The Questions Thread

[Shell]

Always sit in the back seat.

Always make my bed.

 

[Doss]

We only bother making our bed if we have visitors coming over.

Don't have a solid rule on taxi sitting location; I suspect I end up doing about half/half.

 

[kfc1]

"Having visitors over" = swingers parties?

 

[Doss]

Yes, every time I have visitors over it is solely and undeniably because I am hosting a swingers party.

Got it in one.

 

[Cruyff14]

Unmade bed does my head in.

Looks so much nicer when it's done.

 

[kfc1]

Yes, every time I have visitors over it is solely and undeniably because I am hosting a swingers party.

Got it in one.

Its the only obvious reason why they would be visiting your bed

 

[Doss]

Who said anything about them visiting the bed, ya fruitloop?

Place is a small apartment. Looks better when the bedroom door is open.

 

[BALKAN]

By 'looks better' do you mean 'looks more inviting' to all the swingers that are going to do sex things in there?

 

[Doss]

Got it in one, once again.

 

[Hard Ball Get]

Haven't been in an Australian taxi in about 10 years.

 

[Shell]

You should try going to Melb Airport, getting in one, and asking to be taken home less than 10 mins away.

Is a laugh and a half.

 

[Doss]

WAIT.

Are we saying I host swingers parties with taxi drivers at Melbourne Airport now?

 

[Gough]

WAIT.

Are we saying I host swingers parties with taxi drivers at Melbourne Airport now?

I heard they were midget taxi drivers, you're one sick f***.

 

[kfc1]

You should try going to Melb Airport, getting in one, and asking to be taken home less than 10 mins away.

Is a laugh and a half.

Sounds like fun

I learnt pretty quickly when i moved into the city never to tell them where ur going until ur actually in the cab

 

[kfc1]

Yes, every time I have visitors over it is solely and undeniably because I am hosting a swingers party.

Got it in one.

Just quoting this for posterity. Might incorporate it in my speech ay your 21st (anniversary of being a mod)

 

[Van_Dyke]

I heard they were midget taxi drivers, you're one sick f***.

Doss is Clint Jones.

 

[Catfish Alley]

I'm pretty sure they have a rule here where they have to accept every fare. Flat rate to airport depending on zone you are in as well.

 

[kfc1]

I'm pretty sure they have a rule here where they have to accept every fare. Flat rate to airport depending on zone you are in as well.

Same here, its illegal for them to refuse a fair based on anything other than being worried for their personal safety. Doesnt stop the campaigners from trying tho

 

[Shell]

I'm pretty sure they have a rule here where they have to accept every fare. Flat rate to airport depending on zone you are in as well.

Yeah I know. Doesn't make for an exactly comfortable or fun trip.

Anyway, don't have to do that a lot thankfully. Can usually get someone to pick/up drop me off.

 

[Chief]

Wonder why they changed it...

Not a choice - just the software we use.

 

[BotsMaster]

We only bother making our bed if we have visitors coming over.

Is this because your bedroom is in full view from the kitchen/dining area/lounge room and thus make the bed because you do not want to scare off your visitors?

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Yep. Every day for me. It's a 2 minute job that I usually do while brushing my teeth.

How?

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Never makes bed unless changing sheets crew. Change sheets like once every 2.months too. Half the time the sheets are on the floor anyway

 

[BACCS]

I would have thought they would just target cars directly in front of them to get their speed. They would know what the limit is and then it's your word against theirs.

Is it just me or does coke zero pretty much taste just as shit regardless of its temperature?

Coke zero is amazing! But yes, it's much better cold

 

[BluesMan]

I'm sure its been covered before but... Whats your stance on ocean urinating? So taking a dip in the ocean and having a leak.

I'm in the yeah I do it and don't see any harm group, but I know a couple girls who are grossed out by the idea