Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Run n Spread]

Director Remember this is real acid, so i want to see goggles people.

 

[Zach Package]

Director Remember this is real acid, so i want to see goggles people.

'My eyes, ze goggles do nothing!!'

 

[Poseidon]

So let your children run wild and free, because as the old saying goes "let your children run wild and free"

 

[Cruyff14]

[after Homer bowls another strike]
Lenny: Hey Homer, that's four strikes in a row! You've got a perfect game going.
Homer Simpson: Really?
Carl: Careful what you say Lenny, you'll jinx him.
Lenny: Oh, right, sorry.
Lenny: Miss! Miss!... Sorry, I was calling the waitress...
[talking to waitress]
Lenny: Uh, this split you sold me is making me choke.
Homer Simpson: Lenny!
Lenny: What? I paid seven-ten for this split.
Carl: Would you at least call it a banana split, you dumbwad?
Lenny: Hey, spaaare me your gutter mouth.
[Lenny gets hit in the groin with Homer's bowling ball]



Brilliant.

 

[Commissioner Gordon]

 

[Westerberg]

Marge: Now, I know you haven't liked some of my past suggestions,
like switching to the metric system --
Abe: [stammers a little] The metric system is the tool of the
devil! My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that's the
way I likes it.

 

[Run n Spread]

Mr Burns Oooh, so Mother Nature needs a favor?! Well maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys! Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because she’s losing. Well I say, hard cheese.”

 

[Run n Spread]

Mr. Burns: Get me Steven Spielberg.
Smithers: He's unavailable.
Mr. Burns: Then get me his non-union Mexican equivalent.
Mr. Burns: OK, Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler.
Sr. Spielbergo: Schindler es muy bueno, Senor Burns es el diablo.
Mr. Burns: Pish posh! Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, damn it!

 

[Marlowe]

"It's not enough to want a cracker; you've got to earn it!"

 

[Zach Package]

'Nobody pouts going into a jiggy'

 

[Run n Spread]

SIDESHOW BOB: "Ah for the days when aviation was a gentleman's pursuit. Back before every Joe sweatsock could wedge himself behind a lunch-tray and jet himself off to Raleigh-Darhwa!

 

[Run n Spread]

Sideshow Bob "Oh, must you bray night and day at that infernal Television?"
"My foolish capering destroyed more young minds than syphillis and pinball combined. Oh how I loathe that box! Its omni-directional sludge-pump droning and burping, its..."
"Eugheughh..I renew my objection to this pointless endeavour, informally now, and by affidavit later! Time permitting."

 

[WeetBixKid]

 

[glenferry23]

Maybe he can provide faster nudity.

 

[Burzum]

 

[Cruyff14]

SIDESHOW BOB: "Ah for the days when aviation was a gentleman's pursuit. Back before every Joe sweatsock could wedge himself behind a lunch-tray and jet himself off to Raleigh-Darhwa!

Sideshow Bob "Oh, must you bray night and day at that infernal Television?"
"My foolish capering destroyed more young minds than syphillis and pinball combined. Oh how I loathe that box! Its omni-directional sludge-pump droning and burping, its..."
"Eugheughh..I renew my objection to this pointless endeavour, informally now, and by affidavit later! Time permitting."

These aren't funny.

 

[Burzum]

 

[Cruyff14]

Smithers, it's a miracle!

 

[Confuscius]

These aren't funny.

Stupid posts

Be more funny!

 

[Holy Foley!]

Abe's Dad: See that, son? That's where we're going to live. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday.
Grandpa: Later that day, we set sail for America.

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Homer: Stupid risks are what make life worth living. Now, your mother, she's a steady type and that's fine in small doses. But me, I'm a risk taker. That's why I have so many adventures.
Lisa: [Gasps] Dad, you're headed to the river again! Dad!
Homer: [Chuckling] Feel your heart pumping a mile a minute? That's what mines doing all the time. Bet your left arm's tingling too, huh?

 

[Burzum]

 

[Burzum]

 

[Burzum]

 

[stralia]

Residents are advised to stay inside unless you wear sunscreen or are very, very hairy. Experts recommend a class 9, or Robin Williams, level of hair coverage.

 

[timtamWB]

Lisa: Uhh, Miss Hoover? I don't think I can dissect an animal. I think it's wrong. Hoover: Okay Lisa, I respect your moral objection.
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