Society & Culture Things you do/did that you probably think no one else does

[Lazarus]

Don't know if it's been posted before but while I'm driving and somebody crosses the road I work out how many points I would get if I hit them with my car, a bit like GTA. The harder the execution the more the points.

IE Old woman with a stroller not many points since she doesn't move fast so like 10 points but a 25year old going for a run is worth like 500 points. I also work out multiples when theres a few people crossing at once.

Pretty weird but interesting at times. Got my sister into it too.

So doing that now

 

[strengthwithin]

So doing that now

There's no real guide to scoring but I always add points if I have to jump a kerb or swerve across lanes to complete my mission. Substantial increases ensue if theres a possibility of a domino affect.

I also always purposely go through the puddles when rain has just fallen on the road if someone is walking next to them on the foot path. It's a bit mean but I would get some kind of enjoyment if the splash happened to soak them.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

- Cant brush my teeth in the bathroom at night. Always need to walk around the house, turn on the TV, get work gear ready for the next day.

- Must sleep with 4 pillows, 3 under my head and 1 vertically positioned to my right

 

[JHF1870]

Whenever I'm doing something, and I become aware I'm using my right hand. I deliberatley swith to the left hand to mix it up. Quite often I drink with my left hand as a deliberate thing.

 

[pezz]

Fapping included?

 

[BomberFletch31]

If i have to sit in the back seat of the car, it has to be on the left hand side.

Always.

Me too. My reason is that I get a clear view of the driver.

 

[Caesar]

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[Renegade]

- If i turn around in a 360 while doing something i always have to turn 360 again in the opposite direction so i'm 'even' again.

- In the shower i always wash my left bicep first.

- Phone always has do be in my left pants pocket.

- Always put on my left sock first, put on right shoe first and tie left shoe first so it's in a continuous flow.

- On a plane i always choose my seat booking for the left side.

- In my wallet i have to put the bigger bills at the back and have them in order so the smallest bills are at the front.

- When i was living in Aus i always had to check my visors for huntsmen before driving.

 

[WALL-e]

- If i turn around in a 360 while doing something i always have to turn 360 again in the opposite direction so i'm 'even' again.

- In the shower i always wash my left bicep first.

- Phone always has do be in my left pants pocket.

- Always put on my left sock first, put on right shoe first and tie left shoe first so it's in a continuous flow.

- On a plane i always choose my seat booking for the left side.

- In my wallet i have to put the bigger bills at the back and have them in order so the smallest bills are at the front.

- When i was living in Aus i always had to check my visors for huntsmen before driving.

Also, if I step on a crack or seal on concreate or a bump with one foot, I like to even it up with the other.

 

[stuart27]

I listen to Peter Gabriel before a sports match/acting production as my good luck charm.

 

[Fargo]

Probably not just me but whenever I sit in a restaurant or anywhere with large collections of people really I always feel like I have to sit in a corner or somewhere where I look out across most of the room. If I have my back to the majority of people I jut always feel slightly less comfortable.

 

[WheatsWorshipper]

A little bit paranoid but I'm always on the lookout for irregular people who could be tracking my daily routine ready to ambush me and take me out for some unknown reason.

Inspired by The Terminator

 

[Woodson]

I race cars as I walk.

Eg. If I'm walking along the path (mainly at night), I will say to myself "if you reach that tree before the next car does, Collingwood will win this week."

Good fun!

... co-incidentally when I was going to the gym back in the day.. I've push myself with more arm curls/ presses saying that if North needs to win a FLAG, I have to bust my nut to get to 30.. no pain, no gain/ glory... had to wait almost a decade for that hard work to pay off.

 

[Woodson]

Don't know if it's been posted before but while I'm driving and somebody crosses the road I work out how many points I would get if I hit them with my car, a bit like GTA. The harder the execution the more the points.

IE Old woman with a stroller not many points since she doesn't move fast so like 10 points but a 25year old going for a run is worth like 500 points. I also work out multiples when theres a few people crossing at once.

Pretty weird but interesting at times. Got my sister into it too.

I instead like to use other cars as Lead blockers...(still do) if my view is blocked, (can't see/ judge traffic), the car beside me would be my cue... if they stuff up, they get HIT (by tram/ other car) while I break on thru to the other side safe n' sound.

I'm always careful though.. I don't jump the gun as I've already slid in sideways into a semi-trailer coz the semi trailer went thru a RED..

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

When pissing at the work urinal and it is dry (not used in a while), i must coat the entire urinal with piss by the time i run out.

I usually go from top to bottom, left to right, but i run out towards the bottom. The more i need to piss, the slower i go from left to right and usually **** it up.

 

[Lazarus]

^^Do that all the time. Makes pissing time so much more enjoyable.

 

[Renegade]

Also, if I step on a crack or seal on concreate or a bump with one foot, I like to even it up with the other.

Yep, i'm exactly the same with that one too.

If i enter a building i always have to step in with my left foot first.
I'm right handed and right footed, but alot of my OCD shit seems to be left side orientated.

 

[footy_4_life]

When walking on a footpath i have to make sure i have the equal amount of foot steps in each paver. So i will have to slow my step before getting to the crack before the next paver.

 

[Caesar]

It's surprising how many people do that. I was watching people walk down the footpath outside a cafe the other day and I spotted at least 3 people doing it...you can see them adjusting their stride.

 

[woopedazz]

Must sleep with 4 pillows, 3 under my head and 1 vertically positioned to my right

Diabetes/Renal failure/heart failure called, it wants its fluid retention back.

 

[andrew23]

I race cars as I walk.

Eg. If I'm walking along the path (mainly at night), I will say to myself "if you reach that tree before the next car does, Collingwood will win this week."

Good fun!

And then if you don't reach the object in time you renegotiate it

I must have my phone in my right pocket and my wallet and anything else (Keys, work security pass etc) in my left pocket.

 

[THFC_70]

^^

Same with me. If I have one in the wrong pocket then it just doesn't feel the same.

 

[Starlin Castro]

Same as well but headphones with my phone.

 

[Marklar_33]

When walking on a footpath i have to make sure i have the equal amount of foot steps in each paver. So i will have to slow my step before getting to the crack before the next paver.

I always try to get my left foot to land with my toes right behind the crack...I think it's a cricket thing, maybe subconcious training to always land behind the line...???

 

[Marklar_33]

When pissing at the work urinal and it is dry (not used in a while), i must coat the entire urinal with piss by the time i run out.

I usually go from top to bottom, left to right, but i run out towards the bottom. The more i need to piss, the slower i go from left to right and usually **** it up.

I do this at the pub...awkward getting caught...