Autopsy The last time you got absolutely loose!

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Well ha “loose” is rather subjective. One mans loose is another’s watertight.
So asking for a friend , is it the women or man who normally gets tied up ?
And if you’re taken out to dinner wined and dined by a member of the fairer sex . Are you expected to “put out“ cause they picked up the tab ?

And is it normal for someone to jam their tongue in your ear and threaten to do all kinds of nasty s**t to you ?
Oh and in another first , I now have a safe word.
“Crikey “

And since when is dripping hot wax on someone a good idea ? As a kid I was told to not play with fire 🤷‍♂️.

Oh was chatting to some friends about my current pickle and they listen without judgement and then decided I’m now known as “ little spoon”.
Sheesh I’m in for a world of pain as I make my way down fetish St.

Yeah I’ve realised I’m not the “loose one “ , that’s Melissa , all 178 cm and 65 kgs of her .
And good on her I say , she is one hell of a woman.
Anyways I need to find a decent chiropractor.
Life is to be lived and be as “loose “ as is your want . * people and their judgmental ways .
 
Well ha “loose” is rather subjective. One mans loose is another’s watertight.
So asking for a friend , is it the women or man who normally gets tied up ?
And if you’re taken out to dinner wined and dined by a member of the fairer sex . Are you expected to “put out“ cause they picked up the tab ?

And is it normal for someone to jam their tongue in your ear and threaten to do all kinds of nasty sh*t to you ?
Oh and in another first , I now have a safe word.
“Crikey “

And since when is dripping hot wax on someone a good idea ? As a kid I was told to not play with fire 🤷‍♂️.

Oh was chatting to some friends about my current pickle and they listen without judgement and then decided I’m now known as “ little spoon”.
Sheesh I’m in for a world of pain as I make my way down fetish St.

Yeah I’ve realised I’m not the “loose one “ , that’s Melissa , all 178 cm and 65 kgs of her .
And good on her I say , she is one hell of a woman.
Anyways I need to find a decent chiropractor.
Life is to be lived and be as “loose “ as is your want . fu** people and their judgmental ways .
"She" obviously likes to be an alpha, so allow it.

Much better story than the bloke who picked up a stripper and was booted from The Royal, not once but twice!
 
I have big weekends nearly always.

However losing the GF 1998 probably the worst.

As I've posted previously, I happened to enter a vacant Police car as officers dealing with an issue etc.

Had the sirens going (when I found the switch) and horn etc.

They weren't impressed on their return it's fair to say.
 
I have big weekends nearly always.

However losing the GF 1998 probably the worst.

As I've posted previously, I happened to enter a vacant Police car as officers dealing with an issue etc.

Had the sirens going (when I found the switch) and horn etc.

They weren't impressed on their return it's fair to say.
That sounds eerily similar to something IUB once did Gasometer
 

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