Society & Culture Things you do/did that you probably think no one else does

[RU_]

I know of people who have been cleaning there ears with cotton buds and had the end come off and be lodged in there ear. Supposedly a major **** around to get it back out, so just a warning to be careful with uh cotton buds?

 

[Hipster Doofus]

I love cleaning my ears, fingering my earhole ohhh yeaaahhhhhh

 

[Hipster Doofus]

I've got some really weird, deep habits to share with GD:
- I like pulling and biting off bodyhair from my arms, chest, shoulders where I think there shouldn't be hair, and then I eat it.
- I have to go to the toilet before bed, even if I don't need to go - something forced into me I think from those times when I was young and used to wee the bed.
- I like getting any dirt from under my finger and toe nails and sniffing it - don't know why. Has this unique smell.
- I have this little lump on the side of my head under my hair, and have had it for decades. When I scratch it, it emits this really weird smell. I like doing this every now and then. Once I did it in the car and the missus commented on something smelling foul.
- I love the smell of the washing machine and will dip my head in and sniff after getting my clothes out.
- I like pulling out nose hairs, and playing the never ending game of trying to pull out the biggest hair possible. I love the feeling of a deep nose hair tickling my nostrils as I pull it out. Then usually I eat it.
- I like giving myself intense muscle cramps by contracting my calf muscle or foot muscles as hard as I can. Hurts, but I like it.
- After wanking and sex I feel this crazy need to listen to music.

You sound like my type of guy

 

[Hipster Doofus]

That is some intense wax, I don't think I've ever had any come glooping out of my ear hole hours after cleaning though.

Somewhat unrelated, but I really enjoy cyst extraction videos on YouTube too... That must be the greatest feeling of relief ever. I want one (in an inconspicuous place).

Agree on cyst extractions, I watch them and think that much pressure and build up being sliced so cleanly out must feel good, like a type of monumental physical relief.

 

[Nostradumbass]

when at home and need to take a dump i take pants and boxers off in their entirety

I laughed at this. I don't know why but I did...

 

[Nostradumbass]

Just went through some of the posts here. Bunch of ****ing weirdo's.

 

[kfc1]

I use my keys the clean my ears. Or the end of a pen wrapped in tissue or handkerchief. Ear wax annoya the crap out of me especially when trying to use earphones.

Why are cotton buds bad? What are you meant to use?

 

[AtomicBlonde]

Oh ffs guys, use liquid drops and stop shoving foreign objects into your orifices.

 

[bresker]

I use my wife's hairpins to clean my ears. Try it. The "u" end. You'll never look back. So much waxy goodness can be extracted with the end of a hairpin.

When I was young, I used to pick my arse and wipe shit on a little bit of wall where the plaster paint had peeled off, beside my bed. Good times.

I pick the hard skin from my feet and eat it.

I have never ever cut my fingernails, always bitten.

I sometimes piss directly out of my bedroom window.

I use alcohol hand rub on my armpits and feet instead of having a shower.

I wanked into a condom and left in my neighbour's bin in case my wife found it and thought I was having an affair

I pick my cat up and spin her round and round to make her dizzy then watch her stumble around. So funny.

When I go the gym, I sometimes stop at Safeway and eat a protein bar from the shelves and hide the wrapper in a different part of the store and never pay for it. Livin' on the edge.

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[kfc1]

Oh ffs guys, use liquid drops and stop shoving foreign objects into your orifices.

So ur the top, not the bottom?

 

[AtomicBlonde]

So ur the top, not the bottom?

Maybe 60/40...or is that 40/60?

Depends on the mood and the dude.

 

[Ahern2Boof]

Does anyone get paranoid that someone sitting next to you will be able to see ear wax if they look into your ears?

 

[courtjester]

I use my wife's hairpins to clean my ears. Try it. The "u" end. You'll never look back. So much waxy goodness can be extracted with the end of a hairpin.

I sometimes piss directly out of my bedroom window.​

Have done both of these. The hairpin is gold. Used to piss in the sink in the bathroom rather than the toilet. For some reason it seemed "easier" when I was a teenager,

When I was young, I used to pick my arse and wipe shit on a little bit of wall where the plaster paint had peeled off, beside my bed. Good times.

I pick the hard skin from my feet and eat it.

I use alcohol hand rub on my armpits and feet instead of having a shower.

I wanked into a condom and left in my neighbour's bin in case my wife found it and thought I was having an affair

dafuq?

 

[brahj]

I use my wife's hairpins to clean my ears. Try it. The "u" end. You'll never look back. So much waxy goodness can be extracted with the end of a hairpin.​

Word!

I don't know why cotton bud companies haven't just wrapped some bobby pins in cotton and totally dominated the ear cleaning market.

 

[peternorth]

yes cotton buds smash wax further in. so bad.

love having ears syringed.

does anyone pick their ear and sniff finger afterwards?

 

[peternorth]

oh yeah, having hair washed at hairdresser.

 

[MarcusP2]

Apparently 'leaving my ear wax alone' is something no-one else does.

 

[BuffDog]

What do they have to do with each other?

Dunno, haha that's why I guess it belongs in this thread.

After I shave my face feels like it's burning and it's very uncomfortable, for some reason it feels worse with water rushing over it

 

[courtjester]

Dunno, haha that's why I guess it belongs in this thread.

After I shave my face feels like it's burning and it's very uncomfortable, for some reason it feels worse with water rushing over it

Ah, getcha.

Two years ago I had this bloody horrific ear infection. Kept going to the Drs and getting it syringed (and getting anti-bs) and the shit that was coming out was weird as. Some of it looked like runny ear wax. Some of it (and I kid you not) looked like prawn or crayfish meat. A massive lump of whatever that was came out each time. The Dr loved it, dirty bastard, he was always like "wanna see it?"

It went for a month or so, and it was bloody painful all the time. Every morning when I woke up, I could stick a cotton bud or a hairpin in my ear and pull out lumps of this crap. I know it probably didn't help but it gave temporary relief as my ear drum got free. But it blocked again within 20 mins.

Eventually it got sorted with antibiotic drops that had steroid in them.

 

[Captain Awkward]

I use my wife's hairpins to clean my ears. Try it. The "u" end. You'll never look back. So much waxy goodness can be extracted with the end of a hairpin.

When I was young, I used to pick my arse and wipe shit on a little bit of wall where the plaster paint had peeled off, beside my bed. Good times.

I pick the hard skin from my feet and eat it.

I have never ever cut my fingernails, always bitten.

I sometimes piss directly out of my bedroom window.

I use alcohol hand rub on my armpits and feet instead of having a shower.

I wanked into a condom and left in my neighbour's bin in case my wife found it and thought I was having an affair

I pick my cat up and spin her round and round to make her dizzy then watch her stumble around. So funny.

When I go the gym, I sometimes stop at Safeway and eat a protein bar from the shelves and hide the wrapper in a different part of the store and never pay for it. Livin' on the edge.
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Interesting...

 

[AtomicBlonde]

Kevin Rudd, big fan of ear wax:

 

[Red Black and Blue]

Interesting...

That reminds me of a kid in high school. On a dare he stuck his finger up his bum and licked it. He got known as the 'Colonel' after that cause it was finger licking good.

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

That reminds me of a kid in high school. On a dare he stuck his finger up his bum and licked it. He got known as the 'Colonel' after that cause it was finger licking good.

You don't need to dare me to do that

 

[MiloStedman]

I use my wife's hairpins to clean my ears. Try it. The "u" end. You'll never look back. So much waxy goodness can be extracted with the end of a hairpin.​

Have done, will do again.

 

[peternorth]

That reminds me of a kid in high school. On a dare he stuck his finger up his bum and licked it. He got known as the 'Colonel' after that cause it was finger licking good.

hahaha wtf!!

couldnt do that. but have had a nice lass do it to me (replace finger with tongue)