Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon - congratulations on '16 Wooden Spoon (RIP The Scales)

[MaddAdam]

That is up there with fishy's threats to have the anti-terror squad come and get people.

 

[CharlieMortdecai]

Vlad will have to come on hands and knees to Essendon with any punishment. It will need to be negotiated and agreed to by Essendon; because if it isn't Essendon will drag this into the courts and wreck this season and probably next.

Already had Little confirming Essendon is gonna lawyer up.

And I for one couldn't be happier - I would gladly destroy two seasons of football, with irrevocable damage to it's brand (which will hit the life support clubs hardest), then watch the drooling slobbering masses (quite well represented on BigFooty) think they had any idea what was going on.

No wonder everybody detests them so much. I mean everybody hates Collingwood, but that's just because they're so big and their supporters are so feral. But Carlton, Hawthorn, North and it seems Richmond supporters all reserve their absolute contempt and abhorrence for all things red and black. It's that smug sense of entitlement, combined with a growing inferiority complex, and it's what led to the cheating that started this whole mess for them.

And now we see the petulant dummy spits from the spoiled brats who can't simply harden the **** up and cop the whack they've brought upon themselves.

 

[Wild Bill]

Oh My God!!! *essendon will get smashed if they take on the AFL, ASADA and WADA. They are a minnow that will be squashed so badly they may never recover.

"Destroy the AFL brand for 2 seasons" pffft - that idiot *hird and his bunch of fools have done more damage to the brand that anything their lawyers can dish out.

Stupid supporters are embarrassing themselves with this talk. Keep pushing Vlad and enjoy your Sunday afternoon twilight games.

 

[Nate7]

So who is that wind-bag Jade and where did that quote come from? Ahhhh lemme guess, the board for overt delusionists!

 

[Nate7]

Oh My God!!! *essendon will get smashed if they take on the AFL, ASADA and WADA. They are a minnow that will be squashed so badly they may never recover.

"Destroy the AFL brand for 2 seasons" pffft - that idiot *hird and his bunch of fools have done more damage to the brand that anything their lawyers can dish out.

Stupid supporters are embarrassing themselves with this talk. Keep pushing Vlad and enjoy your Sunday afternoon twilight games.

I bet WADA are hoping to go to work on *essendon; I can actually imagine them (WADA) sitting there right now polishing a few out with a wry smirk at the very thought of bringing some real heat to those minnows.
While I'm at it, that petulant club is bringing this whole country into disrepute!

 

[Rack Watts]

Hird > Carey.
Just sayin'

 

[Flawed Genius]

Hird > Carey.
Just sayin'

Oh come now.

Not even you believe that.

 

[GarnerSmash]

WADA compliant > not WADA compliant.

 

[scottywiper]

What happened to all the Essendon flogs a few pages ago batting off over Whateley's comments on 360?
I think I suggested at the time it was premature celebration...this is about to get ugly.

 

[ozzyoslo]

I'd rather be spewing rubbish than choking.
What are you choking on? Certainly not your club finances.







What's funny is how much different your ladder position would be if you scored about an extra 20 points at times where it mattered within the season.

Essendon might be going through crap, but at least we're responding in close games.
You don't have Swallow this weekend, remember, if you don't Swallow, you'll choke.

We'll see how yours is after the pending law suits start??
You think youre going to take on the AFL? Remember the AFL is a representation of all the clubs !!
Then individual players law suits against your glori-arse club for puting them in "life changing danger" etc etc etc .

 

[CharlieMortdecai]

Hird > Carey.
Just sayin'

Yep, certainly got him covered in the egomaniac with a drug problem stakes.

Quite an achievement by *jimmy boy.

 

[Shadeeq]

1. Wait until Ziebell, Cunnington, Atley, Goldstein, Bastinac, Macmillan, McKenzie, Black, Mullett, Tarrant, Daw etc have 100 under their belts. We'll be ragdolling your mob like we've done for most of the past couple of decades.

Ziebell - great player
Cunnington - solid but I would expect more from a top 5 pick
Atley - gone backwards. Reports of him being the next Judd slightly exaggerated
Goldstein - wouldn't include him on a list like this as he's already nearly played 100 games
Bastinac - solid
Macmillan - has only got 20+ disposals in three of his 17 games this season
Black - looks quite good but his best games were when you thumped the saints and Melbourne. Needs to show more against better opposition or he will risk becoming the next Petrie.
Daw - played a single good game in his whole career so far.
Tarrant - hot and cold. Not that young anymore and needs to be more consistent. Risks being next Gumbleton as he's always injured

Overall rating - 4/10 with three extra points added as they did it clean

 

[trooroo4life]

Hird > Carey.
Just sayin'

Hahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha.... No!

 

[see see]

Hird > Carey.
Just sayin'

Truth >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Delusion

Carey f***s up, doesn't play another game for North.

*hird brings club to knees due to rampant narcissism and hubris, supporters print up "stand by hird" placards.

Culture.

 

[ozzyoslo]

It's lots of fun.

Heaps of fun.

Enjoy yourselves today!

And tomorrow , and the day after, etc etc etc

 

[trooroo4life]

Ziebell - great player
Cunnington - solid but I would expect more from a top 5 pick
Atley - gone backwards. Reports of him being the next Judd slightly exaggerated
Goldstein - wouldn't include him on a list like this as he's already nearly played 100 games
Bastinac - solid
Macmillan - has only got 20+ disposals in three of his 17 games this season
Black - looks quite good but his best games were when you thumped the saints and Melbourne. Needs to show more against better opposition or he will risk becoming the next Petrie.
Daw - played a single good game in his whole career so far.
Tarrant - hot and cold. Not that young anymore and needs to be more consistent. Risks being next Gumbleton as he's always injured

Overall rating - 4/10 with three extra points added as they did it clean

Heppell - Squib
Hurley - Meh, so hot and cold
Carlisle - good player, wont take long for the culture to ruin him though
Melksham - lol
Zaharakis - good player... Ziebell>>>>>Zaharakis
Daniher - il rate him when he finally gets a kick
Anyone else?

Rating = ... Meh who gives a ****, we are better.

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

Ziebell - great player yep
Cunnington - solid but I would expect more from a top 5 pick it's coming
Atley - gone backwards. Reports of him being the next Judd slightly exaggerated your recruiting manager compared him to Judd
Goldstein - wouldn't include him on a list like this as he's already nearly played 100 games why is he on you list then?
Bastinac - solid and improving
Macmillan - has only got 20+ disposals in three of his 17 games this season disposals ain't everthing
Black - looks quite good but his best games were when you thumped the saints and Melbourne. Needs to show more against better opposition or he will risk becoming the next Petrie. hasn't even played 20 games yet!
Daw - played a single good game in his whole career so far. out of what? five or so games?
Tarrant - hot and cold. Not that young anymore and needs to be more consistent. Risks being next Gumbleton as he's always injured don't compare our players with your tainted *shit

Overall rating - 4/10 with three extra points added as they did it clean

You've obviously got body image problems/small man syndrome (I know this doesn't make sense anymore since your post was edited to remove your pathetic comment about Majak, but I bet it's true anyway)

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

Anyway, back on topic. Sympathy for *essendone?

 

[Thrawn]

Their new chairman really scares me. He isn't Satan, is he?

 

[Only Forwards]

Should start a poll how many pages can the thread get to?

 

[Nate7]

Should start a poll how many pages can the thread get to?

Or, when do you think *they will be punished? My guess: after the season is done.
If *they are punished before the end of the H&A season, I will shout a drink for each NM supporter!

 

[Only Forwards]

Or, when do you think *they will be punished? My guess: after the season is done.
If *they are punished before the end of the H&A season, I will shout a drink for each NM supporter!

Big call, round 22 victory room drinks are on Nate

 

[jacko57]

Hird > Carey.
Just sayin'

Hird? Great footballer, but never as good as The King.

I used to say he was a better bloke, given Carey's well-publicised misdemeanours.

But I think we can now say Wayne has him covered off-field too ; at least he owned up to his mistakes, and appears to have worked through most if not all of his issues.

Whereas Hird is still living in that strange place known as denial.

 

[IdiotBox]

Their new chairman really scares me. He isn't Satan, is he?

Looks like the actor in that (Telstra?) ad - where the father is explaining to his son what the Great wall of China was for... " lots of rabbits in China". what rabbits you gonna pull from your hat Mr Little?

 

[ozzyoslo]

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