Competitions Sweet FA Tour of BigFooty - Carlton Board vs SFA Board - TODAY 1pm-2pm(ish)

[AceAndy]

Just to break this down for the Blues board. These are the combinations of these players GWS Goose possesses.

Gary Ablett Snr - Illicit Drug Dependency.

Tony Lockett - Anger Management Issues.

Jason Akermanis - Confirmed Golf Cheat.

Wow have not heard that about Akermanis. What a s**t bloke.

 

[philreich]

Wow have not heard that about Akermanis. What a sh*t bloke.

I heard about an Irish golf cheat, who continually entered 1 shot less on his score sheet than what he actually got. He got away with it, until one day, when he got a hole in one and wrote zero.

 

[BlueGum]

I heard about an Irish golf cheat, who continually entered 1 shot less on his score sheet than what he actually got. He got away with it, until one day, when he got a hole in one and wrote zero.

That'd save you having to putt AceAndy

 

[philreich]

That'd save you having to putt AceAndy

AceAndy just waits for the wind to blow the ball into the hole.

 

[AceAndy]

AceAndy just waits for the wind to blow the ball into the hole.

Might give that a try next Wednesday.

 

[philreich]

Might give that a try next Wednesday.

What if there's no wind that day?

Did you ever see Leslie Nielsen's video, "Bad golf made easy"? I used to own it until my brother borrowed it one day, and never returned it. My favourite part was where Nielsen revealed his new invention, which he called the hand wedge. It's for those of us who have a difficulty with getting out of the bunker - you wait until nobody is looking, and then carefully scoop the ball onto the green with your preferred hand. It's great for me, because whenever I get into a bunker, I usually strike oil.

 

[Dadda Dave]

Hi Carlton, I looks like I have been named on a half-back flank again, which is truly my preferred position as I play it several times a season and am recognised through-out the league for my prowess there.

Well if your lining up on me make sure you have a big breakfast ..

 

[Dadda Dave]

I have nothing to say - I just wanted post number 1000.

Pfft

 

[Dadda Dave]

There are only two beers I've tried that are worse than Bush Chook, and the great MB isn't one of them.

Southwark is by panels the worst beer I've ever had.

Then Powers

Then Bush Chook.

I'd rather drink XXXX.

I'd nearly have to agree with that ..powers was dishwashing liquid

 

[thylacine60]

Pfft

pfffffft

 

[Agent93]

pfffffft

 

[serial_thrilla]

I'm glad this game wasn't fixtured for a Friday night. We all know how Carlton teams perform in prime time; and as much as I enjoy a big win, it probably wouldn't be good marketing for the SFA.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Good morning Blues Board.

The SFA All "Stars" team has started to roll into town.

Got this photo of philreich at the Royal Parade 7/11.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Also noticed The Filth Wizard and Agent93 getting ready for the big thrashing they will cop.

 

[philreich]

Good morning Blues Board.

The SFA All "Stars" team has started to roll into town.

Got this photo of philreich at the Royal Parade 7/11.

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Nah that ain't me - I'm not as thin as that. The whole squad has been running laps around me at training: so far, nobody has successfully completed more than 3 laps, before collapsing with exhaustion.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Nah that ain't me - I'm not as thin as that. The whole squad has been running laps around me at training: so far, nobody has successfully completed more than 3 laps, before collapsing with exhaustion.

Put a ******* shirt on mate!

 

[Arr0w]

I'm glad this game wasn't fixtured for a Friday night. We all know how Carlton teams perform in prime time; and as much as I enjoy a big win, it probably wouldn't be good marketing for the SFA.

Yeap, forgot how dominant the Dockers have been this year

 

[GWS Goose]

The most disappointing thing about this game is when I kick my inevitable bag, everyone will say it's only Carlton. I probably have to kick a dozen before I get bragging rights. The only reason I play is so I can tell everyone how good I am.

 

[Barrybran]

Morning Carlton. One day until you get a beatdown.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Yeap, forgot how dominant the Dockers have been this year

Yes, but we slink around the Sunday and Saturday arvo timeslots to hide our shame.

 

[philreich]

Also noticed The Filth Wizard and Agent93 getting ready for the big thrashing they will cop.

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When did Carlton last hand out a thrashing - was it back in the days when Pauline Hanson was a sexy young thing?

 

[Barrybran]

When did Carlton last hand out a thrashing - was it back in the days when Pauline Hanson was a sexy young thing?

Have you taken up umpiring phil?

 

[philreich]

Yes, but we slink around the Sunday and Saturday arvo timeslots to hide our shame.

My mother in law visited last weekend, so I tied her to the lounge chair and made her watch Adelaide v Fremantle. She wouldn't stop complaining, so I made her watch the replay.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

When did Carlton last hand out a thrashing - was it back in the days when Pauline Hanson was a sexy young thing?

Yeah it has been a long time. Probably around the time Port won their only AFL premiership.

 

[serial_thrilla]

My mother in law visited last weekend, so I tied her to the lounge chair and made her watch Adelaide v Fremantle. She wouldn't stop complaining, so I made her watch the replay.

It was the prime time game on Fox Sports 1 in the USA too. Probably not the best game to showcase or sport...