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That has been one of the sh*t things about lockdown ending actually, I need to actually be decently presented at times (you can’t polish a turd of course)
You're doing it wrong if your missus isn't doing your ironing for you ;)
 

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That has been one of the sh*t things about lockdown ending actually, I need to actually be decently presented at times (you can’t polish a turd of course)

I had one of those last week. Lucked out though - diving into the wardrobe and I found my boots nicely polished and two shirts already ironed. I owe me from back in May a beer!

Normally past me screws over future me at every turn, but this time he was on point!
 
Working from home today and I’ll mainly be watching the cricket (actually a few others would probably be doing this ha ha)
 
If I see someone wearing a band tshirt i hear one of their songs in my head and imagine that person bopping along to the tune

I was wearing my 'The Chats' hoodie the other week and was getting into a car as the bloke across the car park said to me:

"are you on smoko?"
"what?"
"are you on smoko?"
".....oh right the jumper. Yeah I missed my chance there didn't I"

Stay tuned for more riveting interactions based on wearing band attire.
 
I was wearing my 'The Chats' hoodie the other week and was getting into a car as the bloke across the car park said to me:

"are you on smoko?"
"what?"
"are you on smoko?"
".....oh right the jumper. Yeah I missed my chance there didn't I"

Stay tuned for more riveting interactions based on wearing band attire.

You should have replied "Nah mum stole me darts", easy to be funny in hindsight I guess
 

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You should have replied "Nah mum stole me darts", easy to be funny in hindsight I guess


Or said "yeah mate."
"I'm on Smoko."
"I've been fangin' a feed."
 
When we get Neapolitan ice cream, I eat the Strawberry and half of the Vanilla and my wife has the rest

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Blessed are the strawberry icecream eaters .....we had none in our family and no new tub until it was all gone

With chocolates my wife is soft centres Im hard its perfect
 

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When we get Neapolitan ice cream, I eat the Strawberry and half of the Vanilla and my wife has the rest

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The rule in our house used to be that you had to go perpendicular to the line of the colours with the scoop, otherwise we'd just be left with a line of strawberry.
 
It will never cease to amaze me that people think Strawberry is the worst flavour of the 3. Vanilla can **** right off.
 
All three together are delicious tho


Strawberry makes me want to chunder.

Chocolate's inferior to Milo.

Vanilla's not worth a pinch of.

TLDR; Neapolitan's not for me.

Everyone here can eat my share of it.
 
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