Peptides! The *Essendrug Dopers: come smell the bull****! -PART 2

[Leather Poisoning]

Surely even a club as stupid as the bombers would see that appointing Lethlean is not the best move from a public image standpoint

They just hired a coach who is a qualified pharmacist that was leading a club that had many of its best players leave the game due to drug issues.

Hiring an adulterer ain’t no thing to these dudes

 

[Gold Member]

They just hired a coach who is a qualified pharmacist that was leading a club that had many of its best players leave the game due to drug issues.

Hiring an adulterer ain’t no thing to these dudes

Being an adulterer is a prerequisite at Essendrug..
C'est la vie!

 

[Leather Poisoning]

Being an adulterer is a prerequisite at Essendrug..
C'est la vie!

It’s amazing that there is a club that isn’t just an arch enemy, but the polar opposite of us in so many ways.

We are a family club, they hire adulterers.
We win a threepeat, they lose three years to scandal
We get accused of takin drugs (by them), they actually take performance enhancing drugs.

It’s all a bit funny

 

[chels]

Does Danks being shot at through a window count as "steroid rage"? Kinda funny that the treatment bites the supplier of said steroids in the arse (as it were).

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

It’s amazing that there is a club that isn’t just an arch enemy, but the polar opposite of us in so many ways.

We are a family club, they hire adulterers.
We win a threepeat, they lose three years to scandal
We get accused of takin drugs (by them), they actually take performance enhancing drugs.

It’s all a bit funny

Their doped up plodder midfielder gets his Brownlow medal stripped.
Our clean superstar midfielder gets handed one.

 

[grumbleguts]

what do Essendon supporters tell their kids on footy day at school.

"You'll be treated as a pariah, you'll be hated, you'll be derided. wear it with pride."

"But mummy, if I wore a Hawthorn jumper the kids won't hate me."

"Yes they will honey, but it'll be because you're better than them. At least with a * jumper, the hatred will be justified."

 

[Brishawk]

what do Essendon supporters tell their kids on footy day at school.

"You'll be treated as a pariah, you'll be hated, you'll be derided. wear it with pride."

"But mummy, if I wore a Hawthorn jumper the kids won't hate me."

"Yes they will honey, but it'll be because you're better than them. At least with a * jumper, the hatred will be justified."

Being a parent and telling your kid to support Essendon should be a criminal office. Child abuse!

 

[grumbleguts]

Being a parent and telling your kid to support Essendon should be a criminal office. Child abuse!

In retrospect, I was probably wrong. They wouldn't know the words "pariah" and "derided". They probably wouldn't know what "retrospect" means either.

 

[Books]

I see that Drug Cheats Inc* are looking at Lethlean now.

http://m.afl.com.au/news/2017-11-22/lethlean-in-the-frame-for-key-dons-role

Birds of a feather?

The Scum already screwed their own players.

Now they are employing someone to screw the rest of the staff.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

In retrospect, I was probably wrong. They wouldn't know the words "pariah" and "derided". They probably wouldn't know what "retrospect" means either.

They’re not familiar with ‘crime’ either. The deed, sure - but not so much the word.

 

[Hawkboy62]

Noticed that there is a post on Rumours, started 1pm today, that the Worsfold family is moving back to Perth by Christmas and that Worsfold will commute for the 2018 season. Wasn't being debunked by the Bomber posters.

The return of Hird? Not even they can be so deluded.

They have a nice spine and only need midfield grunt. Strange if a coach wants to leave a team on the up, particularly as he is on very good coin.

 

[Leather Poisoning]

Noticed that there is a post on Rumours, started 1pm today, that the Worsfold family is moving back to Perth by Christmas and that Worsfold will commute for the 2018 season. Wasn't being debunked by the Bomber posters.

The return of Hird? Not even they can be so deluded.

They have a nice spine and only need midfield grunt. Strange if a coach wants to leave a team on the up, particularly as he is on very good coin.

Hope it’s true. Worsfild is a good coach - the less time he spends at essendon the better

 

[Brishawk]

He probably realised what a mistake it was to go to Essendon and is making a staged exit.

I’ll laugh my butt off if hird came back as coach hahaha

 

[Leather Poisoning]

He probably realised what a mistake it was to go to Essendon and is making a staged exit.

I’ll laugh my butt off if hird came back as coach hahaha

Classic essendon - get someone either hardworking or talented to pave the way for golden balls to ride in and take the glory.

 

[Gold Member]

They're on a mission from God, just gotta get the band back together!

 

[Flag08]

Maybe they only just realised Woosha is a normal pharmacist and not a compounding chemist so had no need for him.....

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Maybe they only just realised Woosha is a normal pharmacist and not a compounding chemist do had no need for him.....

Straight to the pool room with this one.

 

[Manila_Hawk]

No surprises here....

http://m.afl.com.au/news/2017-11-28/door-open-for-hird-to-return-says-dons-chief

The players have all been paid to shut up forever, all the money came from outside the salary cap, they got low draft picks.....
... And now wonder boy is welcome back again....

Stinks....

 

[Tuck In]

I was talking to someone who mentioned the return of Hird and we both, independently, mentioned AFL Integrity Unit, sport's reputation etc - stopped, laughed and walked away shaking our heads.

 

[Great 2008]

Should have got a life ban (Hird).

 

[Brishawk]

No surprises here....

http://m.afl.com.au/news/2017-11-28/door-open-for-hird-to-return-says-dons-chief

The players have all been paid to shut up forever, all the money came from outside the salary cap, they got low draft picks.....
... And now wonder boy is welcome back again....

Stinks....

Are they going to filter out the boos again?

 

[Xtreme]

Should have got a life ban (Hird).

And sent to the moon in a space shuttle with Basil, Hamish, G.Lyon, Ablett jr AND Don Burke!!

 

[Books]

Essendon certainly picked the right people to work with in their conspiracy to cheat: The AFL Commission.

If ASADA had never investigated, all Essendon players would look like world champion body builders, EFC and AFL would be selling their secrets to the world for huge profits, and the AFL would be building statues of Hird, Dank and Demetriou on every street corner.

Thank God for ASADA, WADA and CAS who still have enough integrity to take their job seriously.

 

[cryptor]

Essendon certainly picked the right people to work with in their conspiracy to cheat: The AFL Commission.

If ASADA had never investigated, all Essendon players would look like world champion body builders, EFC and AFL would be selling their secrets to the world for huge profits, and the AFL would be building statues of Hird, Dank and Demetriou on every street corner.

Thank God for ASADA, WADA and CAS who still have enough integrity to take their job seriously.

We still have to acknowledge (as a club) our fault in the Essendon drug scandal. After all it was Hawthorn that drove Hird to those extreme lengths to try and best our club. Given we instead went on to threepeat in that time likely means Hird will be fired up to try again some day soon.

 

[Books]

We still have to acknowledge (as a club) our fault in the Essendon drug scandal. After all it was Hawthorn that drove Hird to those extreme lengths to try and best our club. Given we instead went on to threepeat in that time likely means Hird will be fired up to try again some day soon.

And the AFL were apparently more than happy to condone and support this cheating, in order to stop Hawthorn.

#threepeat
#howsweetitis
#suckitupyouflogs