Pets Things that please me

[Stratton_Gun]

I almost had something like this. Went to convert some loose change at Bank of Melbourne. Didn't notice the machine so I went up to the desk. Old mate takes me over to the machine, but he does it for me, instead of letting me do it. He checks the coin return slot and I have to watch as he pulls out roughly $100 in $2 coins.

That money could've been mine

Usually I would hand it it but when it's a voucher theres no way to tell who's it is. If a bring it to the desk and they make an announcement it would be like an LCM ad. Have lost some money myself like that so it evens out. Albeit not that much. Lost most of it on the punt anyway so it may have been karma haha

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Playing comp tennis yesterday and beating some 12/13 yo I am guessing? that was throwing his racquet and carrying on heaps. Could tell he hadn't lost that much in his life. Came back from 6-2 4-1 down to win in 3 sets. To be fair though he was a gun for his age

 

[Hatchy1992]

Checking your bank balance and finding out you have more than you expected.

 

[Poseidon]

The shivers you get right before unleashing a huge dump.

 

[I bleed Blue]

The feeling of satisfaction and releif after unleashing a huge dump.

 

[Simple Jack]

Checking your bank balance and finding out you have more than you expected.

Yes, this is a great one.

Happened to me a couple of weeks ago, I realised that I hadn't yet recieved $900 bucks I was expecting (in $100 increments) but hadn't noticed. Great feeling.

 

[Smoooothy]

jonathan brown totaling that hyundai has brought a smile to my face. is there anything he can't do?

 

[d0gs]

The shivers you get right before unleashing a huge dump.

Going through that right now actually.

Will add the anticipation of knowing you have a massive turd brewing and its going to cause some serious damage to the bowl.

 

[XFactor1979]

Channel bittorrent

 

[Hatchy1992]

Yes, this is a great one.

Happened to me a couple of weeks ago, I realised that I hadn't yet recieved $900 bucks I was expecting (in $100 increments) but hadn't noticed. Great feeling.

Went to check my bank balance expecting between $100-200, discovered that my boss had transferred my latest salary in there.

Pure delight.

 

[Xtreme]

jonathan brown totaling that hyundai has brought a smile to my face. is there anything he can't do?

Stay uninjured for a few months

Even though it's an American tradition, i am looking forward to the next week with Halloween themes galore, and the "costumes" girls wear.

 

[Dirtywhirl]

I am especially shit at golf and for the most part my drives barely leave the ground or I slice them wide right, but I love the feeling when I actually connect properly. Same goes for approach shots

 

[CLUBMEDhurst]

The shivers you get right before unleashing a huge dump.

The feeling of satisfaction and releif after unleashing a huge dump.

You two dump in unison?

 

[Gough]

Moving Howard and Blair's autobiographies into the True Crimes section of bookshops.

 

[dales.girl38]

Things that please me: When the dentist waiting room has up-to-date magazines
Things that don't please me: Needing my wisdom teeth removed. This well and truly counteracts the magazine win

 

[Tulip]

We just bought a juicer. The most fun I've had since my PS3 broke!

Ordered a pizza in and blitzed up some carrot-strawberry-apple juice; its sitting in front of me right now. Best juice I've ever had; never want bottled juice again!

 

[rustyg70]

Putting on my suit jacket that only comes out for weddings and funerals and finding 3 $100 notes in the inside pocket.
That paid for the night quite easily.

 

[Cruyff14]

Putting on my suit jacket that only comes out for weddings and funerals and finding 3 $100 notes in the inside pocket.
That paid for the night quite easily.

This is a major win.

 

[DrVanNostrand]

We just bought a juicer. The most fun I've had since my PS3 broke!

Ordered a pizza in and blitzed up some carrot-strawberry-apple juice; its sitting in front of me right now. Best juice I've ever had; never want bottled juice again!

Bag of oranges
????
Profit

 

[THRILLHO]

Bag of oranges
????
Profit

You mean there's an easier way?

 

[SpaceCow]

Second chance eBay offers.

 

[Simple Jack]

Committing yourself to not even getting semi-pissed because you have a lot coming up int he next couple of days. Then completely breaking that rule

 

[Stratton_Gun]

When you're about to have a fap and the possiblilities of potential material is very vast*

*No homo

 

[Gough]

The internet has destroyed the imagination.

 

[THRILLHO]

Summer fruits.

Felt like the Hedonist bot from Futurama with mango juice all over my chin this afternoon.