Society & Culture Things you do/did that you probably think no one else does

[Captain Awkward]

hahaha wtf!!

couldnt do that. but have had a nice lass do it to me (replace finger with tongue)

Did you kiss her afterwards?

 

[Shell]

I use my wife's hairpins to clean my ears. Try it. The "u" end. You'll never look back. So much waxy goodness can be extracted with the end of a hairpin.​

I do this as well.

 

[peternorth]

Did you kiss her afterwards?

gentleman doesn't kiss and tell

 

[BotsMaster]

I use my wife's hairpins to clean my ears. Try it. The "u" end. You'll never look back. So much waxy goodness can be extracted with the end of a hairpin.

When I was young, I used to pick my arse and wipe shit on a little bit of wall where the plaster paint had peeled off, beside my bed. Good times.

I pick the hard skin from my feet and eat it.

I have never ever cut my fingernails, always bitten.

I sometimes piss directly out of my bedroom window.

I use alcohol hand rub on my armpits and feet instead of having a shower.

I wanked into a condom and left in my neighbour's bin in case my wife found it and thought I was having an affair

I pick my cat up and spin her round and round to make her dizzy then watch her stumble around. So funny.

When I go the gym, I sometimes stop at Safeway and eat a protein bar from the shelves and hide the wrapper in a different part of the store and never pay for it. Livin' on the edge.

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This post is great

 

[Cruyff14]

I do this as well.

Wait, you have a wife too?

 

[Plugger35]

I had a bad build up of ear wax last year which was annoying the shit out of me so I went to the pharmacy and got some of this stuff.

You squeeze some drops in your ear and you can feel it fizzling and popping, it's like wizz fizz for your ears. It breaks down and softens the wax so it eventually oozes out, takes 2 or 3 days to get rid of all the wax but it's cheaper than getting a doctor to syringe it out.

Had my ears syringed at the doctors about 10 years ago when I had badly blocked ears and the doctor showed me the wax he got out and it looked like a cigarette butt, same colour and shape. Ears felt amazing afterwards, it was like going from listening to shitty AM radio to surround sound FM radio.

 

[Quivorir]

Wait, you have a wife too?

Decided not to make that joke as I thought it was SG level

 

[Cruyff14]

Decided not to make that joke as I thought it was SG level

He's not that clever.

 

[BotsMaster]

Watch Auction Hunters

 

[Holy Foley!]

Does anyone else have a bat before bed without climaxing in the hope of having a wet dream?

 

[BotsMaster]

Does anyone else have a bat before bed without climaxing in the hope of having a wet dream?

What is exactly pleasurable about a wet dream?

 

[Holy Foley!]

What is exactly pleasurable about a wet dream?

Dunno, just like em. For me they're usually lucid too.

 

[BotsMaster]

Dunno, just like em. For me they're usually lucid too.

I assume you like to wash your sheets often if you do it a lot.

 

[Holy Foley!]

I assume you like to wash your sheets often if you do it a lot.

Doesn't happen often. But yeah, just wash sheets if its that bad.

 

[kfc1]

Can't say I have ever tried that

 

[Big Sauce 21]

What is exactly pleasurable about a wet dream?

nothing, it's just a mess

 

[BALKAN]

Does anyone else have a bat before bed without climaxing in the hope of having a wet dream?

Wait does this work?

 

[Holy Foley!]

Wait does this work?

Works for me.

 

[PP34]

Dunno, just like em. For me they're usually lucid too.

Nothing like waking up in a filthy bed

 

[Holy Foley!]

Nothing like waking up in a filthy bed

Not really. At most it would cover a size of about 10cmx10cm. And it's mostly dry anyway?

 

[bresker]

Never had a wet dream. Off topic sort of, but my housemate just told me about this male prostitute he knows who can stand up, get an erection and ejaculate on the spot without even touching his John Thomas! beat that.

Does anyone else do this? My cat always goes crazy at dinner time crying for food, so sometimes I get an empty tin of her cat food and fill it up with grass and leaves. Then I put it in the fridge, take it out and spoon all grass and leaves into her bowl. Ha ha ha! I'd like to say "You should see the look on her face," but she doesn't get confused as she's a cat. She doesn't get the joke either. She just keeps crying for food until I feed her.

But it passes the time.

 

[Captain Awkward]

From putting foreign objects into your ear to having a bat before sleep in the hope of a wet dream. This thread is going places .

 

[Quivorir]

Never had a wet dream. Off topic sort of, but my housemate just told me about this male prostitute he knows who can stand up, get an erection and ejaculate on the spot without even touching his John Thomas! beat that.

Clearly not needed.

 

[Xtreme]

Not really. At most it would cover a size of about 10cmx10cm. And it's mostly dry anyway?

If anything like that happens i legit burn the sheets or just throw them straight out

Thankfully i havn't had one in ages

 

[brahj]

We're getting some stuff framed at work, everyone was asked to write their name and title for the accompanying plaque.

I wrote "*My Name*: Legendary Love-Maker and Sudoku Extraordinaire"

I got in trouble because everyone started following my lead.