Oppo Camp The Kerridge Award 2024 - back in action!

[krakouers]

COLLINGWOOD
In: T.Brown, O.Henry
Out: C.Brown (omitted), F.Macrae (omitted), J.Rantall (omitted)

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Haven’t seen so many spuds since I opened a bag of potatoes
Caleb Poulter with the stupid haircut multiplier

 

[Snake_Baker]

Noble's kid for 7 goals.

 

[Shagga is all Class]

Oliver Henry hands down.

Atley in game 222 will be so confused being asked to pick up a bloke with 2 first names who looks like he is in game # 2, he will lose his train of thought streaming down the field and cause multiple turnovers considering why a bloke named Oliver Henry doesn't have an English accent.

After kicking his 3rd goal in the the 2nd quarter, in an ironic twist, Oliver will be picked up on camera cupping his hands and saying to Shaun, please sir, I want some more.

 

[Gumble Frankieton]

Maybe it’s no coincidence that the Pies are 17th as there seems to be quite the list of shitmen candidates gunning for the Bruce. I’ll go for Darcy Cameron but it could of easily been Cox, or Trey whatshisface, or the $2 shop Dusty.

 

[Luke72]

I’ll take Beau Mcreery who has to get some kind of stupid name multiplier surely.

 

[Devington]

I’ll take Beau Mcreery who has to get some kind of stupid name multiplier surely.

A silly head modifier wouldn't go astray either.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Chris Mayne with 20 and 2.

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

Tyler’s brother Callum to kick 7 and to dispel rumours that he is the worst F&S since Cameron Cloke. Is there a current NM coach / son plays for opposition multiplier? A few options for this multiplier this week if Tyler gets a run.

David Bourke doesn’t rate in that list?


Anyway, Darcy for me. The one who plays in their forward line. Not the son of the dual Brownlow ex GoDees ruckman one.

I was thinking of picking figjam itself.

 

[Hojuman]

Darcy Cameron named at full-forward v one AA full-back Benny McKay.
Ian Perrie spud, yes. " Bwuuuce " ? Doubtful.

 

[see see]

Chris Mayne. He's been torching us since his Freo days.

 

[Nate7]

Murphy, Thomas or The Sub - in that order.

 

[ferball]

Mayne for me.

 

[muttley45]

Is the hyphen (Hoskin-Elliot) available ?

 

[DrZaius]

DDD

Definitely Deadeye Darcy (Cameron)

 

[Nate7]

Is the hyphen (Hoskin-Elliot) available ?

I'll allow it

 

[see see]

I'll allow it

I'm torn now. I didn't realise that WHE was still on their list. He's precisely the sort of flaky, pea-hearted sh*tman who'd put on a clinic against us.

I think I'll stick with Mayne as I assume he gets a "punching universes above his weight" multiplier (Google "Chris Mayne wife" for proof).

 

[giantroo]

Thomas

 

[Devington]

Mundy.

 

[krakouers]

Mundy.

 

[Devington]

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For those unaware, a lovely persistent rumour from a few years ago is that Collingwood recruiters got their wires completely crossed and intended to try and bring Mundy to the pies, except at some stage they got confused and grabbed the other bloke whose name started with an M and had big hair. Hence Mayne's ridiculous contract and constant rumours of bad blood between him and Buckley in his early days at the club.

 

[The acurate one]

Pies are tanking they've dropped Cox.

 

[Nate7]

Bruce watch: 5 goals, so far.

 

[ohh_v]

Going to be pretty popular I imagine, but Koshitske is going large on us.

 

[CharlieMortdecai]

Bruce watch: 5 goals, so far.

Flat track bully beats up on one of the worst defensive outfits in the league. Quelle surprise!

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Kozzie for 6.