Strategy Non football related ideas for NMFC to make coin

[Twinkletoes]

A glory hole manned by Zondor :stern look

Spat the latte out again! F***ing lol Passmore.

How about we bottle Arden St sprinkler water mixed with used massage linament and market it as a miracle weight loss or hair regrowth cream? Now career fraudster Peter Foster's back in the clink there's a gap in the market.

 

[roos_fanatic08]

Roobet....a kangaroos funded bettin...dammit
Expand our region and have community camps in ballarat so that we can sell a game or two....dammit
Pokies....dammit
Cafe...dammit

Zondor glory hole ding ding ding!!

 

[glenn2479]

Can we copyright 'N O R F', then sue every mofo on here who uses it.

 

[Augustine]

Get the clubs entire budget and put it on red.

 

[Higgins2Waite]

Get the clubs entire budget and put it on red.

Can't we just get Dumont and his mates to loot the joint ala Ocean's 11

 

[Lavy_Panther]

Marry Geoffrey Edelsten.

 

[Lavy_Panther]

Create a sports forum and offer paid memberships. Call them 'diamond memberships'.

 

[Roadrunner]

- Offer free training lessons for kids whose parents brought 2 or more memberships (or family packages)
- Offer free movie tickets with members get new members programs etc
- Setup a fast food shops selling fish and chips, hotdogs etc

 

[Lavy_Panther]

- Offer free training lessons for kids whose parents brought 2 or more memberships (or family packages)
- Offer free movie tickets with members get new members programs etc
- Setup a fast food shops selling fish and chips, hotdogs etc

 

[Hojuman]

$7 co-payment for all away members attending our games. You can even get to see Dr. Con Mitropolis !

 

[ThePezDispenser]

Not sure if café has been mentioned yet :sternlook

 

[Bigeasy]

Rob more taxis

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Rob more taxis

Who Rob Burton, isn't he recovering from man v majak?

 

[DEVO]

If we had of kept Ballarat, we could of gone mining for Gold.

A Pick and Shovel for all the players. Pre Season training with a difference.

 

[Wells Now Williams Fan]

A balaclava.........
5am on a Sunday morning.......
A 7-11 store.........


Finally one of us has really put his thinking cap on.......... (ok i am out of ideas) !!!

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

A balaclava.........
5am on a Sunday morning.......
A 7-11 store.........


Finally one of us has really put his thinking cap on.......... (ok i am out of ideas) !!!

I was thinking we can rob a cafe to get supplies and renovation ideas for Arden St.

 

[Higgins2Waite]

A balaclava.........
5am on a Sunday morning.......
A 7-11 store.........


Finally one of us has really put his thinking cap on.......... (ok i am out of ideas) !!!

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

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I've got sneakers for sneaking.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Maybe we can sell rides on the elephant.

 

[King Corey]

Surely the only solution, I mean how has no one suggested this so far, is to win the next battle of the bands?

First price is $500. We could use the money to move out of mum and dad's basement and get our own stadium deal.

 

[Gasometer]

Pay $5 to secure your right to go into the ballot for Grand Final Tickets.

 

[Gasometer]

Sell Pepsi Max cans at the MCG.

 

[Twinkletoes]

Surely the only solution, I mean how has no one suggested this so far, is to win the next battle of the bands?

First price is $500. We could use the money to move out of mum and dad's basement and get our own stadium deal.

I always thought Kris Shore would be a huge loss, and this is why.

 

[Gasometer]

Sell Home Made Dim Sims at Level 2 Docklands.

 

[roodav]

For every interstate game, instead of staying in hotels, offer interstate supporters the chance to bid for players to stay on their couch.

Saves/makes money and a gentle nod to the former chief of football