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Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

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I loved this morning's Simpsons episode. The one where the Muslim family moves into the Simpsons neighbourhood and Homer thinks they're terrorists lol. One of the few new Simpsons episode that I actually enjoy.

Bullies go up to Bashir. "Hey, who are you??
Bashir replies "Bashir"
Bullies "Bash here"??

LOL
 
Homer: This year I invested in pumpkins. They've been going up the whole mont of October, and I got a feeling they're going to peak right around January, and BANG that's when I'll cash in.
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Stock Broker: Homer I told you a hundred times, you gotta sell your pumpkin futures before Halloween, before!
Homer: Alright let's not panic, I'll make the money back by selling one of my livers, I can get by with one.
 
Chief Wiggum: Alight your gaze, on yonder fabled beasts of yore. Behold the rarest of the rare, the mythological two-headed hound born with only one head.
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And here out of the mist of the legendary esquilax, a horse with the head of a rabbit, and the body, of a rabbit.
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Wiggum: Oh, it's galloping away!
Lisa: Here bunny bunny, Here bunny
Wiggum: Here esquilax
 

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Chief Wiggum: Alight your gaze, on yonder fabled beasts of yore. Behold the rarest of the rare, the mythological two-headed hound born with only one head.
dRljFLT.png


And here out of the mist of the legendary esquilax, a horse with the head of a rabbit, and the body, of a rabbit.
EZWw9ww.png


Wiggum: Oh, it's galloping away!
Lisa: Here bunny bunny, Here bunny
Wiggum: Here esquilax

Wiggum's delivery in these quotes is amazing!
 
Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him.
Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.
Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
Marge: That's not what I meant.
Homer: It was, Marge, admit it.
 

The best part is that it was only a drill, but by the end of it, it actually look like a fire occured. Lol at Homer blocking the door with the seat too.
 

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Bart: What a fantastic marvelous day milhouse, the birds are singing, the bees are trying to have sex with them. As to my understanding.
Milhouse: It's a fantasitcly glorious day
Bart: So, ah whats you're hurry to get to school?
Milhouse: Nothing, whats you'rs?
Milhouse: Seriously Bart we should get to school
Bart: .....
Milhouse: ok I'm going Truent they'll so Truent!!
 
Crowley: Here are your V.I.P. badges. These will get you into places regular tourists never see!
Homer: Uh Miss, what does the "I" stand for?
Crowley: "Important"
Homer: Oh okay, what about the "V"?
Crowley: "Very"
Homer: Miss, just one more quest...
Crowley: "Person"
Homer: Uh-huh.... what does the "I" stand for again?
 

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Marge: Homer, I've been thinking. if the baby's a boy what do you think of the name Larry?
Homer: Marge we can't do that! All the kids will call him Larry Fairy.
Marge: Well how about Louie?
Homer: They'll call him Screwy Louie
Marge: Bob?
Homer: Flob
Marge: Luke?
Homer: Puke
Marge: Marcus?
Homer: Mucus
Marge: What about Bart?
Homer: Let's see... Bart, Cart, Dart, Ee-art... Nope can't see any problem with that.
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Marge: Homer, isn't he beautiful?
Homer: Hey, as long as he's got eight fingers and eight toes, he's fine by me.
 
Bart and Lisa are lazing about on the couch

Bart: Turn on the TV Lise

Lisa: you turn it on I turned it on yesterday

*Marge enters*

Bart: Allowance Day! ding ding ding ding ding

Marge: you don't deserve an allowance!

Lisa: sure we do! Ding ding ding

Bart and Lisa: ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

*Homer runs outside*

Homer: Ice cream man! Ice cream man!
 

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