Celebrating HBF's 100k post. He is an ornament to big footy. The Casual Chat Thread

[Morganashlee]

Daisy Thomas is the biggest **** knuckle on the planet.

YOU'RE WELCOME

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Is it the Killing Fields?

Home Alone.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

YOU'RE WELCOME

You're lucky I you!

 

[chelseacarlton]

It's cold,it's dirty,it needs a full cleanout,it's a ******* rabble,but my shed is much more inspiring!.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Just got home. Turn on footy. Geelong 18-1. Yep Carlton starring on Friday night football yet again

What dickhole allocated the Friday night spots.

Edit. : 24-2

You have to wonder, don't you. Why. Why why why.

Watching Eurovision instead of this 'match'.

NTTAWWT.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

How am I supposed to get skinny for my wedding when this campaigner of a football club drives me to comfort food?!

 

[chelseacarlton]

It's cold,it's dirty,it needs a full cleanout,it's a ******* rabble,but my shed is much more inspiring!.

Meanwhile here's a photo of my footy team!.
A messy bunch of tools!.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Thank god the two most loathsome "me me me" umpires, Stevic and Mollison, are umpiring this game and therefore can't influence results this weekend.

 

[richoatthedisco]

How am I supposed to get skinny for my wedding when this campaigner of a football club drives me to comfort food?!

Put a punching bag in your lounge room.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Put a punching bag in your lounge room.

you're a genius!

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

The only way I could get HBF interested in this game was to promise to take an item of clothing off every time we kick a goal. I'm still nice and warm and he's still not very interested lol

 

[Freofalcon]

I'm going to continue to use bouncedown. #teamWAandhufus

It's the same as kickoff for me. You kick the ball off the line, you bounce to ball down onto the ground.

Tory is stupid though.

Yeah never used tory myself.

We used Tory at school. We also used Tozza.

 

[Probitas_]

You have to wonder, don't you. Why. Why why why.

 

[richoatthedisco]

How is scheduling an unwatchable side on more Friday nights than anyone else a profit-maximising exercise? Either someone's lining someone's pockets or the schedulers have so little grasp of football matters that they actually thought Carlton was in for a good season.

 

[Probitas_]

How is scheduling an unwatchable side on more Friday nights than anyone else a profit-maximising exercise? Either someone's lining someone's pockets or the schedulers have so little grasp of football matters that they actually thought Carlton was in for a good season.

Has to be profitable surely, doesn't make any sense any other way. Every Carlton supporter I know was expecting pretty much exactly this.

 

[Probitas_]

Or yeah someone is greasing someone's palm heavily.

 

[Probitas_]

Lack of effort seems to be rubbing off on Geelong. It may be infectious.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Started from Carlton

 

[JoseMourinho]

Don't get too melty, mebby. Also im very sure you will still be fully clothed at the end of the game.

 

[Keys]

The only way I could get HBF interested in this game was to promise to take an item of clothing off every time we kick a goal. I'm still nice and warm and he's still not very interested lol

Now if there was going to be pics posted of this I'd start cheering for Carlton instead of laughing at them

 

[pantskyle]

Now if there was going to be pics posted of this I'd start cheering for Carlton instead of laughing at them

Same. Go Blues.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

No way. Keep laughing at Carlton you pervs.

 

[Allikat]

boooooooo selwood

 

[chelseacarlton]

Sunday I'll have Thursday on my mind...

 

[Keys]

No way. Keep laughing at Carlton you pervs.

We could critique the likelihood of you looking not fat in your wedding dress