Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Killer Power]

 

[powermacs]

AC broke down at 10 last night. At 1005 I called a repair man. At 6 thirts this morning AC was fixed. I went outside to fair well my new friend only to notice a shiny new Renault with a port sticker insitu. If you're out there, thank you fine sir.

 

[Forzaport]

Has gone around a lot the last 3 months.

I got a nasty dose of it about a week before Christmas then some influenza virus/cough my mrs brought back from India/Malaysia. Only just getting over it now. It's been a horror month.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I got a nasty dose of it about a week before Christmas then some influenza virus/cough my mrs brought back from India/Malaysia. Only just getting over it now. It's been a horror month.

The horror, the horror...

 

[manureid]

I got a nasty dose of it about a week before Christmas then some influenza virus/cough my mrs brought back from India/Malaysia. Only just getting over it now. It's been a horror month.

We have all come back from India/Malaysia with some kind of exotic disease.....

 

[Byrons Firen]

Don Lane had this old gag about how Australians like to ask in weather like this 'Hot enough for ya?' and he would reply 'No I'd like a few degrees more you idiot!'

I remember theTwo Ronnies on TV
Their weather report
In Rye it'll be dry
In Rot it'll be hot
And in Issingdown
It's............
How I wish

 

[Dobie G]

Not all babies are cute

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Eyehatecancelledtours

"It’s with much regret that Eyehategod’s January Australian tour is to be cancelled.

With various complications relating to their flights, and not enough time left at check in to rectify the situation, the band wasn’t able to board their flight to Australia. Every effort was made to book the band new flights and get them out to Australia the following day, but at this late stage, with so little flights available, we have exhausted all possibility of salvaging the tour and getting the band back out to Australia. And we tried everything.

Because of this, the band has now scheduled additional US dates to replace the Australian tour.

Apologies to the band and all those inconvenienced, most notably their fans, Heathen Skulls would have liked nothing more than to have continued the tour, but unfortunately, at this late stage, this was not to be the case."

****BAGS.

 

[Macca19]

Did they arrive at the airport too late or something?

 

[Macca19]

Big fire going on 20km away through the germein gorge at the moment. Looks a big one.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Did they arrive at the airport too late or something?

I have heard "forgotten passports" was the issue but I'm going to go with poor ticket sales.

A mate bought a ticket last night to tag along to the show and it was ticket number 61.

That made me look at the two tickets I bought when they were released and I was Cam O'Shea and Paul Stewart....

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Loving my pool !

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Loving my pool !

The way everyone is carrying on down there I'm going to go ahead and assume you are bathing in a pool of sweat.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

The way everyone is carrying on down there I'm going to go ahead and assume you are bathing in a pool of sweat.

Tears !

 

[Phhht]

Loving my pool !

Phert plz. There is an l there.

 

[bomberclifford]

Phert plz. There is an l there.

Ha! At least I wasn't the only one who read it that way.

 

[Trewth]

Loving my pool !

Poolio Iceglacius

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Just saw Sam Kekovich's 2014 Lamb ad. - Argued less about Gondski and talked more about chopski, our nation's future would be much brighter. Plus the look right at the end.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Can we claim Nick Kyrgios? He's wearing silver and teal in our away city.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Kyrgios is the new Philippoussis - a big strong 18 year old man child who belts the crap out of ball.

The Poo as a 19 year old knocked out Sampras in the 3rd round in 1996. Sampras had 7 majors to his name at that moment.

Hopefully his mindset and body stays sounder than the Poo's.

 

[Chopperdave]

Given the fact that he already has the head-wobble of the Poo I won't be surprised if we see him following in his footsteps...

 

[PatientMental]

I hope Tex Walker is masturbating over watching him struggle and playing hampered.

****ing tool, I hope Jonas Goatse's him next time he plays a showdown.

 

[Chopperdave]

I hope Tex Walker is masturbating over watching him struggle and playing hampered.

******* tool, I hope Jonas Goatse's him next time he plays a showdown.

I think the heat might be getting to you...

 

[LK Metro]

We have all come back from India/Malaysia with some kind of exotic disease.....

Ah yes...I remember that! Tell them the story about the ladyboys....

Oh sorry, wrong Board!

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Kyrgios is the new Philippoussis - a big strong 18 year old man child who belts the crap out of ball.

The Poo as a 19 year old knocked out Sampras in the 3rd round in 1996. Sampras had 7 majors to his name at that moment.

Hopefully his mindset and body stays sounder than the Poo's.

Finally lost an epic 5 setter but he is fun to watch. He's just a kid now, imagine what he will be doing to the ball as he gets older. And unlike Tomic he seems to understand he's there to be an entertainer and get the crowds onside.

When he gets deep into Australian tournaments (hopefully playing Port's own Kokkanakis in a final) there will be Baghdatis-like crowds following him (only x about 100).

Had to laugh at Jacko's presser where he claimed Lleyton as well.