Society & Culture Things you do/did that you probably think no one else does

[Wahooti Fandango]

* I have to jump at least once just before i go to bed.
* Have to take a stroll around while brushing my teeth (It's just so boring doing it any other way!)
* Have to take a dump just before I leave for school.
* When I'm finished at my locker I always spin the lock either side of zero so no one picks up on any of my spinnig patterns and therefore discovering my code (from what I've seen this is pretty common at my school).

That's all I can think of right now.

Also do this. I end up walking around most of the house.

 

[Power King]

Get up to go to toilet a 1am. Pee sideways so I can both the bowl and doorway. Finish then check once more for ninja/zombie with blood coming out the mouth. Slowly close door then sprint to my room followed by 2 mertre leap for safety to my bed. Repeat everytime.

lol this is probably a contender for the most fitting with respect to thread title

 

[Doctor Feel]

When I'm pissing in a urinal, I always make sure that my piss makes a dark square patch on the urinal. It can't be rectangular or oddly shaped. Must be square. OCD much?

 

[footy_4_life]

When I'm pissing in a urinal, I always make sure that my piss makes a dark square patch on the urinal. It can't be rectangular or oddly shaped. Must be square. OCD much?

Well your not alone for this one. I have to make sure it is a straight line across the top.

 

[Coledinho]

Ive never pissed in a urinal. Urinals/troughs are for animals

 

[Doctor Feel]

Ive never pissed in a urinal. Urinals/troughs are for animals

Which we all are, whether you like it or not.

 

[thecatattack]

I have to crack my fingers in a certain order: thumbs at same time, left index finger, right index finger, right middle finger, left middle finger, right ring finger, left ring finger, left pinky, right pinky.

I always put my left sock on first.

When batting in cricket I start my feet close together and then shuffle them to shoulder width apart and then bounce slightly when the bowler is running in.

 

[rocker_oz33]

l sticky tape the i pod speakers to my right ear it always falls out (not so much in pubic).

 

[Shaucob_Burjan]

I put my socks on before my jeans. Only jeans though.

 

[Zarrix]

Whenever I log on to facebook to find out about notifications, I always try to guess who provided the notification before checking it.

 

[HahnPremium]

Regret the errors of my ways. And then say stuff it.
Or say stuff it. And then regret the errors of my ways.
Interchangeable.
and then do it again. Not necessarily in that order.

 

[Bulldog Breed]

Whenever I log on to facebook to find out about notifications, I always try to guess who provided the notification before checking it.

I do this too. Or when I'm bored and it says "John Smith and X other friends changed their profile picture" with the thumbnails underneath, I'll try and guess who they are.

No creepo.

 

[Mancey]

Ive never pissed in a urinal. Urinals/troughs are for animals

you are what is known as a cubical pretender

 

[THRILLHO]

Ive never pissed in a urinal. Urinals/troughs are for animals

Small dick.

 

[Mancey]

You'd be screwed going to the footy at Subiaco if you couldn't piss in a urinal, most of the dunnies have 1 cubical, 2 at the most.

And believe me, by quarter time they have usually become god awful hell holes that would require far more animalistic urges to use compared to the urinal

 

[Marklar_33]

I put my socks on before my jeans. Only jeans though.

Me too...I dont like the feeling of denim on toenails...

 

[Harvey Leadpipe]

Small dick.

Yep, nailed it. Sick **** is the type that leave drops on the seat/floor when I'm in need of some Angry Birds time at work. Tiny dick grub.


I feel open and vulnerable if I go somewhere in my car and know there's less than $20 in change in the glovebox. I often pull over to buy a bottle of water or packet of chewy with a $20, just to get the change in coins.

 

[Caesar]

BRB breaking into Harvey's car.

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

I think putting change n the glovebox qualifies for this thread. You have no centre console?

 

[Power King]

I ****ing hate public toilets (urinal and cubicle) altogether and will avoid them as much as possible. Consider me micro wang.

/finch

 

[ClarkeM]

l sticky tape the i pod speakers to my right ear it always falls out (not so much in pubic).

I hope you shave

 

[THFC_70]

^^^ LOL!!

Some things for me:

- I must sit six seats back on public transport.
- I always take my dog for a walk at exactly five o'clock at night.
- I have never crapped in a public toilet and never will (may be normal)

 

[JHF1870]

^^^ LOL!!

Some things for me:

- I must sit six seats back on public transport.
- I always take my dog for a walk at exactly five o'clock at night.
- I have never crapped in a public toilet and never will (may be normal)

Get yourself some pocket wipes if your paranoid mate! I do.

 

[strengthwithin]

Don't know if it's been posted before but while I'm driving and somebody crosses the road I work out how many points I would get if I hit them with my car, a bit like GTA. The harder the execution the more the points.

IE Old woman with a stroller not many points since she doesn't move fast so like 10 points but a 25year old going for a run is worth like 500 points. I also work out multiples when theres a few people crossing at once.

Pretty weird but interesting at times. Got my sister into it too.

 

[jonoman89]

If i have to sit in the back seat of the car, it has to be on the left hand side.

Always.