Roast The Media Watch thread

[VelvetSledge]

That Kern Hinkely stuff proves small minds are easily amused, mine included

That Footy Show one made me roar with laughter, I was quite literally in tears.

 

[Kong]

****ing lol at Channel 7's post-game video package.

Just confirms that they've got the year 10 work experience kid running their production truck.

 

[The Speaker]

******* lol at Channel 7's post-game video package.

Just confirms that they've got the year 10 work experience kid running their production truck.

When do we bring the music in?

 

[VelvetSledge]

******* lol at Channel 7's post-game video package.

Just confirms that they've got the year 10 work experience kid running their production truck.

Can you elaborate? This sounds like a funny

 

[Burzum]

Can you elaborate? This sounds like a funny

There was no transition of the clips. It would cut from a clip from a GoPro cam of a guy playing the didgeridoo to a slow mo clip of a player getting tackled with barely audible commentary.

 

[VelvetSledge]

There was no transition of the clips. It would cut from a clip from a GoPro cam of a guy playing the didgeridoo to a slow mo clip of a player getting tackled with barely audible commentary.

Memo to channel 7:

lrn2tv

 

[Doss]

Just on a happier note, Channel Seven's flashback segment this afternoon is of the comeback against North Melbourne in 2001. Happy days.

 

[VelvetSledge]

Just on a happier note, Channel Seven's flashback segment this afternoon is of the comeback against North Melbourne in 2001. Happy days.

yeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssss.

 

[Kong]

 

[Old Campaigner]

Is there a more sex offender-y looking person in football than Basil Zemplis?

 

[VelvetSledge]

LOL

 

[Old Campaigner]

Special comments from a special guy. Good to see commercial tv stations are giving the handicapped a fair go.

 

[Kong]

I watched a bit of the VFL today.

The guy in charge of camera choices and transition is actually better than whoever Channel 7 have.

Obviously the actual views themselves aren't as great, but the switch from camera to camera is always spot on. Clearly it's done by someone that's seen a lot of football, really refreshing to see.

 

[Old Campaigner]

Why on earth would a GWS game be on delay? Literally zero reason to watch it now. In fact why is anything on delay in this day and age. Fair enough a decade or so ago when the only other way of finding out scores was the radio but now everyone has phone apps and websites constantly updating, you'd have to be wearing a blindfold to not know the result before it appear on the tv.

 

[Ben the Gooner]

Hamish Mc****stick talking about an "elite cameraman".

What the actual ****?

 

[allrighty]

Just popping in to say most of us over at the Cats board cannot cop BT and Darcy. Keep up the fight.

 

[Yoda_]

Can we bitch about Roosy and "da masssttaaa" of every things regarding Sydney yet?

Pwease, pwease pwetty pwease..

he is truly a muppet.. thank **** we only have to put up with him for onw game a year!

 

[Whispering_Jack]

Can we bitch about Roosy and "da masssttaaa" of every things regarding Sydney yet?

Pwease, pwease pwetty pwease..

he is truly a muppet.. thank **** we only have to put up with him for onw game a year!

I actually couldn't stand it in the end! After half time I resorted to streaming 3aw on my phone and just managed the delay with foxtel iq. Got it perfect for the second half.

Really, how can he commentate Sydney games? Apparently, according to him, they are the greatest team to ever grace out great game. Sure, they are a good team, they do some things really well, but there are two teams playing.... It just has to be for the Sydney market, it cannot be for any other reason.

 

[Drummer_19]

Nice to see the the top 6 stories in the Essendon section of the hun website displays no Dons players.

 

[yaco55]

the prematch wqs horrendous.roosy ived HIRDY prematch and only qsked qbout SYdney players, and then the other interviwer only asked LONGmire about sydney players.

poor form by the network.

 

[Drummer_19]

A bit liquored Yaco?

 

[Jimbone]

yeah, i cant believe they let roosey commentate on the swans games.

it just ends up in him leading the circle jerk and its painful to listen to. everything that comes out of his mouth starts with: the thing that sydney are the best at is...

 

[VelvetSledge]

To summarise our collective thoughts surrounding the commentary on last weeks game:

F*ck Roos off FoxFOOTY.

/eloquence

 

[Ben the Gooner]

Herald Sun asking on Facebook whether Lloyd is remembered as a sniper, diver or champion.

What a ****ing scumfeeding organisation. I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire.

 

[VelvetSledge]

Herald Sun asking on Facebook whether Lloyd is remembered as a sniper, diver or champion.

What a ******* scumfeeding organisation. I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire.

What's the bet that the majority of responses will entail a heap of "dirty flipping flog i haet loyd such a weak dog fk u loyd"?