What are dead giveaways that you won't like someone

[Scotland]

Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky, born 1821 died 1881?

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

People who bring shit, cheap drinks to a gathering, stick them in the fridge and then nick everyone else's grog over the course of the night.

People who interrupt me when I'm reading. 90% of the time they're just asking what I'm reading, and they make a snide comment because it's not of any interest to them. **** off.

People who feel the need to comment on everybody's car, irrespective of their car knowledge, because they have a relatively expensive one.

And x2 for almost everything The_Reaper said.

 

[Silent Alarm]

I know a guy who has a massive leather bound copy of war and peace in his house in a glass display case.

I'll bet my house that he doesn't even know who wrote war and peace

You should tell him it was originally called War War, What is it Good For?

 

[BotsMaster]

People who feel the need to comment on everybody's car, irrespective of their car knowledge, because they have a relatively expensive one.

I do that and my car is cheap

 

[04 Durif]

if they greet me by calling me champ, chief, legend or buddy.

Hey knackers

 

[Total_Juddshanks]

Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky, born 1821 died 1881?

Just interesting him being exiled in Siberia for four years. All it is is that he was a member of a secret political party, and they put him in a Siberian labour camp for four years, so you know.

 

[04 Durif]

I know a guy who has a massive leather bound copy of war and peace in his house in a glass display case.

I'll bet my house that he doesn't even know who wrote war and peace

You know Ron Burgundy?

 

[kickazz]

W&P was by Tolstoy, was it not?

On cars - guys who do burnouts/screechies/etc in shit cars like an Astra I saw at the train station the other day. Dude, you are embarrassing yourself.

 

[moses]

People who talk about going to the gym

 

[La Dispute]

I always forget names. When I first get introduced, I take no notice as I don't expect that I will ever meet or converse with them again.

Great attitude.

Although I'll often go to house parties where I'll only know a few people and end up being introduced to twenty plus people over the course of the night and have to be reminded of peoples names.

I can't see why people take offense to others forgetting either.

 

[La Dispute]

People who talk about going to the gym

lol

do u even lift brah.

 

[I bleed Blue]

They have an Essendon player avatar

Now that is a dead giveaway!

 

[ioppolo]

"What Footy team do you support?"
"West Coast"
"Haha druggies and jailbirds lol"

Seriously, **** off with that shit. Around 2006-08, those comments were fair enough, but I'm sick of people still making comments like that 6 years on!

 

[Scotland]

People who talk about going to the gym

People who talk about the gym in excrutiating detail.

99% of people who go to the gym are going to build fitness (ie run, cycle etc.), build size/strength (ie lift heavy stuff) or are fat and are trying to become less so by doing a combination of the activities mentioned.

The way people carry on about it you'd think they were training for a combination of winning the New York marathon, gold in the 100m sprint at the Olympics and Mr Universe.

 

[Scotland]

"What Footy team do you support?"
"West Coast"
"Haha druggies and jailbirds lol"

People are stupid. Elapsed time generally doesn't change that.

Another one: people who use the word 'franchise' to describe AFL clubs that are in fact older than they are.

 

[Jesse Custer]

Big bosses at companies. Never like that scum.

 

[Roobs321]

Continuing on West Coast, these days I'd also include the mindless assumptions concerning us having good fortune with umpire free kicks.

 

[brahj]

If you're a jerk, we probably aren't friends.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Crossfit.

 

[Total_Juddshanks]

Girls (or guys for that matter) who talk about having a 'food baby' after they've eaten a lot.

+100% if they do so via a Facebook status update.

 

[Shupe]

I don't see what's so bad about talking about the gym. It's a hobby and something to talk about, just like every other hobby people like to discuss.

 

[Gough]

Continuing on West Coast, these days I'd also include the mindless assumptions concerning us having good fortune with umpire free kicks.

It makes footy easier, Hawks, Buddy, three strikes, injuction, Eagles druggies, duckers, Carlton and Essendon are cheats, we all know about St Kilda, Collingwood, toothless dole bludger, lol Norf, that sort of things. It's so much easier to stereotype.

 

[Hudu Gurusingha]

Bosses who just walk through an office not saying hello to anyone beneath them - shits me.

Had a HUGE boss at my work a while ago - multi-billionaire, high profile. He stopped and talked to the cleaner! Stuff like this you remember.

 

[MarcusP2]

There's a difference between 'What are you in to?' 'Oh I lift weights, me and some mates have a bit of a competition going' and 'Mate I lift. Was at the gym doing squat dropsets starting at 3x BW, followed it up with with 5 sets of power cleans and a protein shake. Do you lift?'

Stereotyping but the second kind come off as bigger campaigners than those talking about other hobbies, probably because they appear to be bragging.

 

[Shell]

"My favourite show is The Big Bang Theory."

I cant believe those ****ing ****s are on a million an episode. THE SHOW'S RUBBISH PEOPLE.