Media Uncle Horries' reform school

[Santoz]

Are you trying the, "How do you keep an idiot in suspense?" here Ol Yeller?

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I think he's gone back to his home planet.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Another week of school holidays hey Gramps?

 

[KBLT]

Grand Uncle Horace has you all wrapped around his finger, waiting impatiently.

10/10 troll

 

[serial_thrilla]

NaturalDisaster can this please be landfilled? Grand Uncle Horace clearly has no idea what he's doing.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

All good things come to those that patiently wait (** never quite believed that myself **)

moginie and Tarkyn_24 have been enrolled and will soon have their specialised curricula.

 

[moginie]

All good things come to those that patiently wait (** never quite believed that myself **)

moginie and Tarkyn_24 have been enrolled and will soon have their specialised curricula.

*ing beauty.

I can't wait.

BTW why the name change?

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

f*n beauty.

I can't wait.

BTW why the name change?

I left out the "great" bit. It is the primary name used by Big Nurse and various folk who claim to be descendants. The change was prompted by them. They made its adoption a condition for using this abacus dial up thingame.

 

[philreich]

Oh dear. Alzheimer's is kicking in...he's forgotten about this thread.

Nothing wrong with Alzheimer's - you're always meeting new people.

 

[Loonerty]

The way he's been posting lately I think Bloodied has been watching too much Mrs Browns Boys and thinks it's the height of comedy.

 

[Metalcrusher]

I don't think there is any coming back from this one .....

 

[brahj]

Thanks, I hate it.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Thanks, I hate it.

I am delighted to read this.

 

[Santoz]

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

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You need to sit in a front row desk as a student with learning challenges.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Unhappily there are several educator types who have advised me to drop the motto of the School which is "Spare the rod and spoil the brahj "

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

More enrolments to be announced later today.

Seems WaynesWorld19 the apparent* leader of the Bombers has offered to help the school out. Thank you WW19 but our shelves are already stacked with parchment rolls.

Besides, Aisle 7 in the local IGAs require your attention.

 

[Genghis Tron]

Genius.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Now, it seems many prospective stoods and their Guardians have expressed concern about the educational philosophies that underpin the 'reform' school.

Is it about punishing errant students and strait jacketing them into obsequious behaviour much like a BC School would operate? No.

Anyways, more on pedagogy later. I will only say -

I am delighted to announce another two students have met the rigorous entrance requirements - harry000 and TJASTA

Educational programs will be tailored to the needs of both these gifted individuals.

 

[harry000]

Now, it seems many prospective stoods and their Guardians have expressed concern about the educational philosophies that underpin the 'reform' school.

Is it about punishing errant students and strait jacketing them into obsequious behaviour much like a BC School would operate? No.

Anyways, more on pedagogy later. I will only say -

I am delighted to announce another two students have met the rigorous entrance requirements - harry000 and TJASTA

Educational programs will be tailored to the needs of both these gifted individuals.

* Skips class to s**t in TJASTA s locker *

 

[harry000]

Now, it seems many prospective stoods and their Guardians have expressed concern about the educational philosophies that underpin the 'reform' school.

Is it about punishing errant students and strait jacketing them into obsequious behaviour much like a BC School would operate? No.

Anyways, more on pedagogy later. I will only say -

I am delighted to announce another two students have met the rigorous entrance requirements - harry000 and TJASTA

Educational programs will be tailored to the needs of both these gifted individuals.

Also I don't think my parents want me attending a school headed by a bloke named "Grand Uncle Horace." Sure this isn't a Paedo cult?

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Also I don't think my parents want me attending a school headed by a bloke named "Grand Uncle Horace." Sure this isn't a Paedo cult?

Absolutely positive. I have a Qolice working with Qooty kids certificate. I am also insisting that guest lecturers (who are a surprise) receive similar clearance.

 

[TJASTA]

gagf
I already go to bendigo tafe

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

gagf
I already go to bendigo tafe

Lol. You are already accepted as an exceptional student. The course work designed for you is really in your wheelhouse.

 

[TJASTA]

Lol. You are already accepted as an exceptional student. The course work designed for you is really in your wheelhouse.

gagf