Society & Culture Things you do/did that you probably think no one else does

[peternorth]

preparing to eat leftovers, i take a portion of the entire serve, heat up in microwave. as im waiting i eat the unheating leftovers

 

[woopedazz]

preparing to eat leftovers, i take a portion of the entire serve, heat up in microwave. as im waiting i eat the unheating leftovers

You're alone.

 

[BotsMaster]

Use full words when texting.

 

[GROTTO]

Thinking Richmond would win tonight.

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

You wash your ass with the hose, then you pat down your ass with some toilet paper. sometimes you need two goes at it. you'll be at least 95% dry so a little bit of water is no big deal.

The squat toilets with no toilet paper where you just have a bucket with water and you gotta splash your ass are a fair bit trickier. you kinda just gotta hold in your squat position and let it drip dry a bit for 5-10 seconds and hope for the best. The one advantage of the full squat is that it completely parts your ass cheeks. another thing is constant consumption of indian food sends your shit to liquid so the clean up is a lot easier. all in all though getting used to hole in the ground squat toilets is not easy. even just the act of squatting for an extended period is not easy. my groins are stuffed from football.

What I do that nobody does these days is spell 'arse' like A...R...S...E. It's how we used to do it in 'Straya, carnts.

This is an ass.

 

[kfc1]

For educational purposes i think u need to post some pictures of arse

 

[Scotland]

Use full words when texting.

I do this, and I use punctuation.

Good grammar is important.

 

[Ashton Agar]

Use full words when texting.

I do this, and I use punctuation.

Good grammar is important.

I do this as well.

 

[Shupe]

+1 to using full words and correct grammar. If I text a female and she uses text speak, it's a deal breaker for me.

 

[Dagless]

+1 to using full words and correct grammar. If I text a female and she uses text speak, it's a deal breaker for me.

What ru dn rn?

 

[The Passenger]

So it turns out that wearing odd socks is quite an unusual thing...

Not that I deliberately wear odd socks but I just grab the first two socks out my drawer and sometimes they are matching but usually they aren't.

A quick straw poll at the pub of about 10-15 people and I was the only one that did this.

 

[d33my]

So it turns out that wearing odd socks is quite an unusual thing...

Not that I deliberately wear odd socks but I just grab the first two socks out my drawer and sometimes they are matching but usually they aren't.

A quick straw poll at the pub of about 10-15 people and I was the only one that did this.

Nah I do this too. Like who cares? Generally if the style is the same (ie sports sock) then who cares if its different colours or even brands?

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

So it turns out that wearing odd socks is quite an unusual thing...

Not that I deliberately wear odd socks but I just grab the first two socks out my drawer and sometimes they are matching but usually they aren't.

A quick straw poll at the pub of about 10-15 people and I was the only one that did this.

You don't put your socks together?

 

[Gough]

Why do you hate freedom?

 

[bok_party]

So it turns out that wearing odd socks is quite an unusual thing...

Not that I deliberately wear odd socks but I just grab the first two socks out my drawer and sometimes they are matching but usually they aren't.

A quick straw poll at the pub of about 10-15 people and I was the only one that did this.

I do it too. Sometimes it's even a white and black sock. Obviously if it's a wedding or an interview etc I try and find the same if possible.

 

[Sublime]

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

 

[Tulip]

Socks can really be a deal breaker if you care how you look.

 

[Scotland]

I always pair my socks when I put them away in the drawer.

I've got a few pairs of business socks which look the same so I'm not fussed if they get mixed up, but I'm not going to wear dress pants with one black sock and one white sock. Or two white socks.

 

[bok_party]

If your pants are covering your socks, it doesn't matter what you wear.

 

[Scotland]

+1 to using full words and correct grammar. If I text a female and she uses text speak, it's a deal breaker for me.

'Hey how are you going?'
'Im gud. how r u'
*twitch develops*

'Hey how are ya?'
Cool, actual words, punctuation - might have a winner here.
'Yeah I'm great thanks, did you have a good night?'
'I had heaps of fun. Your so funny'
Your. Your. FFFFFUUUUU.

#grammarnaziproblems

 

[BALKAN]

Wasn't me, but a friend used to drink the shit from his sister's Baby Born potty. It wasn't real shit but it was gross all the same.

Wow do not type "baby born poo" into Google images :|

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

Wow do not type "baby born poo" into Google images :|

I just did and f*** you for telling me not to, otherwise I wouldn't have.

 

[peternorth]

pronounce talia as tah-lay-r

pronounce crameri as cra-mary

 

[Nallad]

I do this as well.

Me 2

 

[Nallad]

Anyone else wank into the basin?