Pregnancy & Parenting What's your number?

[Spirit Level]

Got the idea for this whilst reading the "weird places you've had sex thread" and got curious as to the profile of the GD community (not that it matters, just for fun)

Pretty simple really, how many people have you slept with and how old were you when you had your first?

FYI, 17 and 16

 

[HairyO]

I believe the rule of 3 tells us:
if male divide the claim by 3, if female multiply the claim by 3.

So you're either 5 or 50.

 

[Spirit Level]

I believe the rule of 3 tells us:
if male divide the claim by 3, if female multiply the claim by 3.

So you're either 5 or 50.

What if I'm non-binary?

 

[HairyO]

What if I'm non-binary?

Oh dear. Last time I got involved in that sort of discussion...

 

[La Dispute]

1342 but the potentials is in the millions as I only sleep with European supermodels

 

[Gigantic]

I'm at about 296 for the year.

Not sure how much over my life-time so far.

 

[Shell]

/popcorn gif

 

[perthblue]

Zero. and that number is a requirement of my future princess. no Hymen no diamond, baby doll.

 

[Gough]

Zero. and that number is a requirement of my future princess. no Hymen no diamond, baby doll.

Is that your faith or are you hideously ugly?
15 and 30s for me.

 

[perthblue]

Is that your faith or are you hideously ugly?

I am unattractive and have zero redeeming qualities, but life is easier if I pretend that my lack of success with women is my own personal choice

 

[Gough]

I am unattractive and have zero redeeming qualities, but life is easier if I pretend that my lack of success with women is my own personal choice

That's the spirit!!!

 

[radiojake]

54 46 was my number

Right now, someone else has my number

 

[Shell]

69 - 49 + 2 (x5) - 55 = not telling.

I will say this tho. I've never been with a man older than myself. Just realised this the other day.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

69 - 49 + 2 (x5) - 55 = not telling.

I will say this tho. I've never been with a man older than myself. Just realised this the other day.

I'm taking that as either

69 - 49 + (2×5) - 55 = -25

Or

(69 - 49 + 2)x5 - 55 = 55.

If you are into the negatives then sheesh... Harsh Shell. You ok?

 

[Shell]

I'm taking that as either

69 - 49 + (2×5) - 55 = -25

Or

(69 - 49 + 2)x5 - 55 = 55.

If you are into the negatives then sheesh... Harsh Shell. You ok?

Was doing random nos. except for 69. That was on purpose hahahaahaha 69.

 

[HairyO]

Was doing random nos. except for 69. That was on purpose hahahaahaha 69.

Please explain?

 

[Plugger35]

 

[SwampCreature]

Op is likely a 15 year old virgin

 

[Marklar_33]

One

 

[Billy ray]

I will say this tho. I've never been with a man older than myself. Just realised this the other day.

yeh me too, in fact, my ex wife has been the oldest at 2 years 2 months younger than me. I'm 42 for those playing at home.
current girl is 3 years younger.
my past year on tinder/bumble has been mostly 32-37 age bracket.
did have a 29 which was good for my ego.

 

[M Malice]

One should always strive for quality performance rather than quantity, you also don't want to go off too early.

 

[rank and file]

One at a time

Fixed

 

[HairyO]

yeh me too, in fact, my ex wife has been the oldest at 2 years 2 months younger than me. I'm 42 for those playing at home.
current girl is 3 years younger.
my past year on tinder/bumble has been mostly 32-37 age bracket.
did have a 29 which was good for my ego.

Got to love girls with daddy issues.

 

[Billy ray]

Got to love girls with daddy issues.

29 not 19!

 

[CakeEater]

One

You started at one Mark Larsson? I know Tassie is different but sheesh