Mega Thread The Questions Thread - Part III

[gaskin]

when heating foot in microwave do you leave the lid on (if you have a lid), or open it partially?

Remove it unless I know it is going to splatter and make a mess.

 

[GeelongFTW]

when heating foot in microwave do you leave the lid on (if you have a lid), or open it partially?

I have a lunch box which has a valve that is closed in storage and opened in microwave. Best of both worlds

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

When you see someone you know at the doctors so you say hi or pretend you don’t see them?

 

[74561347]

When you see someone you know at the doctors so you say hi or pretend you don’t see them?

i ask them whats wrong with them and when they tell me i repeat it loudly and surprised so everyone in the waiting room can hear

herpes AND explosive diarrhoea?!! tell me more!

 

[Over The Post]

Lid off and drape a paper towel over the top.

Don't know if that works with herpes though.

 

[troybe]

Do you need your pen license as well as your car license to drive the Hyundai Palisade Calligraphy?

 

[Pistol Night]

Do you need your pen license as well as your car license to drive the Hyundai Palisade Calligraphy?

I reckon id fail my pen licence if i resat it now. Id have to do a few lessons with some 9yo kids to get me back up to speed

 

[Freomaniac]

One of my mates got tea bagged by another mate about 16-17 years ago and we took a photo and printed heaps of copies off. Hes still filthy about it to this day

I dont blame your mate to be honest....

Generation X is the last decent generation to be honest. Those people were Born between 1965-1980. Those kids were the latch key kids.

Both parents were working. They are not home at 3-4 pm when school is finished.

So No one is home, there are a few ways to enter the house....

- You have the front door key around your neck.

- If you dont have a key, its hidden under the door mat or somewhere not obvious like in a letter box or under a pot plant.

- you enter your house through the back door where the back door is unlocked.


I am sadly a Millenial so Born between 1981-1996.

This was the era of Kids playing Halo and Call of Duty. Shoot your enemies into a corpse, then approach the corpse and tea bag that corpse. lol

You would never do that in real life, Especially in world ward 2 or the vietnam war lol

 

[Chief]

One of my mates got tea bagged by another mate about 16-17 years ago and we took a photo and printed heaps of copies off. Hes still filthy about it to this day

You know that's what we'd call sexual assault nowadays?

 

[74561347]

You know that's what we'd call sexual assault nowadays?

Sexual assault? Normally it costs me extra

 

[Pistol Night]

You know that's what we'd call sexual assault nowadays?

How'd i know this would happen. Yeah hopefully he doesn't press charges anytime soon

 

[Chief]

How'd i know this would happen. Yeah hopefully he doesn't press charges anytime soon

What would happen? Someone would point it out?

Come on. Lighten up.

 

[Over The Post]

I hate being called a boomer, I'm right on the edge between boomer and genx.

No doubt a certain moderater will be here soon to post a denigrating .gif at me.

 

[Chief]

 

[Gough]

I loved that Scott Morrison was the first Gen X PM and he lived up to every stereotype of useless laziness that got thrown at us.

 

[mr bagcroft]

I loved that Scott Morrison was the first Gen X PM and he lived up to every stereotype of useless laziness that got thrown at us.

So we have the generations AFTER Gen X, and we are getting shade thrown at us for laziness?
Pffft.
At least are not lazy useless whining snowflakes.

 

[Gough]

So we have the generations AFTER Gen X, and we are getting shade thrown at us for laziness?
Pffft.
At least are not lazy useless whining snowflakes.

Our parent's generation copped shit because they didn't spend their best years fighting Germans. Throwing your hands up in the air and bemoaning the yoof of today is just something you do as you get older.

 

[mr bagcroft]

Our parent's generation copped s**t because they didn't spend their best years fighting Germans. Throwing your hands up in the air and bemoaning the yoof of today is just something you do as you get older.

Also a lark of the current generation...
blame the Boomers! Its all their fault!
Pathetic

 

[Beerfish]

I hate being called a boomer, I'm right on the edge between boomer and genx.

No doubt a certain moderater will be here soon to post a denigrating .gif at me.

 

[Over The Post]

 

[Engimal v3]

I've never held a real American football. Why isn't a torpedo punt used?

 

[74561347]

I've never held a real American football. Why isn't a torpedo punt used?

It is, it's just not called a torpedo because it's an aggressive word with war connotations

They call it a freedom kick

 

[Engimal v3]

It is, it's just not called a torpedo because it's an aggressive word with war connotations

They call it a freedom kick

I thought they did more of a flat punt that floats?

 

[gaskin]

I thought they did more of a flat punt that floats?

It's sort of an in-between kind of kick. For most punts it is more about hangtime than distance which you aren't going to kick a torp if looking for hangtime. Punters could punt it 60-70 yards every punt if the wanted but kicking it higher gives the returner less opportunity to return the ball. They typically aim for a 4.5-5 second hangtime.

Essentially think of it like this: Kick 50 yards and the returner runs it back 5 yards for a 45 yard net punt or 60 but the returner gets some momentum and comes back 25 yards for a 35 yard net punt.

 

[Billy ray]

ok ok ok
serious issue now

do you think skid marks on undies comes from:

a) not wiping correctly after taking care of business
b) byproduct of farts, so sharts