Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Crows_United_FC]

I loved this morning's Simpsons episode. The one where the Muslim family moves into the Simpsons neighbourhood and Homer thinks they're terrorists lol. One of the few new Simpsons episode that I actually enjoy.

Bullies go up to Bashir. "Hey, who are you??
Bashir replies "Bashir"
Bullies "Bash here"??

LOL

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Homer: This year I invested in pumpkins. They've been going up the whole mont of October, and I got a feeling they're going to peak right around January, and BANG that's when I'll cash in.
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Stock Broker: Homer I told you a hundred times, you gotta sell your pumpkin futures before Halloween, before!
Homer: Alright let's not panic, I'll make the money back by selling one of my livers, I can get by with one.

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Chief Wiggum: Alight your gaze, on yonder fabled beasts of yore. Behold the rarest of the rare, the mythological two-headed hound born with only one head.

And here out of the mist of the legendary esquilax, a horse with the head of a rabbit, and the body, of a rabbit.

Wiggum: Oh, it's galloping away!
Lisa: Here bunny bunny, Here bunny
Wiggum: Here esquilax

 

[Westerberg]

 

[trueblue_91]

Chief Wiggum: Alight your gaze, on yonder fabled beasts of yore. Behold the rarest of the rare, the mythological two-headed hound born with only one head.

And here out of the mist of the legendary esquilax, a horse with the head of a rabbit, and the body, of a rabbit.

Wiggum: Oh, it's galloping away!
Lisa: Here bunny bunny, Here bunny
Wiggum: Here esquilax

Wiggum's delivery in these quotes is amazing!

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him.
Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.
Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
Marge: That's not what I meant.
Homer: It was, Marge, admit it.

 

[Cruyff14]

Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.

Delivery for that line is epic.

Whole scene is random as all ****, Homer's tone makes it even better.

 

[lmach]

The best part is that it was only a drill, but by the end of it, it actually look like a fire occured. Lol at Homer blocking the door with the seat too.

 

[Kram]

You. Foodbag!

 

[Kram]

Oh, Marge… it was horrible! We were trapped in the house all afternoon… and, well… we had to drink toilet water!

 

[RickSanchez]

I laugh so hard how Homer says "that little punk"

 

[lmach]

 

[croweater 41]

Poor quality sorry but a great one from Milhouse.

 

[Cruyff14]

 

[Kim Hagdorn]

Spring forth burly protector, and save me!

Hark to the tale of Nelson, And the boy he loved so dear... They remained the best of friends, For years and years and years!

 

[Stratton_Gun]

LOL

 

[davo99]

Bart: What a fantastic marvelous day milhouse, the birds are singing, the bees are trying to have sex with them. As to my understanding.
Milhouse: It's a fantasitcly glorious day
Bart: So, ah whats you're hurry to get to school?
Milhouse: Nothing, whats you'rs?
Milhouse: Seriously Bart we should get to school
Bart: .....
Milhouse: ok I'm going Truent they'll so Truent!!

 

[Kram]

"I want to help you... George Washington?" Man, even your dreams are square.

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Crowley: Here are your V.I.P. badges. These will get you into places regular tourists never see!
Homer: Uh Miss, what does the "I" stand for?
Crowley: "Important"
Homer: Oh okay, what about the "V"?
Crowley: "Very"
Homer: Miss, just one more quest...
Crowley: "Person"
Homer: Uh-huh.... what does the "I" stand for again?

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Marge: Homer, I've been thinking. if the baby's a boy what do you think of the name Larry?
Homer: Marge we can't do that! All the kids will call him Larry Fairy.
Marge: Well how about Louie?
Homer: They'll call him Screwy Louie
Marge: Bob?
Homer: Flob
Marge: Luke?
Homer: Puke
Marge: Marcus?
Homer: Mucus
Marge: What about Bart?
Homer: Let's see... Bart, Cart, Dart, Ee-art... Nope can't see any problem with that.
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Marge: Homer, isn't he beautiful?
Homer: Hey, as long as he's got eight fingers and eight toes, he's fine by me.

 

[Confuscius]

Bart and Lisa are lazing about on the couch

Bart: Turn on the TV Lise

Lisa: you turn it on I turned it on yesterday

*Marge enters*

Bart: Allowance Day! ding ding ding ding ding

Marge: you don't deserve an allowance!

Lisa: sure we do! Ding ding ding

Bart and Lisa: ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

*Homer runs outside*

Homer: Ice cream man! Ice cream man!

 

[lmach]

First thing tomorrow morning I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.

 

[Quokka]

I heard C&C Music factory's Gonna Make You Sweat the other day couldn't think of why it made me think of the Simpsons......



We work hard, we play hard

 

[placebo]

 

[Andre]

First thing tomorrow morning I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.

Not Lenny!