- Sep 21, 2004
- 44,093
- 35,540
- AFL Club
- West Coast
- Other Teams
- Norwood & Liverpool.
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.

Due to a number of factors, support for the current BigFooty mobile app has been discontinued. Your BigFooty login will no longer work on the Tapatalk or the BigFooty App - which is based on Tapatalk.
Apologies for any inconvenience. We will try to find a replacement.
You wont like this one thenIt's hard to explain, but sometimes I temporarily lose depth perception when I suddenly turn and look at a repeating pattern. For example, I turn to look at the microwave door-like pattern on the inside of a bus window, and I get an illusion that the window is closer to my eyes than what it actually is. It's not disorientating, but it is a strange feeling.
NoAre you around the age of 45?
Log in to remove this Banner Ad
You wont like this one then
There are 12 dots in this picture but you will only see 1 or 2 at a time
![]()
Watch two footy games simultaneously on kayo (multi screen). Listen to audio of one and eyes on the other.
Even worse - if you expand it out you can see themThat is bonkers
This is the kind of internal monologue I need when watching all the missus garbage TV when she picks something.Not only do I watch Millionaire Hot Seat semi-religiously but I invent stories in my head about the contestants, usually inappropriate ones obvs.

This could get awkward.F*** you, my mum was on that.

F*** you, my mum was on that.
Oh no! Not an Underbelly, Kings Cross type situation I hope.Righto, well you don't want to hear my theory about what she got up to in the Depression!

I’d love to talk to people who witnessed stuff like that. Bradman, Phar Lap, 90% of our flags.You should hear her bang on about the day Larwood hit Oldfield.

My nanna had a pen friend in Germany between the wars who she went to stay with and her time there coincided with a Hitler rally that she went too. She told me this casually one afternoon over a cup of tea and a ***.I’d love to talk to people who witnessed stuff like that. Bradman, Phar Lap, 90% of our flags.![]()
Wow. There’s a bit to unpack there and I might have to revisit it.My nanna had a pen friend in Germany between the wars who she went to stay with and her time there coincided with a Hitler rally that she went too. She told me this casually one afternoon over a cup of tea and a f**.

My nanna had a pen friend in Germany between the wars who she went to stay with and her time there coincided with a Hitler rally that she went too. She told me this casually one afternoon over a cup of tea and a f**.
My nan and her shit taste in men meant that she ended up in Canada during the war but my granny had some good stories.I always think of the s**t I should have asked my Granny and Grandma back in the day. Then again if they appeared on Millionaire I may not want to know....
Hello. On the day that you asked this - no, he was in hospital, which is why I didn't reply. But he's fine now! He had a botched surgery on his deviated septum but all is good and he'll make a full recovery. Has considered posting again but I think he feels better without the addiction lolIs he OK?
No worries Chief.Tell him to come back for just one post. Just one....