Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Kram]

Wiggum: That oughta show little Timmy and Tammy Scumbag who's in
charge around here.
Lou: Gee, chief, all those gears and motors must have cost a
fortune!
Wiggum: Well, you gotta spend money to make money, Lou.

 

[lmach]

Wally: "Well, we sure put together a heck of a trip, Homer. Ever thought about being a travel agent?"
Homer: "Wally, I'd be lying if I said I hadn't."
Wally: "Cause you can really "go" places in the travel business. Huh? (Laughs) Feel free to use that one."
Homer: "What one?"

 

[trueblue_91]

Some inspiring stuff from Grandpa Simpson

 

[Kram]

Ahwww shoot, Quebec's got the bomb. Well I gotta go, but look if you're ever near the white house there's a tool shed out back... I'm there most of the day, tch tchht.

 

[Captain Awkward]

"Okay, guys. We push him out of the way in exactly three seconds."
"Should we correct for wind resistance?"
"Possibly. What do you think?"

"Ohhhh, my."

 

[Barry_Badrinath]

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Best I could find, unfortunately.

Would've liked the whole three gifs in one.

poor quality but still good

 

[Zach Package]

Troy McClure is the most underrated character.

A Fish Called Selma is one of my all time favourites

 

[Cleavy]

 

[the bee sharps]

Bar,t Uh, yeah, I'd like to speak to a Mr. Tabooger, first name Ollie
Homer, (excited) Ooh, Bart, my first prank call! What do I do?
Bart, Just ask if anyone knows Ollie Tabooger
Homer, I don't get it
Bart, Yell out "I'll eat a booger"
Homer, What's the gag?
Bart, Oh, forget it...

 

[Kram]

"See ya in court, Simpson. Oh, and bring that evidence with you, otherwise, I got no case and you'll go scott free"

 

[Kram]

Lou: That sounded like an explosion at the old Simpson place!
Wiggum: Forget it, that’s two blocks away.
Lou: Looks like there’s beer coming out of the chimney!
Wiggum: I am proceeding on foot. Call in a Code 8.
Lou: We need pretzels: repeat, pretzels.

 

[glenferry23]

"Sorry, Mr .B., but I'm having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some sort of neurological impairment, like "Rain Man" or "Awakenings"?

I mean, just what the hell am I doing here?"

 

[Unknown Caller]

Homer: Someday you'll thank me for this, son.
Bart: Not bloody likely.
Homer: No, it's true. When I was a boy, I wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed and hit my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story?
Homer: I like stories.

 

[Kram]

Hehehe, look at this country, 'U-R-GAY'.

 

[trueblue_91]

Bart: "Dad, I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old Danish."

Homer: "Done and done."

 

[Bosun]

"Remember that New Years Eve party at Lenny's? He didn't even have a clock"

 

[WeetBixKid]

Phillips: Men are such slime. But I'm seeing this new guy, I think he's different

Phillips: He says his name is Homer, and he works at the nuclear plant.

 

[lmach]

Wiggum: Alright, what's going on here?
Ed Begley Jr: We can't allow you to destroy these beautiful trees, which have the same rights you have.
Wiggum: Man, I have really had it with you tree huggers.
Homer: (laughs) Tree huggers!
Wiggum: Something funny, nature boy?

Home: No, I just thought it was cute when you called him ...
Wiggum: Alright, "Max Power". Eddie! Swab this joker's eyes with mace.
Marge: Swab? I thought it was a spray?
Wiggum: Okay, she's second!

Ed Begley Jr: Don't give 'em the satisfaction of screaming, Max.
Wiggum: It'll only burn for ...
Homer: (screaming)
Eddie: Hey, hold still.
Homer: I can't lose him!
Wiggum: Help him out, Lou.

Lou: You better call for backup, Chief.
Homer: Leave me alone! Go swap Begley, he likes it!
Lou: Slow down, punk!

 

[Kram]

TV: So call me now! $5 for the first minute, $2 for each additional minute!
Voice: You... have reached... the Coach's... Hot-...
Homer: Line.
Voice: Line.
Homer: Yeah, lay it on me, Coach.
Voice: In the game... of... Mi... am... i...
Homer: Mm hm.
Voice: Versus Cin...
Homer: Cincinnati.
Voice: cin...
Homer: Cincinnati.
Voice: nat...
Homer: Cincinnati.
Voice: i...
Homer: Come on, come on, don't you realize this is costing me money!

 

[raven echo]

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Apologies for stinking up the thread for a second.



What the actual **** is this? Potentially the most cringe worthy thing I have ever seen. God I hate what this show has become.

 

[Kram]

Apologies for stinking up the thread for a second.



What the actual **** is this? Potentially the most cringe worthy thing I have ever seen. God I hate what this show has become.

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

Apologies for stinking up the thread for a second.



What the actual **** is this? Potentially the most cringe worthy thing I have ever seen. God I hate what this show has become.

Occasionally, I'll defend the honour of the new Simpsons episodes, and then I see this, and I give up.

Why? Honestly, why? It genuinely causes me physical pain to know that this even exists.

 

[raven echo]

Apologies for stinking up the thread for a second.



What the actual **** is this? Potentially the most cringe worthy thing I have ever seen. God I hate what this show has become.