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When I get bored in the shower I'll tap my stomach like a drum, and the drum beat that I do the most is this absolute banger!
Must sound suss..
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When I get bored in the shower I'll tap my stomach like a drum, and the drum beat that I do the most is this absolute banger!
Must sound suss..
When I get bored in the shower I'll tap my stomach like a drum, and the drum beat that I do the most is this absolute banger!
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Turn my headlights off before arriving to where I am going so I don't forget.
I have left my lights on twice at work this year and I have been able to get back home without issue. I was shocked the car even started.I double check they're off every single time I leave the car, whether I turned them off or not. First time I borrowed my dad's car (1999) I left the head lights on, RACV etc, it's scarred me ha ha
I double check they're off every single time I leave the car, whether I turned them off or not. First time I borrowed my dad's car (1999) I left the head lights on, RACV etc, it's scarred me ha ha
My fridge beeps at me if I leave the door open too long like mate I’m trying to put food in you.
My wife is the ****ing queen of this. She'll lock the door, go back to double check, pull the car out and be like "did you check the door as well".After locking the car i always go back to double check after some metres taken walking away. Even though I could press the lock button I still visually check.
Same with the garage door at night.
My wife is the ******* queen of this. She'll lock the door, go back to double check, pull the car out and be like "did you check the door as well".
Yeh I’m with your wife here. On occasion we will leave the house and my wife will freak out about the back door, like mate, we didn’t go out the back, it will remained locked from when you triple checked it last nightThis is 100% me, I'm like it with the oven and the hotplates the most. And I get really nervous when leaving the house for a holiday, I check that much s**t 100 times it drives me mental. Every single time we have us three in the car ready to go, I'll take the seatbelt off and Mrs interloper "THE BLOODY OVEN IS OFF OK"
Cheese and Vegemite on toast made in a microwave sounds like something child welfare should be looking into.Oh and I've reduced the microwave time for my son's cheese and Vegemite toast from 25 to 24 seconds. I did it for something different today and I detected no discernible difference to the integrity of the breakfast, I think I'm going with it from here, less carbon footprint and more efficient overall, win/win I reckon.
That's science, bitch!Oh and I've reduced the microwave time for my son's cheese and Vegemite toast from 25 to 24 seconds. I did it for something different today and I detected no discernible difference to the integrity of the breakfast, I think I'm going with it from here, less carbon footprint and more efficient overall, win/win I reckon.
Cheese and Vegemite on toast made in a microwave sounds like something child welfare should be looking into.
I take photos of the oven being off, the heater flicked to off, the door locked etc and show them to HBF when he goes oh shit I'll just go check the oven for the 3rd time before we drive off (only when we go away, not every time we leave the house duh)Yeh I’m with your wife here. On occasion we will leave the house and my wife will freak out about the back door, like mate, we didn’t go out the back, it will remained locked from when you triple checked it last night
This is geniusI take photos of the oven being off, the heater flicked to off, the door locked etc and show them to HBF when he goes oh s**t I'll just go check the oven for the 3rd time before we drive off (only when we go away, not every time we leave the house duh)
I take photos of the oven being off, the heater flicked to off, the door locked etc and show them to HBF when he goes oh s**t I'll just go check the oven for the 3rd time before we drive off (only when we go away, not every time we leave the house duh)
This is genius
Is this necessary?Rev my engine 3 times before switching off to put charge in the battery
Something I picked up off my grandad