Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 3: Try Hard with a Kengeance

[Janus]

Yeah right

You're looking at the wrong part of that sentence. It's the "plows through" part that was the main point. Signing legislation IS what he's meant to do.

 

[Grave Danger]

We're all doomed. Or all gonna be saved. Or some shit...

http://www.perthnow.com.au/technolo...h/news-story/fee7e498804f8afe2695a8b235f69c02

 

[Steve Dore]

You're looking at the wrong part of that sentence. It's the "plows through" part that was the main point. Signing legislation IS what he's meant to do.

So the changing of pens has nothing to do with it?

 

[Steve Dore]

We're all doomed. Or all gonna be saved. Or some shit...

http://www.perthnow.com.au/technolo...h/news-story/fee7e498804f8afe2695a8b235f69c02

Wasn't the world supposed to end in 2012 because that's as far as the Mayan Long Count calendar went?

One of my suppliers gave me a calendar in 2015 that runs out at the end of this month so maybe the world will end next week.

 

[Doctor Feel]

We're all doomed. Or all gonna be saved. Or some shit...

http://www.perthnow.com.au/technolo...h/news-story/fee7e498804f8afe2695a8b235f69c02

Is that the year of Tex Wanganeens debut?

 

[Grave Danger]

Wasn't the world supposed to end in 2012 because that's as far as the Mayan Long Count calendar went?

One of my suppliers gave me a calendar in 2015 that runs out at the end of this month so maybe the world will end next week.

Ha ha - stiff shit Women's AFL

 

[Grave Danger]

Is that the year of Tex Wanganeens debut?

If it was with Essendon that would be the end of the world.

 

[Lagooner]

Wasn't the world supposed to end in 2012 because that's as far as the Mayan Long Count calendar went?

One of my suppliers gave me a calendar in 2015 that runs out at the end of this month so maybe the world will end next week.

The Mayans couldn't count properly, this time it's legit!!1!

 

[Lagooner]

Is that the year of Tex Wanganeens debut?

Quality post. The second coming is nigh.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

"United States President Donald Trump has officially declared the day of his inauguration the National Day of Patriotic Devotion as one of his first executive orders."

At least he's not wasting time on stupid things like changing pens.

If he Knights Prince Philip I will cry real tears.

 

[Steve Dore]

Quality post. The second coming is nigh.

Except for the Jews it will be the first coming

 

[Janus]

So the changing of pens has nothing to do with it?

It was meant to be a criticism of Trump treating the ceremony of signing his first pieces of legislation as if he was signing a business contract...as if he's got better things to do with his time. The changing of pens was just a little anecodote comparing the two personalites of Obama and Trump.

It wasn't a criticism of Obama at all.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Hang on. What exactly is Ultra-Orthodox as opposed to Orthodox? Are they even more Orthodox?

They said I could become anything, so I became Ultra-Giga-Protestant

 

[Steve Dore]

If he Knights Prince Philip I will cry real tears.

No one could be that stupid ............ oh wait

 

[Steve Dore]

Hang on. What exactly is Ultra-Orthodox as opposed to Orthodox? Are they even more Orthodox? ...

Based Orthodox?

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

**** Based **** Feel

 

[Doctor Feel]

Based Orthodox?

Based Mormons.

**** Based **** Feel

Case in point: JBC is currently giving a **** about something.

JBC is therefore, not based.

 

[Lagooner]

Except for the Jews it will be the first coming

GeeWS have no chance of getting their hands on him.

 

[Doctor Feel]

GeeWS have no chance of getting their hands on him.

 

[Del165198]

What kind of pen was it? This is very important. And did he chew the end?

 

[Doctor Feel]

What kind of pen was it? This is very important. And did he chew the end?

Only the best pens. He has all the best pens.

 

[Lagooner]

**** Based **** Feel

Based BeerCans.

 

[Contested Marx]

I friggen hate the apple store

And it's body odour smell

 

[Doctor Feel]

> be at work
> get projector hooked up to pc
> trump masturbating at his desk meme clearly visible on desktop

Yes.

 

[Janus]

If you do a study of Jewish prophecy in the Hebrew Aramaic scriptures - particularly in Daniel where it talks specifically about the Messiah presenting himself as king after 69 weeks of years from the declaration of Jerusalem to be rebuilt after the Israelites were freed from Babylonian captivity by Cyrus the Great - you soon realise that as far as religions of the world go, Judaism has to be one of the stupidest because they can't even count using their own prophecies.

Of course, ultra-orthodox Jews get around this by rejecting all but the first five books of the Hebrew Aramaic - the Torah, and instead studying the collection of Jewish traditions known as the Talmud.

If I wanted to know when the end of the world was from a religious viewpoint, Judaism would be the absolute last place I'd be looking.