He said wife.
Society & Culture What's your first world problem
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And I want a wifey, girlfriend and mistress.
Don't ask me questions that I can't answerWhat's the point of the girlfriend in that scenario?
I thought we were good, Lebbo73?
On the contrary, at 25 I'd like to be ******* hot 43 year olds.
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A slightly ripped $100 note
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Forget about it. It is still good to use. I mean send it to me as it is worthless.
PoppedCorn
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The weather and avl of some local trades preventing me from finishing the yard
Everything just takes an eternity ffs
Everything just takes an eternity ffs
I have a recurring dream where I'm kissing a girl but her tongue/mouth is really gross and unclean.
Is it possible that this is something I've repressed? Or could this just be a deep fear of mine?
I'm starting to lean toward it being a repressed memory. Should I see a hypnotist? Or would valium from a doctor be enough to cure me?
Is it possible that this is something I've repressed? Or could this just be a deep fear of mine?
I'm starting to lean toward it being a repressed memory. Should I see a hypnotist? Or would valium from a doctor be enough to cure me?
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Sounds like a deep fear, afterall, over half of BigFooty members have never kissed a girl.
Unclean
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You're sleep kissing the cat
GreyCrow
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You're a closeted gay. Your subconscious is aware of it but you aren't. Sleeping with all these women is your defense against the truth. Don't fight it anymore and accept life with all the coloured rainbows.
Either that or you could be a clean freak
It makes sense, but I'm not a clean freak...
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I would lean towards a deep fear. I have recurring dreams about being disorganised - having to pack for a flight but not being able to find all the stuff I need or, when I was at Uni, forgetting I had an exam or having an assignment due the next day and I had not even started it. I am a pretty organised person so these sort of things if that actually happened to me in the real world would stress me out big time.
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Jim Beam, Jacks or Bundy? (My guess is JB)My wife bought me a carton of Zero Sugar alcohol...
Marklar_33
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JB. I'm quite the bogan
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They do make the slabs look too similar.
Marklar_33
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True, but I didn't let her off that easily!
Has to be raking leaves and branches off my tennis court. It is the worst.
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A bit like having to wash your Porsche, right?
Surely you can get the help to do that.
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Unknown dog randomly shitting on my front lawn
