbelievably they appointed AceAndy instead.

Oh right, no wonder we have no idea what's going on.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

I have a question Mobbs

Is the SIM rigged?

Yes it is, and the those who run the sim definitely change the results.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Oh right, no wonder we have no idea what's going on.

It is fine. The Blues team will be packed with elite SFA talent. Also KohPhi Antonio BlueVein and I will be in there as well.

The SFA "All Stars" are no good. Think the Harlem Globetrotters without talent.

 

[Mobbs]

Has NaturalDisaster hacked the sim or is he just totally inept?

These are not mutually exclusive.

I have a question Mobbs

Is the SIM rigged?

The SIM can be anything you want for the right price.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Yes it is, and the those who run the sim definitely change the results.

This absolutely explains how I am a back to back premiership player.

 

[Metalcrusher]

Oh right, no wonder we have no idea what's going on.

Poor AceAndy

Stumbling around as usual ...

 

[GremioPower]

Yes it is, and the those who run the sim definitely change the results.

That's why the richest and most popular club is always winn...

(checks results of past three seasons; sees Rats' dinasty)

... No, wait, what?!

 

[Barrybran]

Which self appointed attention seeker is the captain of the Blues team? Should we start taking names and sorting positions so we can figure out what we need?

AceAndy is your skipper for the week. As people nominate their interest to play I'll add them to the OP but feel free to dob people in. We'll sort out teams by Saturday but by all means fight amongst yourselves for who plays where.

 

[Barrybran]

Yes it is, and the those who run the sim definitely change the results.

I'm a match simmer and my team won the wooden spoon. Either the sim isn't rigged or the other simmers don't like me very much.

 

[T2B_]

If anyone has any tech questions about the how the game itself (the randomized text simulator Qooty) actually works, fire them my way. As it's my baby, I can stare at you blankly and demand to know what you're asking me for.

Well I had a post written asking if it was written in C, but then I did Google search and found it was written with QBasic (?).

Then I was gonna ask where the name Qooty actually comes from, but I think the QBasic part kinda answers that haha.

Have you had to change much over the years? I'm guessing after nearly 30 years the basic sim is pretty rock solid at this point.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

I'm a match simmer and my team won the wooden spoon. Either the sim isn't rigged or the other simmers don't like me very much.

The latter seems plausible

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

AceAndy is your skipper for the week. As people nominate their interest to play I'll add them to the OP but feel free to dob people in. We'll sort out teams by Saturday but by all means fight amongst yourselves for who plays where.

Metalcrusher and TL15 are on that list obviously. I've already told MrsEddieBetts she has a forward pocket.

Jabba73, this could be right up your alley for a week.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Hang on I haven’t agreed to anything yet. What are the perks? I won’t accept anything less than beer and hookers.

 

[Barrybran]

Hang on I haven’t agreed to anything yet. What are the perks? I won’t accept anything less than beer and hookers.

It's amazing you're not already a Sweet FA player. I'll add you to the list.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Hang on I haven’t agreed to anything yet. What are the perks? I won’t accept anything less than beer and hookers.

Done. You can't have your username and not play in a forward pocket for a Blues team. Say yes, and then volunteer HBF too.

 

[T2B_]

Hang on I haven’t agreed to anything yet. What are the perks? I won’t accept anything less than beer and hookers.

Are you kidding, beer and hookers are given out like candy in SFA.

 

[T2B_]

Plot twist: HBF 's username breaks the sim.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

BlueGum, you'll put your hand up for the board too right?

You don't have to do anything, but if you want to talk smack in here before the game, that's considered training.