Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo Volume 3

[Sun Ra]

Le Magnifique !!!

 

[Billy ray]

thats. just. brilliant.

i love him
so much

 

[GetDimmaBack]

I haven't been in here before, and this may not be what this thread is for but:

I just wanted to drop in to congratulate Robbo on single-handedly keeping up a daily double page spread on Essington in the Bomber Daily (HUN)...for years and years, despite zero on field improvement and minimal off field achievement. In a tribute to insane perserverence, he, and other ''journos'' in his office, have dug deep here.

How he/they can find enough err, news, to make them the story - every day - is a tribute to the man's genius.

Without Robbo, Esserton may well have drifted off into the ether, given their impact on the competition - and everyone else's care factor - but no, Robbo has maintained his front, back and inside pages rage to ensure they are the whole AFL story.

However, despite his Herculean abilities, it's wearing a bit thin now...



I don't care if Heppel has a new dog, a new haircut or if his Mum is a good cook.

I don't care what Merrrett thinks about the ''review'.

I don't care what old Bummers players think of the current side.

I don't care about Stringer's tatts.

I looked on in amazement when the HUN declared ''Ben Brown

50

Ben Brown

Age

31

Ht

200cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

2.2

5star

D

7.9

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.6

1star

M

3.7

4star

T

0.9

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.2

4star

is the missing piece in the Tullamarine puzzle'' (2019 article - seriously).

And so on...



Robbo, do us all a favour: Just Go Away!**




**Doing my absolute best to remain polite in the face of overwhelming, umm, annoyance.

 

[Billy ray]

 

[Sun Ra]

I haven't been in here before, and this may not be what this thread is for but:

I just wanted to drop in to congratulate Robbo on single-handedly keeping up a daily double page spread on Essington in the Bomber Daily (HUN)...for years and years, despite zero on field improvement and minimal off field achievement. In a tribute to insane perserverence, he, and other ''journos'' in his office, have dug deep here.

How he/they can find enough err, news, to make them the story - every day - is a tribute to the man's genius.

Without Robbo, Esserton may well have drifted off into the ether, given their impact on the competition - and everyone else's care factor - but no, Robbo has maintained his front, back and inside pages rage to ensure they are the whole AFL story.

However, despite his Herculean abilities, it's wearing a bit thin now...



I don't care if Heppel has a new dog, a new haircut or if his Mum is a good cook.

I don't care what Merrrett thinks about the ''review'.

I don't care what old Bummers players think of the current side.

I don't care about Stringer's tatts.

I looked on in amazement when the HUN declared ''Ben Brown is the missing piece in the Tullamarine puzzle'' (2019 article - seriously).

And so on...



Robbo, do us all a favour: Just Go Away!**




**Doing my absolute best to remain polite in the face of overwhelming, umm, annoyance.

You are in the wrong place to be spewing forth this type of profanity. Get thee gone heretic !!!!
You cannot handle the Devine TRUTH.... it blinds your infidel eyes and is frying your brain. Repent.

 

[richoatthedisco]

you may all claim him as your spiritual leader, but there is something deeper than deity status for us esserden (Essendon) fans.

He is Esserdun, He is the Totality and Amalgamation (good word, that) of all Esserdun supporters, in looks, character, intellect, Righteous Entitlement, delusion, and Impotent Rage. It is rumoured that TGO once spent a night in the Hangar with Veruca Salt, from this all Esserdun supporters were spawned.

 

[richoatthedisco]

People say he’s often had a few pre show cruisers, but Jesus sounds like he polishes off half the pub

It's called Warming Up.

 

[richoatthedisco]

I haven't been in here before, and this may not be what this thread is for but:

I just wanted to drop in to congratulate Robbo on single-handedly keeping up a daily double page spread on Essington in the Bomber Daily (HUN)...for years and years, despite zero on field improvement and minimal off field achievement. In a tribute to insane perserverence, he, and other ''journos'' in his office, have dug deep here.

How he/they can find enough err, news, to make them the story - every day - is a tribute to the man's genius.

Without Robbo, Esserton may well have drifted off into the ether, given their impact on the competition - and everyone else's care factor - but no, Robbo has maintained his front, back and inside pages rage to ensure they are the whole AFL story.

However, despite his Herculean abilities, it's wearing a bit thin now...



I don't care if Heppel has a new dog, a new haircut or if his Mum is a good cook.

I don't care what Merrrett thinks about the ''review'.

I don't care what old Bummers players think of the current side.

I don't care about Stringer's tatts.

I looked on in amazement when the HUN declared ''Ben Brown is the missing piece in the Tullamarine puzzle'' (2019 article - seriously).

And so on...



Robbo, do us all a favour: Just Go Away!**




**Doing my absolute best to remain polite in the face of overwhelming, umm, annoyance.

Yeah, you're lost, Dimma. If TGO decides we need to know of Heppell's dog, it behooves us (good word, that, behooves) to read the missal on Heppell's dog. Ours is not to reason, why.

 

[Beerfish]

 

[smish]

Getting some traction, praise, brother Tom.

Bump.

I still think about this at least once a day.

 

[GetDimmaBack]

Yeah, you're lost, Dimma. If TGO decides we need to know of Heppell's dog, it behooves us (good word, that, behooves) to read the missal on Heppell's dog. Ours is not to reason, why.

Thanks, Richo.

I have now attained enlightenment.

'Behooves' says it all...almost mantra-worthy!

How are you doing these days?

Haven't been back to the Tigers board since both of our clubs won flags

 

[richoatthedisco]

Thanks, Richo.

I have now attained enlightenment.

'Behooves' says it all...almost mantra-worthy!

How are you doing these days?

Haven't been back to the Tigers board since both of our clubs won flags

Cheers, mate. I'm pretty well, yourself?

 

[IKnowtheDog]

People say he’s often had a few pre show cruisers, but Jesus sounds like he polishes off half the pub

After his big health scare last year TGO has realised the fortunes of being granted a second chance and making the most of it by living harder than ever

 

[western royboy]

After his big health scare last year TGO has realised the fortunes of being granted a second chance and making the most of it by living harder than ever

Depending on the outcome of tonight’s festivities…the next few days my be very hard

 

[GetDimmaBack]

Cheers, mate. I'm pretty well, yourself?

All the better for being Robbofied, Richo

 

[The Sultan]

I haven't been in here before, and this may not be what this thread is for but:

I just wanted to drop in to congratulate Robbo on single-handedly keeping up a daily double page spread on Essington in the Bomber Daily (HUN)...for years and years, despite zero on field improvement and minimal off field achievement. In a tribute to insane perserverence, he, and other ''journos'' in his office, have dug deep here.

How he/they can find enough err, news, to make them the story - every day - is a tribute to the man's genius.

Without Robbo, Esserton may well have drifted off into the ether, given their impact on the competition - and everyone else's care factor - but no, Robbo has maintained his front, back and inside pages rage to ensure they are the whole AFL story.

However, despite his Herculean abilities, it's wearing a bit thin now...



I don't care if Heppel has a new dog, a new haircut or if his Mum is a good cook.

I don't care what Merrrett thinks about the ''review'.

I don't care what old Bummers players think of the current side.

I don't care about Stringer's tatts.

I looked on in amazement when the HUN declared ''Ben Brown is the missing piece in the Tullamarine puzzle'' (2019 article - seriously).

And so on...



Robbo, do us all a favour: Just Go Away!**




**Doing my absolute best to remain polite in the face of overwhelming, umm, annoyance.

 

[jj1978]

Drunk on the HOF 360 edition, slurring his words and drooling over his co-host Kath flaying his hands around hoping to cop a feel.

 

[western royboy]

Why doth so many drop in here to slander TGO?

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Drunk on the HOF 360 edition, slurring his words and drooling over his co-host Kath flaying his hands around hoping to cop a feel.

Imbued with the spirit of the occasion, speaking in tongues and anointing an acolyte with the 'laying of hands'.

* brother JJ, it's not, that hard to speak the word of, TGO.

 

[Sun Ra]

Drunk on the HOF 360 edition, slurring his words and drooling over his co-host Kath flaying his hands around hoping to cop a feel.

Kath's spray tan was blinding !!!

 

[jj1978]

Kath's spray tan was blinding !!!

Think it was more the glimmering offset of the super white teeth dazzling against the extra cooked coloured tan.

 

[Bald]

This thread makes me laugh so ******* much

 

[5ammy]

Drunk on the HOF 360 edition, slurring his words and drooling over his co-host Kath flaying his hands around hoping to cop a feel.

In fairness to TGO, I think he can be forgiven for drooling on this occasion

 

[RuFiO]

RIP in pieces TGO.

 

[Waca Jr]

I need this in my life every week so I don't have to sit through Whately's sycophant views