Vent Thread

[Lazarus]

^^This is the vent thread

 

[I Blue Myself]

On behalf of the whole dream team forum, seriously shut the Fu*k up. I had Lower, Goddard, Tapscott and Smith playing and still managed 2100+

Stop whinging

You are an idiot

Piss off w***er, it is a vent thread, let him vent what he wants.

 

[pillager]

On behalf of the whole dream team forum, seriously shut the Fu*k up. I had Lower, Goddard, Tapscott and Smith playing and still managed 2100+

Stop whinging

You are an idiot

Go create the 'elitist' thread you f%$king wa#ker.

 

[NDFCHFC2]

On behalf of the whole dream team forum, seriously shut the Fu*k up. I had Lower, Goddard, Tapscott and Smith playing and still managed 2100+

Stop whinging

You are an idiot

probably your first decent week all year, you stupid ####. **** OFF

this was a ******* week, a write off, only ******* scored well!

 

[TheGhostOfJohnBelushi]

I lose my league match by 33 points, my opponent has Savage who pulls a 144 out of his ass, if he had just scored 100 I would have won...

Second this. And who should my opponent be but ****ing Dermott Brereton. Go **** yourself, Dermie, you permified pillow biter.

Luckily won my eliminator by 5, despite Hurley's and Kerr's late withdrawals giving my opponent Buckley and Libba's combined double ton from the bench. So ALMOST a big FU to Hurley (who no doubt would have spudded it up, complete and utter buttclown he is) and to Kerr (still love you man).

 

[Audacious]

Second this. And who should my opponent be but ****ing Dermott Brereton. Go **** yourself, Dermie, you permified pillow biter.

Luckily won my eliminator by 5, despite Hurley's and Kerr's late withdrawals giving my opponent Buckley and Libba's combined double ton from the bench. So ALMOST a big FU to Hurley (who no doubt would have spudded it up, complete and utter buttclown he is) and to Kerr (still love you man).

lol same here. Lost to Dermie too. The fcker is ranked 59,563 and pulled so much sh*te out of his arse that round..

 

[mmmdoughnuts]

EVERYONE PAY A LITTLE RESPECT TO THE WORST TEAM IN THE COUNTRY

INTRODUCING......THE WORST BACKLINE TO EVER PLAY!

Captain.. Nick Lower, leading from the front, wearing jumper number (42)
Vice Captain....... Luke Thompson wearing jumping number (45)
Star recruit......... Traded in this week, yes the Ben Jacobs (53)
GOD................... Yes, GODLY indeed (54)
The old (not so old) reliable ........... Dyson Heppell (59)
The one, the only, the legendary, the king (SPUD)...... Paul duffield (61)
And Deledio (98)


Ok besides from that super corny intro.......WTF WTF WHAT THE ****? Are you ****en kidding me? I don't think i could try to pick a lower scoring backline this week. No zeros and they score ****en 412. What the **** are you ****en doing. ****en 412 from 7, you got to be ****en kidding. That is close to a thrid of my team scoring 412 points. **** **** ****.

Haha I read that post and thought gee, what an unlucky guy. Then I checked my team and I have the same backline as you (except I had stanley instead of Duffman).

Dont worry mate, backs are not worth a mention this year. Concentrate on your mids and fwds.

 

[Oscarman]

The reason I occasionally visit the vent thread is for posts like Ball Hog's. Truly magnificent.

 

[gav_train]

My backline performed even worse than ball hog's with 402
F*** toy, grimes, o'shea
Then traded grimes for F***ing jacobs instead of pops
And F*** you goddard you need to pull your F***ing finger out mate
And F*** the freo coaching staff for subbing Lower he was playing well and they left spuds like McPhee on the F***ing field.
And the F***ing bye the sooner they get rid of that sh** the better.
On top of that:
Stanton needs to grow a pair my grandma is harder than you
Monty what the F*** were you thinking when you bumped curnow
and Tapscott WTF

One good thing came out of this week the curnow injury resulted in me trading him to selwood and he pulled out 121

 

[Spider Klein]

Nothing as serious as above but annoyed I played Lower and L Thompson over Stanley and Buckley. Only needed to choose one of the higher scoring players and would have won.

 

[Rancid_Beasties]

Burgoyne is killing me. I thought I would be unique and go for a premium that few else would have. 290 in the first three rounds and I thought I was onto something. Then 60,71,68 and 44. WTF?!? A guy of his supreme talents, in a good hawthorn lineup, should be a 90+ dreamteamer. Now he is under $300k and only going to drop further! I don't want to trade him out because surely he is value at $300k, but its getting so bad I am going to consider playing a rookie this week (either polec (if he plays), hibberd or I.Smith...or heppell and then replace heppell with puopolo in defence) and bench him.

 

[Off The Couch]

Burgoyne is killing me. I thought I would be unique and go for a premium that few else would have. 290 in the first three rounds and I thought I was onto something. Then 60,71,68 and 44. WTF?!? A guy of his supreme talents, in a good hawthorn lineup, should be a 90+ dreamteamer. Now he is under $300k and only going to drop further! I don't want to trade him out because surely he is value at $300k, but its getting so bad I am going to consider playing a rookie this week (either polec (if he plays), hibberd or I.Smith...or heppell and then replace heppell with puopolo in defence) and bench him.

I feel your pain. Between Burgers and now Watson in the mids and then Ryder doing absolutely nothing in the ruck I feel like I am sitting on some good cash that could be better utilised. At least watson has been a good buy and will hold him until the bye.

Of course there is then Goddard and Broughton in the back line that aren't doing me much good either.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Sure am glad I picked Darren Jolly for that amazing durability of his

This is why durability is overrated. A spud's not going to suddenly become a gun, but a guy who's played the last 100 consecutive games can easily go down injured and a guy who's played 50 of the last 100 games can easily suddenly put a full season together.

 

[Jolldo87]

I'm sure Shaun Higgins and Jack Grimes owners don't think durabilities overrated.

I fell for Jolly too this year but i'll still back the durable players in most of the time. Boomer over Higgins, Enright over Grimes etc... These players could go down but the odds of it happening are far smaller than the odds that Higgins and Grimes were going to get some sort of injury during the season.

 

[Lazarus]

Anyone who didn't go with Sandi and Cox in the ruck deserves what they get imo. They are clearly the best, and anyone who didn't pick them knew they were taking a big risk.

 

[Nothing]

Anyone who didn't go with Sandi and Cox in the ruck deserves what they get imo. They are clearly the best, and anyone who didn't pick them knew they were taking a big risk.
__________________
Drew Petrie = Superstar

LOL.

I am sure a lot of those who 'deserve what they get' were concerned about taking in 2 rucks who have struggled to play 22 games/season.

 

[Jolldo87]

Anyone who didn't go with Sandi and Cox in the ruck deserves what they get imo. They are clearly the best, and anyone who didn't pick them knew they were taking a big risk.

Todd Goldstein says hi.

 

[Tippaz]

Todd Goldstein says hi.

hi Todd Goldstein

 

[chestbrah]

got beaten by 3 points and my opponent had Fyfe, who manages to kick an inverse banana torp off his left from the boundary in the second qtr... then bags another shithouse goal right on the siren to finish my anal fisting. ON THE SIREN. i am sick to death of that skinny cherry picking donkey and i vow that the ****ter will never ever see a spot in my best 22.. i dont care if he gets to premium swan status, he is a filthy dog and i hate him.

also wtf, i pick up rawlings and he serves me up a steaming pile of arse piss, whilst my opponent goes for suckling who pulled a ron jeremy and completely tore my arse hole into oblivion. that chezza picker bagged almost 70 last qtr points. OI SUCKLING, **** YOU.

 

[BarcaRulz]

I'm too tired to ramble on about this season. So much ridiculous shit. So basically me =

 

[gocowsmoo]

got beaten by 3 points and my opponent had Fyfe, who manages to kick an inverse banana torp off his left from the boundary in the second qtr... then bags another shithouse goal right on the siren to finish my anal fisting. ON THE SIREN. i am sick to death of that skinny cherry picking donkey and i vow that the ****ter will never ever see a spot in my best 22.. i dont care if he gets to premium swan status, he is a filthy dog and i hate him.

also wtf, i pick up rawlings and he serves me up a steaming pile of arse piss, whilst my opponent goes for suckling who pulled a ron jeremy and completely tore my arse hole into oblivion. that chezza picker bagged almost 70 last qtr points. OI SUCKLING, **** YOU.

Love it. Had a touch of the Clark Griswalds about it.

" I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! "

 

[mmmdoughnuts]

Im still dirty on bringing in Mitchell last week for a massive score of 61......

 

[jonesy86]

I.Smith got the arse

I was tossing up him and Poppy last week and went Smith.

 

[TheGhostOfJohnBelushi]

Love it. Had a touch of the Clark Griswalds about it.

" I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! "

Haha. Zippity doo da. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?

 

[Lazarus]

Haha fair enough. In hindsight was a bit harsh there