Social Science What do you love about yourself?

[Procrastinator35]

fu** off . Time to take up smoking in the hope it gives me cancer which will expediate my death. Who the fu** wants to live to their 80s.

What a charming piece of humanity you are.

 

[FRUMPY]

Take up smoking if you haven't already. It's a cracking appetite suppressant, I'm 47 and still have my schoolboy figure.

But you look 80

 

[craigos]

fu** off . Time to take up smoking in the hope it gives me cancer which will expediate my death. Who the fu** wants to live to their 80s.

You're going to get cancer from all the garbage you eat anyways so may as well double down.

 

[FRUMPY]

You're going to get cancer from all the garbage you eat anyways so may as well double down.

Its like sugar free soft drink - i presume ill get cancer from whatever makes it sweet, but ill look good at least

 

[Gameova_]

You're going to get cancer from all the garbage you eat anyways so may as well double down.

How can I get it much earlier?

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

How can I get it much earlier?

1. Rig it so that your microwave will work with the door open
2. Microwave your testicles. Or breasts, whichever is applicable. The microwave radiation may well give you cancer.

 

[Gameova_]

1. Rig it so that your microwave will work with the door open
2. Microwave your testicles. Or breasts, whichever is applicable. The microwave radiation may well give you cancer.

Anything that doesn't involve lots of pain ?

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

Anything that doesn't involve lots of pain ?

No. It's all pain, and most of it is a slow build-up. No chance of melanoma this time of year either. You're s**t out of luck unfortunately

 

[Gameova_]

No. It's all pain, and most of it is a slow build-up. No chance of melanoma this time of year either. You're s**t out of luck unfortunately

Eternal damnation too most likely. What is life?

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

Eternal damnation too most likely. What is life?

Life is what you make of it. Tired old ball of horse s**t I know, but it's true. Probably not the time to pull up stakes and go travelling right now but that's what I did once.

Never looked back.

 

[Gameova_]

Life is what you make of it. Tired old ball of horse s**t I know, but it's true. Probably not the time to pull up stakes and go travelling right now but that's what I did once.

Never looked back.

Wheres you go/what you did?

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

I went backpacking. Years before I did the 'living in London' thing, got bored and went up to Edinburgh and Glasgow. Spent many months in Central America too another time, going from Mexico all the way down to Panama and back up again. It was an eye opener.

And all of this working dead-end pick-and-pack jobs and working in kitchens and hostels and a whole host of other 'menial labour' tasks. Just keep putting one foot in front of the other and you'll get somewhere.

 

[tangolikelama]

I'm very selfless - will always go out of my way to help others.