Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Dylan8]

Then you have the next four seasons to watch for the first time, in which case I envy you.

His stand-up is even better than the show too.

I'm totally getting through the newest season in 2 nights because I forgot the new season happened

I quite enjoyed when he SPOILER ALERT got fingered in the butt

 

[Changaneen]

Definitely jupiter and venus. Grab "star chart" for android/iphone. It uses gps position to chart star locations etc. You can face the back of your phone to the sky and it will tell you what you are looking at.

Ok. Will have a look. Ahhh yea, usually Venus pops her head out this time of year, she has rings too. Ive got a nice little telescope, will have a look. Gotta love life. The moon is awesome this time of year, you can see all her craters and her glory.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Ok. Will have a look. Ahhh yea, usually Venus pops her head out this time of year, she has rings too. Ive got a nice little telescope, will have a look. Gotta love life. The moon is awesome this time of year, you can see all her craters and her glory.

Chilling that you posted 'gotta love life' around the time of Phil Walsh's death.

 

[Doctor Feel]

In lighter news, the witcher 3 makes you good in the sack.

http://www.news.com.au/technology/h...es-and-sex-drive/story-e6frfrt9-1227426717632

 

[charcolechaddy]

Are the fanatics the same people from that Aussies behaving badly in Bali show?

 

[ozph1870]

Coopers artisan....
Flying down....

It delicious...

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Ok. Will have a look. Ahhh yea, usually Venus pops her head out this time of year, she has rings too. Ive got a nice little telescope, will have a look. Gotta love life. The moon is awesome this time of year, you can see all her craters and her glory.

The question then is why are you checking out Venus's rings?

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Bernard Tomic's press conference - I'm an overpaid tennis millionaire living a lifestyle you can only dream of by being mediocre at my chosen profession. Tennis Australia are bunch of campaigners for not giving me enough.

The layman's guide to Bernard Tomic's press conference - I was thrashed senseless by tennis's ultimate professional. Look over there, a spider!

 

[El_Scorcho]

That whole filter thing can kiss my arse, and I don't care one way or the other about marriage of any kind...man, woman, dog, cat or budgie. Do whatever, marry whoever you like, but that funking filter thing is bloody annoying!

"Oh no! People celebrating a landmark decision on an issue they feel passionately about by changing their profile picture!" - Manure ID, 2015.

Seriously, this isn't really a lot different to all of us changing our facebook profile pictures to include Port paraphernalia in October 2016.

You know who will be the happiest with gay marriage getting the thumbs up? Lawyers who specialise in family relationship matters. 2 x marriages = 2 x divorce rates = 2 x $$$ in the bank. (That's the exact equation, do not question it)

Nah i'm pretty sure it will actually be the gay people who are allowed to marry.

I found a strong correlation between low IQ and the chance of having a rainbow filter on their display picture - atleast on my friends list.

I found a strong correlation between a low IQ and people posting memes about the filter.

 

[Magpiespower]

Far out, it's been so long since I've used the DVD player, I've actually forgotten how to turn it on and s**t.

Well, I guess I'm not watching John Wick tonight.

Or any other DVD for that matter...

 

[manureid]

"Oh no! People celebrating a landmark decision on an issue they feel passionately about by changing their profile picture!" - Manure ID, 2015.

Seriously, this isn't really a lot different to all of us changing our facebook profile pictures to include Port paraphernalia in October 2016.



Nah i'm pretty sure it will actually be the gay people who are allowed to marry.



I found a strong correlation between a low IQ and people posting memes about the filter.

Tosser alert.

 

[edgie]

I still remember how to turn the VHS on

Tracking

 

[Andre]

I still remember how to turn the VHS on

Tracking

Don't forget to rewind your DVD after watching.

 

[El_Scorcho]

Tosser alert.

#carn

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Is it true Australians aren't involved in every match at Wimbledon? Channel 7's programming tells me this is not so.

Apparently I would rather watch Sue Barker doing an entirely random roll call of sporting stars from Great Britain (not counting Martina Navratilova and Kumar Sangakarra who it seems spent enough time in the UK to qualify) than watch some women players with SBSy sounding names slugging it out on an outside court.

The real cruelty of this telecasting is I could be subject to another match featuring Casey 'I'm just big-boned' Dellacqua.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Sam Groth just ripped a 147mph serve at Roger Federer. I think it left a smoking hole in Roger's racquet. I haven't seen serving like that since Roscoe Tanner's heyday.

 

[Doctor Feel]

"Oh no! People celebrating a landmark decision on an issue they feel passionately about by changing their profile picture!" - Manure ID, 2015.

Seriously, this isn't really a lot different to all of us changing our facebook profile pictures to include Port paraphernalia in October 2016.



Nah i'm pretty sure it will actually be the gay people who are allowed to marry.



I found a strong correlation between a low IQ and people posting memes about the filter.

Says the guy with the filter, but whatever. Enough on this for mine.

 

[Relativity]

Wtf is it with restaurants and leaving the shell on the end of prawn tails? I don't want to eat prawn shell and I certainly don't want to have to fish through my pasta with my fingers to pull out the crustaceans to finish the peeling job the f'ing chef was too lazy to do in the first place.

 

[El_Scorcho]

Says the guy with the filter, but whatever. Enough on this for mine.

You're sharing your opinion with tapout wearing hyperbogans and the "Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve" brigade.

You have to expect a significant f***wit crossover, and that was reflected in the liking and sharing of negative slanted filter related memes.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

I hate tennis.... just thought I'd share

 

[Doctor Feel]

I hate tennis.... just thought I'd share

I don't mind it, but I can't bring myself to watch it outside of the aus open. Time differences go a long way to that.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Wtf is it with restaurants and leaving the shell on the end of prawn tails? I don't want to eat prawn shell and I certainly don't want to have to fish through my pasta with my fingers to pull out the crustaceans to finish the peeling job the f'ing chef was too lazy to do in the first place.

#firstworldproblems

 

[_VXV]

Watched the paper plane movie with kids today to have some respite. For those who've seen it, there's a scene with a short tubular plane being flown. CGI I guessed. In the extras there's a tutorial how to make planes and instructions for this one. Bugger me dead, it works!

 

[Concussion]

Stanley knives + half drunk electricians + small jobs that have been put off so long they become annoying = a late night in emergency and a few stitches

 

[chiwigi]

I hate tennis.... just thought I'd share

And cricket, boring middle class twaddle.

Those who played cricket or tennis in school were the middle class weaklings called Timothy or Tarquin etc.who couldn't get into the sports teams or their (usually very hot) mummy didn't want them getting hurt.