Society & Culture Things you do/did that you probably think no one else does

[The Half Back]

I'm too lazy to make breakfast some mornings, let alone a TV watching schedule. If I wanna watch something, I'll download or steam it.

Fair play to you akkaps

 

[akkaps]

I'm too lazy to make breakfast some mornings, let alone a TV watching schedule. If I wanna watch something, I'll download or steam it.

Fair play to you akkaps

It's surprising the only thing I plan in my life.

But now thanks to the guys in this thread, I can now say I have an app for this.

Spoiler

 

[Milang_Panthers]

I say the names of New Zealand cricketers in a Kiwi accent, English in a pommie accent, Indian in an Indian etc.

I do this as well. Along with saying Ireland in an Irish accent.

 

[bok_party]

Entourage was never going to be in the same realm as the wire or sopranos etc. It's just one of those shows that you don't really question anything and you watch it for the scantily clad women and Ari gold.

 

[James_Blues]

Funny you should say that. I had a bingle last night because the driver next to me literally drove into me as she changed lanes.

That happened to a friend of mine earlier this year, P-plater (he is as well) changed lanes without looking and scraped the whole side of the car and destroyed the bull bar at the front. Then she tried to give him a fake name and address when he was collecting information but he'd written down the license plate so he caught up with her in the end.

 

[peternorth]

That happened to a friend of mine earlier this year, P-plater (he is as well) changed lanes without looking and scraped the whole side of the car and destroyed the bull bar at the front. Then she tried to give him a fake name and address when he was collecting information but he'd written down the license plate so he caught up with her in the end.

she tried to give false details? wow. dumb?

 

[peternorth]

when planning for the next day, and i want to take a cold bottle of water on my drive, i leave a bottle of water in the car overnight. then upon commencing said journey a crispy refreshment is ready and waiting

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

I practised making icing ... just so I could eat it straight afterwards.

 

[KardiniaPark]

I masturbate with crunchy peanut butter.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

 

[Morganashlee]

I masturbate with crunchy peanut butter.

Is that your cats full name?

 

[KardiniaPark]

Is that your cats full name?

Y u do dis

 

[Morganashlee]

Y u do dis

Payback is a bitch.



#inb4soareyou

 

[KardiniaPark]

Payback is a bitch.



#inb4soareyou

I would NEVER call you names friend.

 

[Rough_Edges]

take a piss in toilets at work
someone walk in to take shit
cant be bothered washing hands
turn on water for 8 seconds, turn off water, dont wet hands
put hands in dryer for 10 seconds
just so person who walks in doesnt think im a dirty campaigner

 

[Rough_Edges]

flash at oncoming cars even though there is no speed camera ahead just so i get the wave.

 

[peternorth]

flash at oncoming cars even though there is no speed camera ahead just so i get the wave.

+1

 

[Ashton Agar]

take a piss in toilets at work
someone walk in to take shit
cant be bothered washing hands
turn on water for 8 seconds, turn off water, dont wet hands
put hands in dryer for 10 seconds
just so person who walks in doesnt think im a dirty campaigner

Why not just wash your hands?

 

[Cruyff14]

take a piss in toilets at work
someone walk in to take shit
cant be bothered washing hands
turn on water for 8 seconds, turn off water, dont wet hands
put hands in dryer for 10 seconds
just so person who walks in doesnt think im a dirty campaigner

That is terribly unhygienic.

You've also gone to a lot of effort to not wash your hands.

 

[Rough_Edges]

Why not just wash your hands?

I truly don't know

 

[Registered User]

When I was running late, I used to clean my teeth with 2 electric tooth brushes at once.
I only stopped doing it coz one of the brushes busted

 

[Registered User]

I sometimes write stupid shopping lists then leave them in the basket, hoping someone will read it and get a laugh.

Like:

Vegetable
Pea
tomato source
Asphalt
airplane
Self-esteem
world peace

Jee, what a ZANY guy

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

I truly don't know

What a Jeff Winger thing to do (in that, making a lot of effort to do nothing).

 

[Cruyff14]

I wonder if I have ever been on the same train carriage.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Looking at number plates and seeing what scores I can make out of them.