Mega Thread The Questions Thread - Part III

[Frank Bunn]

When you do stop saying happy new year to people?

The first time after you see them in the new year?

 

[peternorth]

The first time after you see them in the new year?

What about friends you see for the first time in say March?

 

[WCErevival]

When you do stop saying happy new year to people?

After 30

 

[Frank Bunn]

What about friends you see for the first time in say March?

Hit 'em with the whole lot.

Happy new year, happy Hanukkah, Straya Day, kung hei hat choi, happy birthday, happy Easter.

 

[Gralin]

I get a text from NAB whenever some campaigner called Illias has a credit card payment overdue. I called NAB to have my phone number removed from their account and they can't search their database off a phone number so wouldn't do anything about it.

Annoying

 

[Over The Post]

Just as well I wasn't Hamingja.

"We can't search off a phone number."
"Just how many ****ing Illiases do you have with an overdue card payment? How hard would it be to look them up and see which one (IF THERE IS MORE THAN ONE!) is using that phone number??? STOP BEING A CRETIN!"

 

[Billy ray]

Anyone using titanium cutting boards?

 

[raskolnikov]

Anyone using titanium cutting boards?

No. I don't think like the sound them. Wouldn't the sound of metal on metal would be grating?.

 

[Billy ray]

No. I don't think like the sound them. Wouldn't the sound of metal on metal would be grating?.

Yeh maybe. But sounds like that dont affect me (fingernails on blackboard, metal on glass etc). But its a good point

 

[drd23]

Wouldn't a titanium cutting board be a great way to dull your knife really quickly?

 

[Gough]

I bought a mango tree trunk and made a chopping board from that.

 

[Billy ray]

Buy termites somehow and release them into gardens?

Lamb mince fat down the drains (common drains maybe? Is there a pool?)

Any lawns and gardens? Pool salt carpet bomb it. Or Scatter seeds from invasive weeds and plants

Food colouring in any common toilets like near pools etc

 

[Cruyff14]

Here's a slightly fiendish question.

But there are more than a few people on BF who can attest to the fact that I can be a real massive piece of shit when I'm pushed hard enough. Like, make you question everything you hold dear, real personal piece of shit stuff. (I think it's being the product of narcissist parents who didn't love me that gives me the capacity to be a real garbage human and be totally ok with it.)

Let's say you lived in an apartment building, and the Owners Corp were a bunch of wannabe American HOA ****wits determined to insert themselves into your home, selectively enforce rules, and attempt to cut you off from your community.

Let's say you were a real remorseless piece of shit.

Let's say you wanted to punish the whole ****ing building.

What are some of the things you might do?

Definitely don't do whatever you're considering doing.

Do not cut off your nose to spite the faces of several others who haven't wronged you.

 

[Billy ray]

You’ll get caught with any bullshittery you do, whether harmless pranks or illegal mischief.

But you can fantasise about doing them

 

[rocker_oz33]

I kind of wish I had some you know. It would've been relatively harmless, but maximum impact ahead of the weather this weekend. I wonder where one would get a litre of red food dye at this time of night...

Any shangangies your probs prime suspect.

 

[Cruyff14]

Probably the best advice I've had in a while.... I feel like you know that's what I needed to hear!

What I was planning was pretty bad, and was on the very, very (, very) grey side of the law.

Still keen to hear any ideas that won't land me in jail though.

Sounds like the best thing you should do is look for somewhere else to live.

 

[Off The Couch]

A friend found themselves in a similar situation. They made a concerted effort to befriend and assist other homeowners and then got themselves elected to the board and was then able to make change with the support of other residents

 

[Caesar]

Can I tap on and off Melbourne trains with a credit card or iPhone yet? Or do I still need a physical Myki?

 

[rocker_oz33]

Can I tap on and off Melbourne trains with a credit card or iPhone yet? Or do I still need a physical Myki?

You can put your Myki on your phone.
Unsure on the others.

In nsw.
You can use your CC .
Unsure on vic PT.

Prob not very helpful.

 

[drd23]

Can I tap on and off Melbourne trains with a credit card or iPhone yet? Or do I still need a physical Myki?

I believe its still just Android phones or a physical Myki

A 6 month trial of using credit cards or iPhones was only announced late last year...

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

What do you do if you didn't do a tax return 20 years ago when you were 18, and it keeps popping up as overdue, but you can't access your group certificate from 2004?

 

[Beerfish]

What do you do if you didn't do a tax return 20 years ago when you were 18, and it keeps popping up as overdue, but you can't access your group certificate from 2004?

Run.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Run.

 

[Gough]

I should have an answer to this at some point.

 

[Billy ray]

Go to an agent