The hybrid pie thread.

[shawthing09]

It won't offer much but I am bored so I will start with

If only Dane Swan had Dale Thomas's speed.

If only Ryan Lonie had Burnsies commitment to a contest.

If only Didak had Cook's tank.

 

[Snag Breac]

It won't offer much but I am bored so I will start with

If only Dane Swan had Dale Thomas's speed.

If only Ryan Lonie had Burnsies commitment to a contest.

If only Didak had Cook's tank.

If only Egan had Rocca's heart.

 

[King Woodie]

Maxy's determination, Didak's foot skills, Clarke's endurance base, Davis' X-factor, Cloke's marking ability, Thomas' acceleration, Burns' courage, Pendles' awareness.

=

Nathan Buckley.

 

[Scottabe_pendles]

If only O'bree had Didaks foot skills...
If only all of Collingwood had Didaks footskills

 

[Snag Breac]

Maxy's determination, Didak's foot skills, Clarke's endurance base, Davis' X-factor, Cloke's marking ability, Thomas' acceleration, Burns' courage, Pendles' awareness.

=

Nathan Buckley.

Gulp

If only Reid had Rocca's physique, but not his feet.

 

[shawthing09]

If only Fraser had Bryan's aggression

 

[zorbadunde]

if only lee walker wasnt injured lol

 

[beez]

If only Bucks was 21 again

 

[Bloben]

This reminds me of the movie Twins

We could get the best bits of a list of Collingwood greats and then give birth to an arnold shwarzenegger to play up forward and a danny devito who could be our long awaited inside mid!

 

[pendles]

If only Martin Clarke was Ben Davies.

 

[hellfire]

It won't offer much but I am bored so I will start with

If only Dane Swan had Dale Thomas's speed.

If only Ryan Lonie had Burnsies commitment to a contest.

If only Didak had Cook's tank.

I'd say:

If only Dane Swan had Pendlebury's disposal.

If only Pendlebury had Thomas' speed.

If only Thomas had Swan's ability to find the ball, and Leon's ability to finish.

If only Fraser had Maxwell's toughness.

If only Didak could be 100% fit.

 

[hellfire]

If only Martin Clarke was Ben Davies.

Ben, you don't play for us anymore. Go to the Kangaroos board.

 

[smiddaz123]

If only Dane Swan had Dale Thomas's speed.

Not that far off imo.

 

[Cyclops]

If only Rocca had Dane Swan's ankles.

If only O'bree had Didaks foot skills...
If only all of Collingwood had Didaks footskills

This year Dids keeps turning it over. Now if we're talking Didak 2006 I'm with ya.

 

[Skade]

If only I won tattslotto


.

 

[Stone in sock]

if only josh fraser had dale thomas's hair.

 

[Godfrey Jones]

pendlebury and thomas fused into one would be awesome. and then make two of them please

 

[DWil6]

If only my peni... wait.. what are we doing again?

 

[Pie eyed]

I would like all the current players with Buckley's commitment and single minded ambition.
That should ensure a run of flags.

 

[CENTERMAN]

I would like all the current players with Buckley's commitment and single minded ambition.
That should ensure a run of flags.

That could be arranged

 

[stui magpie]

if only lee walker wasnt injured lol

Which one would you take, Lee Walker with Ruslings legs or Rusling with Lee Walkers shoulders?

I'd take Walker.

 

[donnie5]

i would like all the players to have Buckleys commitment and skill. So we all know what that means Bucks has alot of work to do with Tania

 

[Pie eyed]

i would like all the players to have Buckleys commitment and skill. So we all know what that means Bucks has alot of work to do with Tania

The hardest part of that plan will be getting 22 little Bucks all male and all eligible for the draft in the same 5 year period.

A couple of sets of quads and quinns should do it....OUCH!

Poor old MacAveney would have a cow.

"Buckley, head over the ball, knocks out to Buckley, look away handpass to Buckley who chips to Buckley, free on the wing. Buckley, is coming out of the square on a long lead, ignore that, squares the ball to Buckley coming through the centre. Buckley now, drills a beautiful pass to Buckley in the left half forward pocket, too far out to score, plays on kicks a high ball to the hot spot, Buckley has the sit, BUCKLEY comes over the top, spills the ball under immense pressure, ball hits the ground, Buckley, beautiful pick up on the run, the quick hand pass to Buckley who handpasses over the top to Buckley alone in the square, GOAL."

"Well Dennis! What do you make of that? Do you think the AFL should limit the number of Buckley's?"

"We have a Buckley leading every stat in the game. Buckley, Buckley, Buckley and Buckley are equal favorites for the Brownlow. Buckley is leading the Herald Sun Footballer of the year. There are seven of them in the box seat for Mark of the Year and twelve vying for Goal of the Year."

"Do you think you can have too much of a good thing Dennis?"

"No Bruce?"
"And what do you think Nathan?"

 

[ClarkeM]

If only Clarke picked the Oval Footy years before...

 

[Dave The Man]

If Only John Greening was not Half Killed by ODay