Society & Culture Things you do/did that you probably think no one else does

[MrsEddieBetts]

I have 7 minute showers. Even when I try to stay in longer and I think I've been in for ages, when I get out and check the time it's always 7 minutes

 

[PT Bar None]

I have no idea how long a shower I take. I keep an eye on my water usage via the water bill. #Target155

When I was farm labouring / relief milking as a teenager, the family I stayed with was on tank water. The whole family shared the same bathwater. Good Catholic family too! Being last in was sub optimal to say the least. MP_ you're spoiling your kids!

 

[Cruyff14]

My shower time is around 4 minutes.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

If you have to shave your legs, wash your hair, and wash your bits and bobs, 3 or 4 minutes just isn't enough.

 

[Billy ray]

Turn water on and get wet
Turn water off.
Lather up and wash everywhere
Take your time
Turn water on to rinse

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Turn water on and get wet
Turn water off.
Lather up and wash everywhere
Take your time
Turn water on to rinse

likewise

 

[PT Bar None]

I do need to get a new shower head though. Current one looks like it's hit the floor too often and too much water squirts out the side

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

I do need to get a new shower head though. Current one looks like it's hit the floor too often and too much water squirts out the side

Back in the 2000s, during a drought, our council provided free water-saving shower heads with free installation. A couple of years later I took a trip to the USA and was gobsmacked at the size of the shower heads, everywhere. They were huge!

 

[Shell]

I do need to get a new shower head though. Current one looks like it's hit the floor too often and too much water squirts out the side

Get one of these bad boys

 

[JyeDye]

10 minute showers? The **** are you doing in there, staring at a wall for 7 minutes?

 

[Forward Press]

10 minute showers? The * are you doing in there, staring at a wall for 7 minutes?

1 minute - shampoo hair
1 minute - rinse off shampoo
2 minutes - lather body with soap
1 minute - rinse off soap
30 seconds - fap
4 minutes - fapper's remorse
30 seconds - dry myself

 

[Cuzz09]

How about those showers when you come home from the footy, on a wet, freezing day.

#nothingbetter

They're fantastic [emoji106]

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[Cuzz09]

I don’t have an issue being naked but I’d wear jocks mostly. Just feels more comfortable.

That quote was from Seinfeld.

I HATE being naked. or mainly hate for someone to see me lol poor them

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[Cuzz09]

Showers are where you do your best thinking. 10 mins is the norm though I've never timed it. Could easily be longer some days if I zone out

After sport on a cold day when you're muddy and freezing, probably 15-20 average tbh

That's the main thing.

I'm just working stuff out in my head half the time.

I'm sure everyone is the same.

Shower and toilet are really the 2 only times you actually get time to stop and think.

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[Cuzz09]

What about when you take a shit then get straight in the shower and your nose pores let in smells you couldn't imagine.

But secretly proud [emoji1787]

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[phantom13]

If you have to shave your legs, wash your hair, and wash your bits and bobs, 3 or 4 minutes just isn't enough.

Yeh I get this and a 10 minute shower once or even twice a week is completely understandable but a 10 minute shower every day, as your minimum?

Nah

 

[MP_]

1 minute - shampoo hair
1 minute - rinse off shampoo
2 minutes - lather body with soap
1 minute - rinse off soap
30 seconds - fap
4 minutes - fapper's remorse
30 seconds - dry myself

Thanks, I just had to explain to my wife why I snorted.

 

[MP_]

That's the main thing.

I'm just working stuff out in my head half the time.

I'm sure everyone is the same.

Shower and toilet are really the 2 only times you actually get time to stop and think.

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[Billy ray]

Cooking bacon naked is where i draw the line

 

[MP_]

Cooking bacon naked is where i draw the line

Yep you could hurt those tenderloins

 

[Gralin]

Cooking bacon naked is where i draw the line

What are you drawing the line with, while cooking bacon naked?

 

[GreyCrow]

Is hyperbole)

Saying someone is destroying the water table over 10 minute showers is hyperbole

 

[ZEV]

Back in the 2000s, during a drought, our council provided free water-saving shower heads with free installation. A couple of years later I took a trip to the USA and was gobsmacked at the size of the shower heads, everywhere. They were huge!

Showering in L.A. is almost impossible these days.

 

[the_interloper]

I'll never understand ppl who eat or drink in the shower. I dont even drink a glass of wine while I'm in the bath.

To clarify peach eating is not something I normally do in the shower. Was post gym, I needed a shower obvs but was hungry and couldn't wait 10 mins. Grabbed a peach and then thought why not? Smashed it down and peaches can get messy so being in the shower was actually handy.

And yes to shower beers, not every morning though.

 

[Gough]

To clarify peach eating is not something I normally do in the shower. Was post gym, I needed a shower obvs but was hungry and couldn't wait 10 mins. Grabbed a peach and then thought why not? Smashed it down and peaches can get messy so being in the shower was actually handy.

And yes to shower beers, not every morning though.

Back when I indulged in such things I always found brandy more the breakfast drink.