How to fix South Australia

[Cap]

the biggest regional city in SA is about 30k

 

[Silent Alarm]

Simple answer:

 

[Poseidon]

Sell it to the Chinese.

 

[Tex_21]

As a proud Victorian, I must say Adelaide >>>>>>>>>>>>>> daylight >>>>>>>>>>>>> Melbourne.

Come at me hipster ****.

 

[Dont be a lemon]

As a proud Victorian, I must say Adelaide >>>>>>>>>>>>>> daylight >>>>>>>>>>>>> Melbourne.

Come at me hipster ****.

O-Bahn fan?

 

[Atley]

anything like this in Victoria?

 

[Atley]

What is there to do in Victoria?

Football
Great Ocean Road
Grampians

what else?

 

[Aliago]

What is there to do in Victoria?

Football
Great Ocean Road
Grampians

what else?

Compared to

3. Adelaide

We'll cope.

 

[Ghostwriter]

Wikipedia says Adelaide already has around 1,200,000 people.

How exactly do you foresee 500,000 people (and their jerbs) up and moving to vastly smaller places?

It's too late.

 

[Ed_Gein]

Even Cher was embarrassed to be in possession of the keys to the city.

 

[Messenger]

anything like this in Victoria?

Likely full of sharks.

 

[Cap]

to be fair, the sharks only eat the tasty looking people.

 

[Duffman95]

Even as an extremely proud Melburnian, I won't hear a bad word said about Adelaide. Great place to head for the weekend as a single bloke - the male 'competition' there is farcicial. Most of the guys there dress like flogs from the Hilltop Hoods, and it makes it a breeze to pick up.

Special mention to the Grand Hotel on a Sunday night.

 

[Messenger]

Even as an extremely proud Melburnian, I won't hear a bad word said about Adelaide. Great place to head for the weekend as a single bloke - the male 'competition' there is farcicial. Most of the guys there dress like flogs from the Hilltop Hoods, and it makes it a breeze to pick up.

Special mention to the Grand Hotel on a Sunday night.

Come on down male BF posters from Adelaide.

 

[Wright Away]

Even as an extremely proud Melburnian, I won't hear a bad word said about Adelaide. Great place to head for the weekend as a single bloke - the male 'competition' there is farcicial. Most of the guys there dress like flogs from the Hilltop Hoods, and it makes it a breeze to pick up.

Special mention to the Grand Hotel on a Sunday night.

You are exactly right. You have to dress like a Melbournian to pick up the modern gay man.

 

[Cap]

You are exactly right. You have to dress like a Melbournian to pick up the modern gay man.

that was quick

I only just noticed there is no mention of the word female

 

[Cap]

Come on down male BF posters from Adelaide.

as Wright Away alluded too, the gay scene is Adelaide is pretty small from what I can tell, so I can only assume they welcome in the fresh meat.

 

[Duffman95]

You are exactly right. You have to dress like a Melbournian to pick up the modern gay man.

Haha, well played. FTR, I'm definitely straight.

 

[Simple Jack]

anything like this in Victoria?

No, unfortunately if you want the adrenaline rush of being chased by a shark we're a bit short of those sort of locations here.

This is a bit more our speed.

 

[Miqar_Baqfhied]

Perth/southwest beaches pwn any beaches anywhere in this country

 

[Simple Jack]

Perth/southwest beaches pwn any beaches anywhere in this country

As long as you don't include 'leave with an equal number of limbs as you arrived with' as a requirement for quality.

 

[Wright Away]

Haha, well played. FTR, I'm definitely straight.

Haha yeah no hard feelings (pun intended) I just noticed no mention of girls. Even though obviously that is what you meant.

 

[Miqar_Baqfhied]

As long as you don't include 'leave with an equal number of limbs as you arrived with' as a requirement for quality.

Meh. Media driven scare mongering. No more risky than going down to Cronulla.

 

[Tiff]

I have family that live in Adelaide and I always love going to the place. Couldn't put a finger on what it is, I just like the way it...is.

They live out near the hills, and it just looks cool. Nice trees, valleys, streams everywhere.

Also, when I was there over new years it was 42 degrees + and me and the old man went to the pub at 10 am and got the coldest pint of beer I think I've ever drunk.

 

[Gough]

I would be looking at education. I worked in Educational Publishing Industry for a while, don't do it, it's very boring, and the amount of foreign students who study here blew my mind. Bearing in mind that they are pay full fees to the university , as well as board, and have you seen the price of KFC these days (stereotyping, I know), these kids are putting a lot of money in local pockets. Rann had it right, amazingly, when he was trying to attract foreign universities to open offshore campus' in Adelaide. There are two good universities in Adelaide and UNISA, there is a massive burgeoning middle class in India and China, who want a better future for their kids than they had. Adelaide is a small town and easy to get around, it's cheaper to live in the all other mainland states, it has a lot of attractions to foreign students.