Society & Culture Things in life you just don't understand - Part 4

[Kram]

Why sport stars and celebrities do such dumb s**t.

Jayden Okanbor is about to be sacked because he couldn’t keep his dick in his pants - career over and his only 23

Who?

 

[craigos]

Who?

If my knowledge of sportspeople is anything to go by, if you're half decent you don't need to keep your dick in your pants at all to continue having a career.

 

[Quivorir]

"Okunbor and Harawira-Naera were stood down by the NRL for taking teenage schoolgirls back to the team hotel for sex while in camp in Port Macquarie last month, breaking the game’s code of conduct. "

Are we talking about 18 or 19 year olds here or what?

 

[Quivorir]

Actually schoolgirls probably rules out 19 year olds so I'll change the question. Did they do anything illegal?

 

[Beerfish]

"Okunbor and Harawira-Naera were stood down by the NRL for taking teenage schoolgirls back to the team hotel for sex while in camp in Port Macquarie last month, breaking the game’s code of conduct. "

Are we talking about 18 or 19 year olds here or what?

I doubt they were schoolgirls if they were 18 or 19.

 

[Beerfish]

Actually schoolgirls probably rules out 19 year olds so I'll change the question. Did they do anything illegal?

Too late. I have responded.

 

[Gough]

"Okunbor and Harawira-Naera were stood down by the NRL for taking teenage schoolgirls back to the team hotel for sex while in camp in Port Macquarie last month, breaking the game’s code of conduct. "

Are we talking about 18 or 19 year olds here or what?

Lost his job for breaking a no bonking rule as far as I can see, the girls were of age and it was consensual. Silly bugger.

 

[drd23]

"Okunbor and Harawira-Naera were stood down by the NRL for taking teenage schoolgirls back to the team hotel for sex while in camp in Port Macquarie last month, breaking the game’s code of conduct. "

Are we talking about 18 or 19 year olds here or what?

I vaguely remember hearing one of them might have been 16

 

[estibador]

The issue is he met the girl at school during a school visit. The club and league are taking a dim view of that.

 

[Over The Post]

Parents will as well.

 

[FRUMPY]

Parents will as well.

Didnt the parents of Jake Stringer's new missus love having him around?

 

[Over The Post]

Depends how into their footy they are I suppose.

 

[gaskin]

Are we talking about 18 or 19 year olds here or what?

17 IIRC.

 

[Quivorir]

The issue is he met the girl at school during a school visit. The club and league are taking a dim view of that.

Well that's fair enough then. What a peanut.

 

[craigos]

The issue is he met the girl at school during a school visit. The club and league are taking a dim view of that.

Where else are you going to meet a schoolgirl?

 

[Scotland]

Where else are you going to meet a schoolgirl?

St Kilda Football Club.

 

[Quivorir]

Too easy.

 

[FRUMPY]

School letter saying kids being advised to no longer give teachers hugs high fives on their way out of school class rooms (primary school). Instead fist pump or tap each other with their elbows or whatever. But they are also told to sneeze into their elbows if they dont have a tissue.......elbow taps just spreading the disease....

 

[Quivorir]

I don't get how hi fiving is bad but fist bumping is okay. Are these germs on my hand afraid to run onto my knuckles?

 

[Procrastinator35]

Where else are you going to meet a schoolgirl?

When we were school-boys it was the Roller-Skating Rink....But that was back in the 70's.

 

[Aussie_boy]

Why 1 litre Gatorades are $2.50 in the shops and 600mL are closer to $4 when not on special

 

[Quivorir]

Convenience fee.

 

[gaskin]

Vodafone sending me a txt about what I should be doing to prevent Corona as if I haven't already got the memo.

 

[Xtreme]

St Kilda Football Club.

Only just saw this now but what a zinger!

 

[Richard Cranium]

The issue is he met the girl at school during a school visit. The club and league are taking a dim view of that.

"The leaked message thread comes as it was revealed one of the two players stood down is revealed to have also had a sexual encounter with a teacher from one of the local Port Macquarie schools during the same pre-season trip."